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Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
What special phone services?

The Holy Phone .... of course...

£9-50/min btw

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Originally posted by Heatseek:
£9-50/min btw

Extortionate!!!

I likes it!

Bit early in the day, isn't it sisters?

Bunneh why did you tell me you could only pay me £2.60 if I took some of satans helpers little cherubs to the round rec for some footie? When the others are getting more than me



Is it coz I iz a penguin

We need to discuss money sisters, I ain't getting a penny for this

has anyone seen Sister Bugsy



<-- Versace parcels

Some parcels arrived from Versace .... and I had to sign for the tickets for her Luxury cruise down the Nile humanitarian mission to Africa. I'll just leave them here for her to pick up

<--- Cruise tickets

Holy Jeeebus - the corruption + debauchery in here

You should all be defrocked or whatever they call it!!!


*Blows safe and legs it with the money*

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Originally posted by Pengy:
Bunneh why did you tell me you could only pay me £2.60 if I took some of satans helpers little cherubs to the round rec for some footie? When the others are getting more than me

I never mentioned pay Sister Pengy... why would I since all profits from our activities go towards funding my lavish lifestyle there isn't any left over?

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Originally posted by Pengy:
Is it coz I iz a penguin

Yep

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Originally posted by nosey rosie:
Holy Jeeebus - the corruption + debauchery in here

You should all be defrocked or whatever they call it!!!

*Blows safe and legs it with the money*

Brother Heat – we have an escapee!!!

Sister Rosie, calm yourself. I think you'll find that the debauchery commenced shortly after the defrocking and not before.

Let us all just be grateful that Mike Strutter and King Kev haven't joined up - just imagine the debauchery we would suffer at their hands...

No.... doesn't bear thinking about...

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Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
has anyone seen Sister Bugsy



<-- Versace parcels

Some parcels arrived from Versace .... and I had to sign for the tickets for her Luxury cruise down the Nile humanitarian mission to Africa. I'll just leave them here for her to pick up

<--- Cruise tickets

I have been in the BB house - have you not heard about bunny-gate?

An escapee Sister Bunny, nevermind she won't get far...



I have the fast reaction team closing in on Sister Rosie as we speak !

Stuff Sister Rosie

I am growing a replacement...



- just get the cash back!!

*Sends B.S.M. Lodge a postcard from Tropical island*

Missing you all like a hairshirt. Thanks for the moolah xxx

Oh look a nice postcard from Sister Rosie ...



Turns it over...

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCCHIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Sort it out!!!!

You can run Sister Rosie but you can't hide

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Originally posted by Heatseek:

What is THAT?!!

An arrest already! Well done Heat

Nah thems just me accomplices. You'll never catch Ma Rosie .

I wasn't never no real nun nohow. I played you all like mugs then stitched you up like kippers. See ya you slaaaaaaags

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Originally posted by Heatseek:
You can run Sister Rosie but you can't hide

Nice try Brother Heatseek but you ain't never bringin me in.

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Originally posted by nosey rosie:
Nah thems just me accomplices. You'll never catch Ma Rosie .

I wasn't never no real nun nohow. I played you all like mugs then stitched you up like kippers. See ya you slaaaaaaags

When I have finished ROFL I will be arranging your transport to the Vim mines.

Oh, and don't think you can hide away on your tropical island forever: we have ex-military types amongst us with parachutes and stuff who will track you down and de-frock you!

Panic over Sister Bunny, Rosie only went and blew the bloody doors off the wrong safe...remember you asked me to do some photo-copying the other day when you were doing the wages

The real money is safe and sound



Blessed be the mop.

Brother Heatseek.

What would I do if it were not for you and your valiant efforts at keeping my cash safe? Because of you I will not have to forgo my diamond-encrusted tiara from the Casa Damiani, Milan, nor will I need to cancel the final fitting for my Giorgio Armani Privé frock with Swarovski crystal mesh.

You are indeed a gullable fool prince amongst men. Blessed is he that works for rock all little reward...

EVERYBODY else has deserted me . Is it something I said? Were they not all happy doing their 24 hour shifts in the laundry room? Is no-one prepared to graft these days?

Incidentally, I hear that the recalcitrant article Sniffles has been banged up for trying to buy a Pina Colada with a dodgy tenner.

And on this positive note let us recite together The Blue Sponge Hypocritical Oath...

