James is Del Boy 2014
Manky sandwiches
No water.
Mouldy apples
Money back please
ewwwww
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Just a quick message, I can't make it tonight as I am on Tenacity Tours and the signal is iffy.
No singing at the back!
The back of the bus they cannae sing. they cannae sing, they cannae sing
The back of the bus they cannae sing, they cannae sing for peanuts!
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by CaptVimes:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
The drive to Canterbury is hardly scenic..! Deary me.
There's an interesting junction off the A2 and M25, very scenic if you go round and round
Bluewater..? 
The roundabout system around Bluewater is certainly .......interesting
Driven round the Arch de Triumph with more success than that bluddy A2/M25 junction 
Easy by comparison...you just shut your eyes and pray they avoid you
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Where's the picnic hamper - the champers, the smoked salmon etc?
The trip to brighton would have definitely had some liquid in the lunch
That boater and blazer suits you EC 
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Manky sandwiches
No water.
Mouldy apples
Money back please
You decided against the fjords then?
They are all falling asleep
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Where's the picnic hamper - the champers, the smoked salmon etc?
Not keen on the manky sandwich and no water then?
Take them to Wilko.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
I went to a castle once.
Beaver.
Reg auction. I got 2 ??
Belvoir
It's all foreign oop norf innit?
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Manky sandwiches
No water.
Mouldy apples
Money back please
You decided against the fjords then?
Not entirely, been working unfortunately. 
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Where's the picnic hamper - the champers, the smoked salmon etc?
Not keen on the manky sandwich and no water then?
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Manky sandwiches
No water.
Mouldy apples
Money back please
You decided against the fjords then?
Not entirely, been working unfortunately.
Oh.. I thought you'd gone for Tenacity's boat trip instead...
90% done
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Manky sandwiches
No water.
Mouldy apples
Money back please
You decided against the fjords then?
Not entirely, been working unfortunately.
Oh.. I thought you'd gone for Tenacity's boat trip instead...
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
90% done
They have been
Tips for working our BALLS OFF 
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
90% done
They have been
After the cheeky 'tips' request, they have been 100% done.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
You're a pal of mine 
Hope the tan's wearing off.
They're as corned beef as the next (Scots) man's 
Here we go....the good bit
Originally Posted by Baz:
What the betting the Wheels on the Bus wins !!!
It wouldn't surprise me
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Manky sandwiches
No water.
Mouldy apples
Money back please
You decided against the fjords then?
Not entirely, been working unfortunately.
Oh.. I thought you'd gone for Tenacity's boat trip instead...
Originally Posted by Baz:
What the betting the Wheels on the Bus wins !!!
Yes, that's sort of how it usually go.
Someone should chin James.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
90% done
They have been
After the cheeky 'tips' request, they have been 100% done.
Definately
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Someone should chin James.
I volunteer!
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
90% done
They have been
After the cheeky 'tips' request, they have been 100% done.
Definately
Or as we say round these parts, they have been ragged, bagged and sh*gged !!!
That was cheap and tacky; they don't seem to realise it though
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
90% done
They have been
After the cheeky 'tips' request, they have been 100% done.
Definately
Or as we say round these parts, they have been ragged, bagged and sh*gged !!!
Mark straight in there putting it squarely at Daniel's feet
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
That was cheap and tacky; they don't seem to realise it though
James is the epitome of cheap and tacky.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Someone should chin James.
I volunteer!
And me
Ahhhh, The Cougar Manouvre, eh?
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Mark straight in there putting it squarely at Daniel's feet
Good on him.