I have the tee shirts printed...
Knowing Hoochie.... she will  have the souvenir gin ( and Lord knows what else )
in the pipeline too 

  I was thinking a charity single ..... "Everybody Pays"

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Brother Heat, who are you looking to scam greet tonight

This castigating and questioning of my motives and expenditures is a flippin' outrage. When I think of all I have done for "The Cause"....!!!

FYI, there was only ONE wallet growth!!

However, the surgical removal of muf's wallet - which I had skilfully secreted about my person - was an extremely complex procedure ( it had become lodged ) requiring many weeks of rehabilitation. I had a complete nervous breakdown hence the unavoidable pina colada therapy.

Furthermore, I couldn't possibly have got out of bed in the morning to get to the bar in time to begin my treatment were it not for the tropical oil massage therapy "sessions". Let me tell you, sitting on a bar stool all day was physically exhausting and left me all stiff.

Similarly, I could not have staggered back gone back to bed for my recuperative afternoon siestas without the "miscellaneous butler services". Someone had to tuck me in!

Hope this clears things up and puts an end to all this whinging and the like.

* Completely overlooks the fact that the charity single was hoochie's idea simply because she cast aspersions on me and my work *


Dear Brother Heat, oh most valued, most revered amongst the flock,

No-one has ever quite understood me like you do which is why I made you Creative Director in charge of Revenue Generation whilst hoochie, who has never quite understood the ethos of The Blue Sponge, remains languishing in a windowless basement fiddling the books bean-counting............. although with the laundry next door I allow her to wash my smalls when she's on her lunch-break.... provides a bit of variety for her. *is benevolent even to those that would curtail my allowances*.

 Being a bean counter (with associated Keys to the safe priveleges) can have it's advantages

 

*Books hoochie into world renowned Royal Caribbean Tropical Spa Care Centre for removal of life threatening growths piles*

Don't get too excited though, tis a very quick if painful procedure - as long as it takes to transfer funds from your account to mine - no need for an overnight stay or owt.

You'll be back to the freezing wastelands of the north on the same day.

 Bunny how could I have doubted you.

Greetings Sister Rosie,

How could you ever doubt me?

I feel it is time for you to renew your Faith… after all, she is getting on a bit now.

Oh, and whilst I'm nicking hoochie's artwork this has got to be one of the most ROFLMAO piccies Sister hoochie ever posted....



You see, I imagine in RL we have those very same expressions. I certainly do - well, at least when scrubbing. And I know for a forum fact that that is the very image of hoochie!

Forgive me - a little reminiscing there.....

BTW I own the Copyright for any art posted in here just in case someone was thinking of flogging that magnificent first issue cover.

Thanks for reminding me of that Bunny, that was sooooo funny.  

And I do look and dress like that too! I love a floral housecoat

errrm so do I lol  As for your "forum fact"  I refuse to comment

and I am mortified to see I made a spelling mistake .... excuse..... I'd had a few ....honest guv!

See, I knew you wasn't perfect!!

<-- me

There I was cleaning the carpet in the refectory with this 

when I tripped over

who left them out? I certainly won't be having a  however, Bunn upon reflection I think I should get some compensayshun as my ankle looks like this

Sister Hoochie has started a collection for you Sister Pengy

oh shame.... I'm just out of the picture! You've only caught sister Pam there!

You can go home now hoochie - even I wouldn't have you standing on the streets all day in your Jimmy Choo's ..... whereas Sister Pam has had plenty of experience of standing on street corners..... if you know what I mean.....

Nice brogues onetoo.

 I'm sure I've seen that same Sister down the off licence, buying fortified wIne. The assistant wasn't best pleased counting out her pile of 10ps though

 Sister Pengy I wish you a speedy recovery - what a lucrative unfortunate accident

rosie ...you may have hit on something there!

A whole new revenue stream

I have a feeling this is going to need lots and lots of compensayshun   meanwhile I shall send the candlesticks to (Cash my Gold) the Bunn for inspection to be used for when His Holiness pays us a visit.

My strike through won't work

No worries peng .... with your tendency to bruise I'm sure we'll forgive you anything

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&v=jdTg9n0_Rsc

We're gonna make you a star aaaaaah ahhh ahhh

" I know I'm not super hip
and I'm liable to take a slip......"

Oh I would

Thanks Hoochie.


Seeing David Essex in his prime nearly give me a fit of the vapours.

 Ah them were the days!!  I'd forgotton just how lovely he was

David Essex was gawjuss in his day

Agree about DE - very twinkly eyes!

Now back on topic,

Re: Pengy and her compensayshun claim.

If Sister Pengy is thinking of suing the lodge then she will carry the distinction of being our first excommunicatee of 2010.

There will be an official ceremony and a bonfire and everything....

Let me know Penge if you wish to (and I hesitate to use this word given your sewer-like mind)............ withdraw.

Oh I do like a good bonfire ......BUT 

Sister Pengy clearly has a talent that could be used to further enhance Lodge Funds

I'm sure after a quiet word she'll see the light ..... and be prepared to be in the vanguard of launching our new programme  Compensanuns R Deus

I am past the point of caring about Sister Pengy's dubious "talents".

I am a bit chilly and looking forward to a cracking bonfire with Sister Pengy adding her own unique "sizzling" contribution.

Beside, have you seen the hard skin on her feet? Has she never heard of a pumice stone?

   Hard Day Bunny?  Think happy thoughts.....

Oh, I am there in mind if not body. Lovely evocative picture.

... Apart from the parrot thingy - too similar to a certain beaky upstart!

My next vacation isn't until next week.

......It's so hard at the top <-- wrong thread again?

Night hoochie hen doll lovely Scottish peep.

night Bun

Sisters... why such disharmony? Now Sister Pengy has been threatened... *oops, coff* ...offered a stint of missionary work in the leper colonies she'll drop the litigation / see the light.

Sister Bunny there's no need for excommunicacashun  I doesn't want to be singed    I will accidentally fall somewhere else and get my compensayshun from there (just hope they don't notice the bruise is a few days old )

A miraculous recovery by Sister Pengy.
Isn't it amazing what the threat of being tossed onto a raging bonfire can do to ones resolve

This is NOT my website btw...