quote:Originally posted by Heatseek:
My thoughts exactly!quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:quote:Originally posted by Heatseek:
Its the one thing we can ALL agree on
Let us welcome Sister Pengy unto the flock. Praise be that an extra Let us also take this opportunity to expunge the heretic Sree
. All that is required for expulsion from the order is to recite 3 times the mantra: 
I ex-Sponge thee I ex-Sponge thee I ex-Sponge theeThere, done...
I have added Sister Pengy to the gallery. We now await her considerable financial input. 
Ahem..
How come Spats gets a tommy-gun and all I've got is this ÂĢ@$*ing mop and bucket?
How come Spats gets a tommy-gun and all I've got is this ÂĢ@$*ing mop and bucket?
quote:Originally posted by Heatseek:
Here you go Sister Bunny
I am sooooooooo ordering one for 2010! Thanks!
quote:Originally posted by mufcdiver:
Ahem..
How come Spats gets a tommy-gun and all I've got is this ÂĢ@$*ing mop and bucket?
Brother Muf,When you initially joined up (not that anyone would notice given your work ethic) we were flooded with recruits and there was no need for "sweeteners".
Times have, regrettably, changed.
Sister Pengy has a history of pathological violence and so it was felt by
Perhaps this would be a good time to remind you that Envy is one of the Cardinal Sins
Thank you Sister for showing me the error of my ways 
A tommy-gun would never get this floor clean anyhow! *mops*
A tommy-gun would never get this floor clean anyhow! *mops*
quote:Originally posted by mufcdiver:
Thank you Sister for showing me the error of my ways
A tommy-gun would never get this floor clean anyhow! *mops*
Now I feel mean...
Goodnight Brother Muf
quote:Originally posted by mufcdiver:
Thank you Sister for showing me the error of my ways
A tommy-gun would never get this floor clean anyhow! *mops*
Welcome to the lodge Sister Pengy
And remember Brother Muf, it doesn't pay to upset Sister Bunny...
Bless me Sisters for I have sinned
***lies prostrate on the floor*** I come bearing gifts though
I'm rather partical to the old Zoflora - cleans and disinfects and leaves a loverley summery smell
and those loos are a problems so I've bought a supply of this 
Put me to work Sisters
In the name of Domestos, Cilit Bang, Jeyes fluid and Dettol Amen.
***lies prostrate on the floor*** I come bearing gifts though
I'm rather partical to the old Zoflora - cleans and disinfects and leaves a loverley summery smell
and those loos are a problems so I've bought a supply of this Put me to work Sisters
In the name of Domestos, Cilit Bang, Jeyes fluid and Dettol Amen.
Welcome Sister Pengy.
Sister Hoochie has brought new recruits from Hampden 
Ooops pardon me - I was just having confession
What a thread!
quote:Originally posted by Pengy:
Ooops pardon me - I was just having confession
Ooh, my turn next.
I need to write a sermon...... Things have become lax around here..... and there are "goings on" I donât approve of
But I'm too hot to write one..........
But I'm too hot to write one..........
Chill out Sister Bunny
Sorry Sister, I thought this was the changing roomquote:Originally posted by Pengy:
Ooops pardon me - I was just having confession
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
I need to write a sermon...... Things have become lax around here..... and there are "goings on" I donât approve of
But I'm too hot to write one..........
But you're always hot...and we could be doing with a good sermon 
Lovely day for a paddle girls...
I thought after our paddle we could go for a spin on the rink
If we're going to make a profit ladies,
We need less of this...
And a bit more of this...
We need less of this...
And a bit more of this...
Exactly Heatseek
I've got your back honey bunch 
These little beauties are ready for action
Lettuce Pray....
Today's sermon: GREED
........... is good
Here endeth today's lesson... 
Now go about your loan sharking and may The Blue Sponge guide you in your efforts.
Today's sermon: GREED
........... is good
Here endeth today's lesson... Now go about your loan sharking and may The Blue Sponge guide you in your efforts.
Whaaaaaaaaaaat? You always shuffle in your seats at my longer sermons...
You always shuffle in your seats at my longer sermons...
As Corporate Morale Officer (with special responsibility for transport knobbling) I thought I would alert the Sisters and Brothers to some of the events being shown on Blue Sponge TV in the next few days....
a special team of Sisters & Brothers will be manning thePremium donation lines for "NAME THAT NUN" during programme intervals 
Wednesday we will be showing everyone's favourite...and we look forward to a good old singalong with Sister Bunny (if she has sobered up...)
Blue Sponge TV Premium subscribers can look forward to special appearances from our regular dancers "Hot Gusset" throughout July...
and subscribers WILL want to take advantage of the "special" phone services soon to be announced.
and finally courtesy of Brother Proggers we are proud to present the long awaited documentary...
May the Sponge be with you.
a special team of Sisters & Brothers will be manning the
Wednesday we will be showing everyone's favourite...and we look forward to a good old singalong with Sister Bunny (if she has sobered up...)
Blue Sponge TV Premium subscribers can look forward to special appearances from our regular dancers "Hot Gusset" throughout July...
and subscribers WILL want to take advantage of the "special" phone services soon to be announced.
and finally courtesy of Brother Proggers we are proud to present the long awaited documentary...
May the Sponge be with you.
Excellent Heat!
Oh wow, things are definately looking up in here.
quote:Originally posted by Heatseek:
As Corporate Morale Officer (with special responsibility for transport knobbling) I thought I would alert the Sisters and Brothers to some of the events being shown on Blue Sponge TV in the next few days....
a special team of Sisters & Brothers will be manning thePremiumdonation lines for "NAME THAT NUN" during programme intervals
Wednesday we will be showing everyone's favourite...and we look forward to a good old singalong with Sister Bunny (if she has sobered up...)
Blue Sponge TV Premium subscribers can look forward to special appearances from our regular dancers "Hot Gusset" throughout July...
and subscribers WILL want to take advantage of the "special" phone services soon to be announced.
and finally courtesy of Brother Proggers we are proud to present the long awaited documentary...
May the Sponge be with you.
Brilliant Brother Heatseek - You should get a raise in your salary ...but
Fellow shysters brethren.
I think we need to... quomodocunquize...
I think we need to... quomodocunquize...
What special phone services?
quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
Brother Heat gets paid!!!!
Thats a fine shoe horn you have there sisterquote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Fellowshystersbrethren.
I think we need to... quomodocunquize...
quote:Originally posted by mufcdiver:quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
Brother Heat gets paid!!!!
you mean Sister Bunny has accidentally mislaid your salary slip?Well that explains it! Who put Bugs in charge of the wages dept???quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:quote:Originally posted by mufcdiver:quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
Brother Heat gets paid!!!!
