The bloody dog grrrr

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My FB status:

'My dog has got a seriously bad belly and is farting so severely that if I lit a lighter it would rival Hiroshima. Have had to get out of bed and come back downstairs and open all the doors and windows to try and get rid of the smell. The worst thing is he keeps coming over to me just before he lets one off then trots off with his tail in the air Grrr.'

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Karma_Member

I have been spraying Oust and Febreze with wild abandon and the furry git's STILL at it. I shit you not, I am sitting here with a woolly hat on my head and a scarf round my face. I look like Benny from Crossroads auditioning for membership to the Taliban

8/9/107:19 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

8/9/107:38 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Or?

8/9/107:39 PM

Karma_Member

It's NOT ME doing the silent but violents

I don't think that coat would fit him. I could get him a yashmak?

8/9/107:55 PM

Yellow RoseMember

Maybe you need to change his diet for both your sakes lol

8/9/107:58 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Could be dangerous...

8/9/108:05 PM

LazybugMember

Was it your dog's fart which started the hilarious thread 'My dog has fishy wind'?

That thread title always made me giggle

8/10/101:02 AM

DemantoidMember

8/10/101:19 AM

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