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Should there be any public displays of a lewd or carnal nature I expect you to crack the whip.
**stands awaiting punishment of whip cracking** 
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**stands awaiting punishment of whip cracking**
Not long to go now...the Lodge coffers will soon be replenished have a new Messiah 
I cannot wait!
we need to celebrate his coming 
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What can The Blue Sponge do for you? 
Ask not what The Blue Sponge can do for you - ask what you can do for The Blue Sponge.
Hallelujah Sister Ask not what The Blue Sponge can do for you - ask what you can do for The Blue Sponge.
Lol
Should we have a party in the lodge while Sister Bugsy is away
Should we have a party in the lodge while Sister Bugsy is away
Expect one gatecrasher later then Mufster 
Lol
Just try not to break anything.
You know how she gets
Now where does she keep the hooch that she keep mentioning ??
Just try not to break anything.
You know how she gets
Now where does she keep the hooch that she keep mentioning ??
No-one knows where she keeps the Hooch 
Party? Did someone say party?
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No-one knows where she keeps the Hooch
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Party? Did someone say party?
It's true Rexicle Just watch out for that rather expensive vase precariously balanced on the edge of that table when You start dancing
Go-on then, you go look. I'll keep a watch out. I know, I don't think they have any cleaning products at all. The hooch has to be in there really, when you think about it 
This looks promising
Aha!!
Party On!!
Aha!!
Party On!!
*Shouts yay - quietly c'mon then, don't hog it all. Pass the bottle
*takes a big slurp and passes to Onetooone??!*
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Shouts yay - quietly
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*takes a big slurp and passes to Onetooone??!*
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Takes a slug and keeps the bottle
*Feels sorry and passes it back*
*thanks*
*I'd give one to Rexi but she appears to have scarpered*
*I'd give one to Rexi but she appears to have scarpered*
Can't take the pace or so overwhelmed at her fred over the way
or so overwhelmed at her fred over the way
*Wonder if I can mix the Hooch with this bottle of Red*
tis up to you
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Just watch out for that rather expensive vase precariously balanced on the edge of that table when You start dancing
Errrrrrm ... I'm sorry to interrupt, but does anyone know where the Bunn keeps the distpan and brush Reference:
Errrrrrm ... I'm sorry to interrupt, but does anyone know where the Bunn keeps the distpan and brush
Could be buried under all the dist in here
that bloody dist! it gets everywhere
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No-one knows where she keeps the Hooch We could try the cleaning cupboard. I don't think they keep cleaning products in there Just look at the dust in here
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Dust!!! What dust?
Oooh Hello Hoochie 
hope you're well?
Just popped in with exciting news - Asda are doing 2 bottles of Pink Domestos for a quid!!! ( but offer ends Monday 8th )
hope you're well?Just popped in with exciting news - Asda are doing 2 bottles of Pink Domestos for a quid!!!
( but offer ends Monday 8th ) Reference:
Just popped in with exciting news - Asda are doing 2 bottles of Pink Domestos for a quid!!!
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Dust!!! What dust?
We were sweeping up the shards of that broken vase that Rexi knocked overNot Dust Hoochie..Dist!
Oh, there's just no answer to this!
Have I got to fight for my right to Party? 
Nah Pengy, just watch out for the dist
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Think I just wet myself OUT LOUD
ROFL MufYou'll be wanting their 10 jaycloths for 30p offer then too
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You'll be wanting their 10 jaycloths for 30p offer then too
or some tena lady pads
*Pricks ears up at the mention of Tenas*