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I'm female (well, I try) and to me she looks like a car crash every week. Far too much make up, which seems to get thicker every week. And I'm fed up of that scripted fake squinty eye chin on hands pose when she's watching her shit act Lloyd, with all that fake pride. Plus her dress last night was hideous. She wouldn't have gone amiss in a tin of Aldi's own Christmas wrapped chocolates.

Plus, while she has always been a pretty girl, she's had a few tweaks here and there (which is fine, but hardly 100% natural).

Head on a stick slapped full of make up and bad styling. That's how I'd sum her up.
Karma_
Karma, as always you make me roar laughing. I think she is extremely pretty but I'm not a fan of the false eyelashes and the bouffant hair, its all too Dynasty and way too old for her. Less is more in Cheryls case.
Now for the real bitchy comment...she has cankles. I'm awful for saying that but  it had to be said her wee pins are not her best feature. The ad is just terrible too.
Fairfax
Karma I pretty much agree with you.  Cheryl has a pretty face and nice big dark eyes, but she is a bit 'Joan Collins' for me.. Big hair, big eyelashes, loads of make up, daft dresses which would suit a transvestite more, and she has had her teeth capped/crowned, and they look soooooo fake.  Like Martine McCutcheon she is a pretty lass, and a lovely brunette, but has big honking fake teeth.  Too white and awfuly fake.  Not as bad as Jordan's set of piano keys, but obviously fake. 


Cheryl is pretty, but if I was a man I wouldn't fancy her.  My other half thinks she is fairly pretty, but doesn't fancy her, as he says he likes a woman who isn't a lollipop head, and who has curves - like most men I think.  (Most men I know anyway.)  Here's the fake white teeth I was referring to.





In addition, I get irked and pissed off with how people call her a 'national treasure.'  FFS, she won a place in a girlband on a reality tv 'talent' show, purely through her looks, and got a place as a judge on X factor.  What else has she done?  She's like Cilla Black, Barbara Windsor and Jane McDonald.  Pretends to be all humble and 'down to earth cheeky Geordie,' but believes all the hype. 
cockney-chick

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