Rofl  

Snoopers' charter set to return to law as Theresa May suggests Conservative majority could lead to huge increase in surveillance powers

how long have they been in power?!?!

theyre starting as they mean to go on

b@stards

Been up all night, done in. Can only congratulate Nicola for a fair fight, and thanks for Jim Murphy losing his seat. Thats what happens when you dont have a clean fight. I have sympathy for those in England, have heard it was rather nasty. My brother and his family live at Wood Green. The posters he had from the Tories, were at follows....Dont vote Labour as the SNP will control English votes  Disgusting behaviour from the Tories, and sad that Ed lost his chance of becoming PM. All he had to say was, yes i will work with you, but wont agree if the SNP wants another referendum. 

Anyway i saw Jim Murphy playing to the cameras with a can of Irn Bru . What a numpty he is  The last Irn Bru ad i saw was about a fanny ,.......i rest my case 
(In Scotland a fanny is a rather annoying person who is irritating to others, plonker basically )

ahhhh...

glad i read the rest of the paragraph

i nearly fainted

Is it coincidence that my James Bond picture seems to have disappeared?  

All is as is

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/...-BBjrcjf?ocid=TSHDHP

Oooo! you never know 

you is trying to gets me into trouble

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/...-BBjpQ86?ocid=TSHDHP

I'm here  

Hours after the election, the DWP says it is looking to cut a disabled access to work scheme

Yes Sprouty, I do find it rather strange given the seemingly high level of dislike for DC & Co, that the result we get is nothing like what I expected. I just think that there are thousands of closet Con voters or all those who dislike actually don't vote - I don't know, just scratching the old bonce.

All of these winners speeches must have been written by the same person. I'm sick of hearing them thank everyone and their grandmother and YES we know your team worked hard in your campaign ffs!

Well, some worked harder than others 

I didn't know Jim Davidson was  a candidate.

The old Brit mentality kicked in al la Thatcher - 'if it tastes nasty ,it must being doing us good'

I am a Tory voter too Baz so you are not alone. .

I am also on long Term disability so in a way have stitched myself up but, I have always believed you have to have businesses, big and small, to keep people in work, and I don't trust Labour or Unions to not bankrupt businesses especially the smaller ones, hence me voting for what I think is good for the Majority of the country, the workers, altho as a 'benefits scrounger' I am likely to get stiffed myself.

So Selfish? Nah... realistic and thinking of others instead of myself? Yup

I would love to see the end of Zero hours and all the other things that are not good for workers but, firstly you need thriving businesses for people to actually have a job, then sort the other stuff after asap.. naive of me? Probably..  just how I see it and why I vote Tory altho I've always been more slightly right of centre but won't go LibDem   

Hmmm.... how come i posted that hours ago and now i can't see it.. but I can see this.      Obviously all about who you know....

i watched him on tv going to vote

i dont know how he got his massive face in the polling booth

Fahmeena is aged 30. She can’t walk, talk & has an estimated mental age of 3. ATOS said she fit for work

IDS must be proud

thats what tory voters have voted for

I don't know Kaffy, ask Theresa May 

Me and the other 00's have been having a good old laugh over this one in the office.

Question time election special on now if anyone's interested

Dimplebum's done a fair stint 

I'm watching ....through the matchsticks  

I think they will secede 

LOL! 

That makes three of us then Olly  

What time did you eventually go last night/this morning? 

I'm shattered  

I went when I went, about twoish I think. I was awake at eight and up at nine 

I signed off here about 4 ...cos my iPad battery ran out ( I was watching on one , and posting on another ) but I didn't switch off until about 5  

You're not enamoured then Donks? 

Double yawn  

  Mind you, having said that I went to bed and watched a bit in bed, turned off, turned the radio on and fell asleep 

If the SNP hadn't grabbed all those seats from Labour the Conservatives wouldn't have got a majority ...own goal IMO  

Of course, but can't that be said bout any party?