Melissa. the knock off DVD
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Jaimie has lovely eyes..... does that count?
I said he was cute way back, Baz. 
If Melissa sucks on that lemon for much longer.... 
Yay..! 
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Professionality
That's what you need in business, professionality and salesility with a bit of leadershipment and managementisation.
Oh she'll be hilarious on the Beeb 2 show.
woo hoo haha
YAY! She has gone!!
And she still thinks she's all that and a bag of chips!!!
And she still thinks she's all that and a bag of chips!!!
She expected them to back her up when it was her or them?
Ahh, bless her. She's nuts and not very good but entertaining.
Oh gawd, I've got the same scarf as Melissa in my wardrobe somewhere....!
"runs to the bin"
"runs to the bin"
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Oh she'll be hilarious on the Beeb 2 show
for sure!! "They will be retributed!" 
Blimey she really is delusional when it comes to her own abilities!
Good riddance Melissa.
She is the best thing since sliced bread (in her own mind) and she is affronted that people are gainsaying her.
She is the best thing since sliced bread (in her own mind) and she is affronted that people are gainsaying her.
Blimey what a sore loser Melissa is.
Right thats my lot...I'm off to bed to watch 'You're fired'
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for sure!! "They will be retributed!"
It'll be worth the licence fee just to hear her wonderful eloquence. 
Bloomin' delusional fruitloop. C ya mouthy!
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She is the best thing since sliced bread
And now she's toast.Ehhhh that was fun. Will watch YF later - I need to watch the end of Masterchef first...
See you all next week people 
Dara's taking the piss in the first sentence.
Ta-ra K-Bo. xxx
Ta-ra K-Bo. xxx
Bloody hell, she looks ODD 
Can't blame her for wanting to look like a different person .... I would in her position
I cannot believe she's not cringing.
That lady panellist mentioned 'decorum'......or lack of it
That lady panellist mentioned 'decorum'......or lack of it
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Ehhhh that was fun. Will watch YF later - I need to watch the end of Masterchef first...
Are you sure Kaffy? It was on here between 7 and 8. 
She's not gettin it, imo. Learnt nothing as far as I can see.
she hasn't learnt anything .....must work harder
Blimey, I wouldn't know it was her if her if I hadn't been told.
Grace Dent: "Wind yer neck in" - "Pick your battles"
And yet Mel still thinks she's good at pitching even now!
Confidence is one thing, totally wrong and hopeless is another.
And yet Mel still thinks she's good at pitching even now!
Confidence is one thing, totally wrong and hopeless is another.
The blonde lady panellist is the only one actually digging at her and pulling her up on things. Dent and Herring are being far too soft.
They're all words except for "Manouvrement". We knew that, didn't we Baz..?