Call me old fashioned but i thought babys already came with a highly effective "im upset" warning system?
Did Melissa say 'My job' ?
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OK, form an orderly queue for slapping Melissa everyone
Orderly my arse... lemme at the cocky bitch.
grrrr....shouldn't melissa have learned last week that she's not good at pitching!
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Call me old fashioned but i thought babys already came with a highly effective "im upset" warning system?
They do, Capt. But when you're a new mum getting earache from all the 'experts' too, it can be so soul destroying. I think the mum's will like this.
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An eco shower head is going to restrict the flow of water which you can do yourself by turning it on low but theres a reason why people dont have it on low and theres a problem in any hard water area with that I would have thought.
All good points - which you know because you've got one. The magic of marketing could encourage many people to learn the same lessons 
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Call me old fashioned but i thought babys already came with a highly effective "im upset" warning system?
I think the idea is to alert you before baby gets really fractious. 
Yes babies have no way of communicating with you...er come again?
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she's not good at pitching!
but she does that for a LIVING - weren't you listening to her?
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Orderly my arse... lemme at the cocky bitch.
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I think the idea is to alert you before baby gets really fractious.
Aha I see thanks fluffy, so probably the best product out of all of them then. It is useful.Reference:
grrrr....shouldn't melissa have learned last week that she's not good at pitching!
You're presuming she's got a snippet of self-awareness, Croc....Reference: Killer K-Bo
lemme at the cocky bitch.
*Passes the well worn baseball bat*
When I'm finished smacking Melissa I'm starting on Paloma btw.
I have just been moaning on FB. I cannot BELIEVE they approached a retail monster like Debenhams without checking their market?!
'We don't sell shower heads. We don't sell showers'
'That's ok. Just sell the shower head'
'No, we don't sell showers or shower heads'
'But it could be a good product for you'
It's like offering a shoe retailer to sell one shoe FFS
'We don't sell shower heads. We don't sell showers'
'That's ok. Just sell the shower head'
'No, we don't sell showers or shower heads'
'But it could be a good product for you'
It's like offering a shoe retailer to sell one shoe FFS
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CaptVimes Call me old fashioned but i thought babys already came with a highly effective "im upset" warning system?
Arrugh topping up her slap in the car FFS surely the foundations can last a few hours without cracking and spoiling the illusion?
I think the baby grows are a bit of a fad ....you'd need to buy a couple of dozen to always have the reassurance that it purports to provide
Ooh! Melissa's not a happy bunny. 
How can you dismiss Melissa and her obviously talented sales pitch, Karma.
Oh gawd...they cocked up the Plumb Centre pitch!
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Ooh! Melissa's not a happy bunny
Is she ever though?
I'm sure Melissa's pushy sales style does get results at times but it doesn't look good in front of cameras.
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How can you dismiss Melissa and her obviously talented sales pitch, Karma
With ease
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Oh gawd...they cocked up the Plumb Centre pitch!
They didn't go to Wolesley did they? I missed it
Oh I can put a price on it matey
I never cease to wonder how I survived as a child in the archaic dark age of death traps that I emerged from.
I never cease to wonder how I survived as a child in the archaic dark age of death traps that I emerged from.
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They didn't go to Wolesley did they? I missed it
They did...that was the major one Jo set them up with.Reference:
her obviously talented sales pitch
which goes along the lines of.... 'I know you can't see it working, but we've come a long way, so buy it and pay more for it than you want to' How the hell is she in a job if that's what she does for a living.
But all the gay shops are in Soho or most of them....
That Australian girl is a pushy cah as well!
Good god
If they can get in B & Q they'll have had a result.
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Orderly my arse... lemme at the cocky bitch.
mee first!!
mee first!!
How about one each side?
Their faces at the spade and showerhead
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They did...that was the major one Jo set them up with.
Oh God I'm gonna watch it on iplayer! I know them lot, they were my clients last year