Muf doesn't know the story with the Tenas  

Lol
Muf don't know nutting!!

Correct................C4 has a lot to do with it

This isn't a general chat thread!!!! This is a place or worsheep!!

BUNGY!

I have a confesh.............

I'm all agog.....or listening as they say

Yes onetoo, you may blush, I will deal with you later!

At work they are painting the back stairwell.....

It smells of turps.

I have been deliberately using the back stairwell and inhaling!!!!

I also love the smell of those big marker pens too.

I blame hoochie for introducing me to the hard stuff - ie Domestos.

I've been a user ever since.

Not worth the wait really, was it?

*walks in...walks straight back out!!*

Oh, Sister Bungy! I worry for you.................may you be calmed

I keep getting an in ternal server werror and I am inebriated so I am calling it a night.

I will edit this for grammer.............. another time

*Keeps a record*

PMSL!.......there's a few of us having probs...................you duuno how long it took me to type this with one eye..................still can do punctuation tho 

Attempt 12 to post

I'll be at Asda first thing ...with a lorry

I kicked my pooter before I realised that everyone was the same *Poor pooter xx*

More like rehab - for "recovering" domestos addicts

What's to recover from?

Oh Hoochie, haven't you read Sister Bunny's sad tale? Now she's sniffing pen markers. A cautionary tale


And it started with the demon Domestos.

  nothing wrong with Eau de Fibre Tip .... Glade do a very nice blend

I wouldn't takr everything Sister Bunny says literally - if she comes within 200 yards of a mop she comes out in a rash

 


 I prefer pine disinfectant myself....  now thats some good sheeet.

Brothers and Sisters I must confess

I have been very naughty, I have been obsessively cleaning the candle sticks from the church in my room with these ----->  and   I promise to put them back when I've got them out of the pawn shop polished them.

None of them appear to be carrying gifts.

Worship alone won't butter no parsnips!

Sad? Don't you mean shining example?

Now lookie here, only last June, or was it April? Plus, it may have been the year before. Well, anyway, I was within at least 165 yards of said cleaning item and I was only hospitalised for a week - no rash either, just a couple of pustules.

Sister Pengy!!!

I have been looking all over the place for those candle sticks!!!

I had to resort to using the wooden flush handles offa the toilet chains!

And I'm telling you - it's just not the same!

I've got splinters now and everything!

Oh Sister Pengy! not the Brasso!!! Indeed you have it bad, my child

  LMAO!!! Its trueTrue Sister Bunny   your forte was never manual labour, but your accountancy skills. ( Although how the Lodge sold vast amounts of merchandise yet never turned a profit... you haven't explained )

  hmmmmm ....... at the time I remember being warned of life threatening growths that required treatment at the world renowned Royal Caribbean Tropical Spa Care Centre........ for a month!!!!

  We still have 4 instalments left to pay

  Please see Royal Caribbean Tropical Spa Care Centre invoices for further details ....

 ok but I gave up after the fourth page of small print Hoochie...



Still, If funds are missing.... its good to know Sister Bunny blew the LOT on domestos, marker pens and turps. Hah!

if you carried on to the itemised billing ....   pages 8 - 374 consist of tropical oil massage therapy treatments, pina coladas, and "miscellaneous butler services" .....

That Bunny sure knows how to live... errr... I mean thats disgraceful ! 

See? told you i was a threadkiller   ( oops wrong thread   )

Opportunities are opening with the proposed visit of his Holiness to the UK this year.  Perhaps we should think of some ways to (exploit) bring his word to the faithful

why isn't the strikethrough working?

Pengy me too -  there seem to be bugs in the system ... half my smilies don't work + it won't let me edit

  Indeed Sister -  we shall have to set up a Task Force of all of our best minds to explore the opportunity!!