has crab-eyes got a winky at all

It worse than that Maths  

It's debatable....During the Superhero task all the guys wore the tight fitting pants,he wore trackies under his.

I thought the question was gonna be will it be chips or jacket spuds, will it be salad or frozen peas. Thanks for pissing all over my parade

Does his winky have crabs....eyes   ?

Apparently she's already seen it....

Perhaps his winky is a claw.

Ahhhh,that'll be the reason she's taken to wearing her glasses a lot.

was anyone else in the room tho Stonks - like when they've apparently snogged n stuff

Much as I hate him I'm going to be sympathetic here and hope it's not as small as his brain or he's in all kinds of trouble.

I thought it was gonna be ketchup or HP!

(Ketchup is the correct answer, innit )

They call it an Aussie Tickler.

farmer giles was probably hallucinating from lack of food when she saw 'it' - just like she was hallucinating when her n crab-eyes had a snog - poor cow is starving  - and on her period again - heard her shout to BB for some maxi tamp..... (then the sound got dipped)

Ketchup is always the answer Oh how I love the italic option on here!

It'll probably fit where it touches

42.  Took me a while. Sorry. 

Me too. 

Indeed

No.
Small front and rear.
In the early days of this series when he changed (in the dark of the bedroom), there was barely a discernable outline when we saw a side-on profile.
And we all know that he has no bottom.

Is that John James?? No way is he that skinny

Yes. It's John James.
But he is skinny (apart from his chest.)

lol he looks like nosferatu  

Does he have a willy at all?

Perhaps that's why he likes Barble dolls, they are similar in the genitalia department

Peronally couldn't care less whether he has or not as it won't affect my life lol. It's only of importance to Josie if their relationship continues outside the house

I would imagine he has, but the only one who seems to care is Josie.

She really is quite coarse

well obviously,   No one wants to think they're buying a rolls royce only to find out it's got a robin reliant's engine....you've got to open the bonnet to check

Whatever happened to "size doesn't matter"

it was always a myth ...perpetrated by women who give a shit about men's egos.

I have never suffered from this affliction myself

Maybe it's under his hat.

Could be this (beware!)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

Poor bloke,despite what that say size does matter imo,unless they, erm,make up for it in other departments maybe.

He may as well grow a tashe.