Sporting event tickets sell themselves...what's he on about?  

I had a goldfish, took a lot of looking after. Can I be team leader?

This will be a disaaaaaarstervdarlings

Doesn't stop them talking bullocks though  

"we've got to get it right"  no sh1t Sherlock!!

Why aren't all chickens wearing high-vis jackets?

There is that of course 

They are also incredibly naff sunshine

I wish Karren would shmooze me.

Won't those T-shirts freak out animals?

BTW I posted loads of them in the "anything goes" thread.

sorry i put my post in a bit late-it was meant to go in just before start of prog but i got distracted

Because some chickens have taste.

Oh god, Brett is so plymouthian.

poo bags are one reason I will never have a dog.   

I like those doggie sofas......

They're rubbish if you've got a Great Dane...  

Did you use wheelie bin liners?

*shudders*    I don't love any living thing enough to pick up its poo

Or a dog with the trots 

hi everybody wot a bunch

Kitty towers are cute too

Nice sofa for dogs, but they'll still prefer the human variety

No-one ever listens to Charlene.

Dunno....I gave the staff a shovel  

 I'm about 8 mins behind y'all, but reading all the bullocks as Cosser puts it! 

blimey £ 397 for a hutch

But they keep your hands warm in winter.

My daughter has one for her kitties, they use it to shove each other off

Love the balloons......

Indeed  

the bags or ......

What are cats and dogs gonna do with balloon animals, apart from trying to hump them or ripping them apart?

I love the balloons... I might get a blow up dog.

See that would amuse me for hours watching....

The warm contents of the bags 

I am so tempted to edit your post...