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'unemployed head of communications'
Oh you're harsh 
Lamb and peas? 
I keep getting locked out...
"Il lead the team....and you lot do all the work"
Good god... wheres Karma and her facepalm pics when you need her
Good god... wheres Karma and her facepalm pics when you need her
Reference: Rexi
I've got a good 'un from Gennaro Contaldo. Will sort it for you after the show, ok?
Thanks
Did she suggest 'Lamb&Pea' sausages? 
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I`m getting locked out...
So was I Scotty ... hold my hand and we'll sink or swim together 
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Did she suggest 'Lamb&Pea' sausages?
She did, yes 
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I`m getting locked out...
The key's under the flowerpot. 
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. hold my hand and we'll sink or swim together
You'd better learn to swim quick, SAS said there are no lifebelts! 
i think melissa is my marmite contestant .....not sure which way I'm swinging yet
Reference: Fluffers
SAS
LAS now 
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Oh you're harsh
No surprise there, eh?To balance it out... I think Jamie's quite cute. Or less numpty looking at least.
I wouldn't go so far to talk sausages or mincing with him though.
Har de har... 'who's mincing'
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Good god... wheres Karma and her facepalm pics when you need her
Cooeeeee! 
So far I've just seen lots of women in suits and St.Tropez a plenty trying to show they have steel cojones.
Where's the yo-yo ASBO lad with the squashed head and the funny hair?
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I think Jamie's quite cute.
Not got the names yet - who's he?
Karen Brady is going to get terrible frown lines
God ther boy's sausage really ARE bargain basement
Gawd ... I hate sausages 
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Not got the names yet - who's he?
The cute one, obviously. 
He's called it a shambles.
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I think Jamie's quite cute. Not got the names yet - who's he?
OK, I've seen him
EEEWWWWWWW - that looks like dog poo!
"they're looking good" ???
They are looking ukk
They are looking ukk
The boy's sausages look like Tesco Value
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LAS now
*Begs pardon.....tugs forelock.....backs out bowing profuselu.*
If ever there was a time to play hide the sausage..........
I think it's now! They look awful.
I think it's now! They look awful.
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The boy's sausages look like Tesco Value
I knew there was a reason I didn't shop in Tesco
Dan would get a job in my company
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The boy's sausages look like Tesco Value
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If ever there was a time to play hide the sausage..........
I knew someone would start with the innuendos... might have known it would be you!
After watching his skills with a megaphone, I can now see why wotsisface is an unemployed head of communications.
Stuart doesn't seem to differentiate between salesmanship and harassment
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I knew someone would start with the innuendos... might have known it would be you!
Just cutting to the chase and saving everyone else the effort. So, you can call anything 'Gourmet' really? I thought it had something to do with a top blokey foody man concocting something a bit special?
Do they have refridgeration?
would you buy sausages off a table in a sunny street?
would you buy sausages off a table in a sunny street?
The girls can't afford to cook theirs ... they are soooo expensive
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would you buy sausages off a table in a sunny street?
One word ... begins with N and ends with O
I might be tempte to try 2 out of 3 of the gouurmet sausages, but not the ones with chilli.
The boys are getting very embarrassing.
The boys are getting very embarrassing.
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begins with N and ends with O
It actually took me a while to figure out that
Maybe I should send my application in for next years show?
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Stuart doesn't seem to differentiate between salesmanship and harassment
I think he'll need a long lie down in a darkened room soon.Who is this crazy chef? And remind me never to eat at his place.
What breed of chicken is it?
Free range.
Free range.