Teach me good Bunny to serve thee as thou deservest
To give and not to count the cost <--very important
To fight and not to heed the wound
To toil and not to ask for any reward <-- even more important
Save that of knowing we do your will

Blessed be The Mop, The Sacred Sponge and The Crocheted Dishcloth.

Sister Bunny there is no reason at all to worry, you will be able to continue living in the manner to which you have become accustomed

Once bottling of holy mineral water from the exclusive lodge spring begins funds will start flooding in

We can then concentrate on other activities

Blessed be The Mop, The Sacred Sponge and The Crocheted Dishcloth.

I will reward you reply tomorrow HS.

Ye verily my brothers and sisters, pray listen. I was undertaking the cooking for the leeches poor folk of the parish when I noticed upon making some toast, the face of Our Lord. I feel this lodge is truly blessed.


Then to confirm matters, whilst washing the manky scrambled egg from a pan, Our Lord saw fit to visit me again and so his image was on the pan see brothers and sisters ------->

This opens up a challenging opportunity for us we must share this with the good folk of the parish and allow them to see such wonderous images for a nominal fee to preserve this truly wonderous occasion.

I was thinking of a Museum, Tourist Information Centre, Caravan Park for starters as many near and far will want to see the Face of Jeebus on the Toast and Pans of St Biggy B.

Let us pray

Sister Pengy - your business acumen is most refreshing

Sister Bugsy will be with you shortly..... she's a bit busy with her charitable work at the moment

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Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Incidentally, I hear that the recalcitrant article Sniffles has been banged up for trying to buy a Pina Colada with a dodgy tenner.

Gah! Banged up again!

Don't suppose you could organize a jailbreak??? Really not liking the look of my new cellmate.

Sorry to hear that Sister Rosie but for a price I'm sure something can be arranged

What are you like with heights ?

Brother Heatseek - your resourcefulness never ceases to amaze me!

Sister rosie - remember your crash helmet!

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Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
Brother Heatseek - your resourcefulness never ceases to amaze me!

Sister rosie - remember your crash helmet!

Me too

I'd promote Brother Heatseek if I was the promoting type of person but I cannot spare the funds . Do you realise hoochie that we haven't sold a SINGLE relic?

I thought I'd run this up the flagpole and see if any one salutes, I'm sure we must have a Brother amongst us capable of organising such a venture, our very own brewery

Did I hear that someone has some relics for sale?
*digs in pocket for wallet*

Sad news

Sister Pengy has been apprehended by the US Border Patrol whilst on her mission to smuggle contraband the good book over the Mexican border.

How will I be able to afford my 15 cabin luxury yacht with two helicopter platforms, separate submarine compartment and 50m pool?

Happily though, Sister Syd managed to make it into Texas!!

Let us pray that the ID parade goes well....

Oh no! I was wrong - they've bagged Snake-eyes as well

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Originally posted by Heatseek:
I thought I'd run this up the flagpole and see if any one salutes, I'm sure we must have a Brother amongst us capable of organising such a venture, our very own brewery

Let us not be too venturesome Brother Heat. I had 2 Belgium beers brewed by monks some years ago and I still have the molecules floating around my system.

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Originally posted by mufcdiver:
Did I hear that someone has some relics for sale?
*digs in pocket for wallet*

You won't find it there Brother Muf


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Originally posted by Baby Bunny:

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Originally posted by mufcdiver:
Did I hear that someone has some relics for sale?
*digs in pocket for wallet*

You won't find it there Brother Muf


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Must have left it on the bus that I didn't catch tonight, or maybe it in the back of Scoobs taxi
I'll have to pass on the relics Sister Bugs, unless you could let me have some credit?

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Originally posted by Heatseek:
Sorry to hear that Sister Rosie but for a price I'm sure something can be arranged

What are you like with heights ?

LMAO! Nice one Brother Heatseek...

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila floor

Then the curse of Tequila,

It makes me happy,
Tequila it feels fine,
Tequila when the doors are opened,
And Tequila when they're calling time,
That's the curse of,

Sierra sunrise and Margarita,
They'll break your heart in the desert heat,
Tell you you're thirsty,
They'll tell you you're sober, sober,
It's all over, over,
They'll tell you you're fine,
Then the curse of Tequila....


Brothers and Sisters - all is well my Mexican brethren petitioned the US authorities citing a case of mistaken identity and I was released forwith - let us pray for I come bearing gifts