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What Stuart Baggs might do next...

Lord Sugar and his aides thought Stuart Baggs was "full of s**t" and if we're totally honest, we might agree with them. However, over the past 11 weeks the chubby-cheeked 21-year-old has given us some golden TV moments as he wheeled out Del Boy-esque one-liners about his impending millionaire fortune. But where will Baggs make his dosh if it isn't suckling on the cash cow Sugar? To help him out, Reality Bites has come up with some new TV formats which we would like to see Stuart taking on next.

The Apprentice Contestants 2010: Stuart Baggs
Turns To Sold
A new daytime antiques show, fronted by leathery-faced David Dickinson and his young apprentice Stuart 'Turns To Sold' Baggs. It's basically Cash In The Attic rebranded with a reality TV star. Dickinson hunts down bits of tat in people's homes and Stuart Baggs then flogs it for as much money as possible. The show isn't very good, but it survives thanks to its novelty opening sequence, which culminates in Baggs pointing to camera, winking and dryly observing like a modern day Arthur Daley: "Everything I touch, turns to sold!"

Stuart Baggs on The Apprentice
Das Ist Wunderbar
A Channel 5 documentary series, wherein Baggs is sent on a tour of Germany to soak up the culture and develop Anglo-German relations. The 21-year-old negotiates his way around the nightlife of Berlin, beer festivals in Munich and the business district of DÞsseldorf. Highlights include Baggs dancing in lederhosen, sharing his 'eels' with some German ladies and an ongoing in-joke between the producers and viewers as Baggs is repeatedly asked 'to not mention the war'.

Stuart Baggs on The Apprentice
Ball & Baggs
Odd couple Stuart Baggs and Michael Ball take over ITV daytime with their cheeky light-hearted chatshow. The chemistry sizzles between the rotund duo, who play off their unfortunate surnames for an endless amount of double entendres and dreadful sexual puns. The series is pulled after one run because of a fall-out between the duo over who is the bigger star. Stuart goes it alone with his one-man show Nothing But The Baggs, but it flops as critics claim it is "full of s**t".

Stuart Baggs on The Apprentice
Stuart Baggs's Extreme Masculinity
Bravo series that sees Stuart Baggs playing ringmaster to the nation's wannabe hardmen (Danny Dyer, the bloke who plays Phil Mitchell, Ross Kemp, Paul Danan and various ex-Hollyoaks hunks). The 21-year-old puts the tough guys through their paces with tasks such as a tug of war, weightlifting and seeing who is able to get a telecommunications license the quickest.

Stuart Baggs on The Apprentice
One Baggs and his Ponies
A new twist on the ever-popular One Man And His Dog, as Stuart invites pony owners to join him on his Isle of Man estate to compete for the golden 'A Field of Ponies' crown. Lovable Stu carries the programme with his infectious charm and cockney rhyming slang catchphrase, 'Watch out for that! It's a pile of pony and trap!' Opening sequence features Baggs in a field with not just one pony, not just two ponies, but a whole field of ponies.

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