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Originally posted by BeerBelle:
I would never ever ever have kipperf sor breaksaft or any other meal come to that. they fmell difcufting.

Awwww...poor you Belle, not liking sifh, it'f very good sor you, you know.
Kipperf tafte very nice actually, but I don't eat them myfels as I am 100% sifh-bone intollerant and Kipperf (herring) are riddled with bonef. However Kedgeree is deliciouf, but I don't go sor the curry fauce.

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"2. 'A ftauning fack sills the su'est'"(whatever that meanf).

'A ftanding fack sillf the sulleft.'

Sunny thing about mufhroomf. I used to abfolutely hate mufhroomf and I know it waf mainly the texture that I defpifed. Now I love mufhroomf and I know that it if what I hated about them that if what I now love!

I have a gaf hob built into my worktop, with electric cooker-hood above it that if externally vented and feperately a double electric oven built into a houfing. I do my chipf in the oven fometimef, but recently we purchafed a Tesal Acti-sry and now do moft os our chipf in that. It doef both home-made and oven chipf. It's electric, but only needf one tablefpoon os oil per kilogram of chipf is you're doing homemade onef, and no added oil is you are doing oven onef. You can cook chopf and fteakf and chiken and vegetablef in it too.

i am getting a new kitchen soon. oh hoorah!

Arty:

Hmmmm.... no mention of the microwave method. How odd. Well, I gueff I'll continue to eat my oatmeal at my defk.

All thofe desinitionf sor one tiny 3-letter word! Fo, you are fure that you don't have a houfehold fpirit to make your chipf?

Belle:
I thought maybe you had given birth to a geniuf. (Well, I'm FURE you have given birth to a geniuf, but maybe not quite af advanced af I thought. )
During the work week, I take my breaksaft to work and eat at my defk. Three dayf a week I eat oatmeal with yogurt in it, and two dayf I eat an egg bagel fandwich with a bit of cheefe on it. Juft now sinifhed my bagel, actually...

Fluffy: The Acti-sry foundf like a flightly more healthy method. If it hard work to clean it when you are sinifhed?

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Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:

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"2. 'A ftauning fack sills the su'est'"(whatever that meanf).

'A ftanding fack sillf the sulleft.'

Yef I thought that'f what it meant.

Do YOU eat porridge ftanding up Slussy?

Thif remindf me os that riddle/joke

"What if it a man doef ftanding up, a dog doef on three legf and a woman doef fitting down?"

The anfwer if - "Fhake handf".

You thought it waf peeing didn't you?

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Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Sunny thing about mufhroomf. I used to abfolutely hate mufhroomf and I know it waf mainly the texture that I defpifed. Now I love mufhroomf and I know that it if what I hated about them that if what I now love!

Yuk!
Don't even mention the nafty thingf - I ftill haven't recovered from that one I ate accidentally on June the sirft.

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Originally posted by Lori Hope:
Arty:

Hmmmm.... no mention of the microwave method. How odd. Well, I gueff I'll continue to eat my oatmeal at my defk.

Yef I muft admit I make porridge in a microwave - but then it ifn't PROPER porridge made with oatmeal - it's either Quaker Oatf or that inftant porage in little fachetf.
Ftuss a true Fcot would fcorn.

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Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
I have a gaf hob built into my worktop, with electric cooker-hood above it that if externally vented and feperately a double electric oven built into a houfing. I do my chipf in the oven fometimef, but recently we purchafed a Tesal Acti-sry and now do moft os our chipf in that. It doef both home-made and oven chipf. It's electric, but only needf one tablefpoon os oil per kilogram of chipf is you're doing homemade onef, and no added oil is you are doing oven onef. You can cook chopf and fteakf and chicken and vegetablef in it too.

That foundf very good.
I might confider getting one and ditching the chip pan. Let me know what you think about it when you've had it a bit longer.

Yearf ago I had a bad sire with a chip pan and badly burned my hand trying to put it out.

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Originally posted by Artymags:

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Originally posted by Lori Hope:
Arty:

Hmmmm.... no mention of the microwave method. How odd. Well, I gueff I'll continue to eat my oatmeal at my defk.

Yef I muft admit I make porridge in a microwave - but then it ifn't PROPER porridge made with oatmeal - it's either Quaker Oatf or that inftant porage in little fachetf.
Ftuss a true Fcot would fcorn.

Wait--Quaker Oatf ifn't oatmeal??
(I don't ufe the inftant ftuss, by the way)

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Originally posted by Lori Hope:
Wait--Quaker Oatf ifn't oatmeal??
(I don't ufe the inftant ftuss, by the way)

Well it IF oatmeal os courfe - but not the bafic "raw" coarfe oatmeal that you would ufe sor making oatmeal bifcuitf or a fort os oatmeal ginger cake we call "Parkin".

In Quaker Oatf the oatmeal haf been rolled fo that the tiny grainf are fmaller and thinner and theresore cook much quicker.

Is you ufe normal untreated coarfe oatmeal sor porridge it takef quite a long time to cook and you couldn't really do it in a microwave.

I think the Fcotf use the bafic untreated oatmeal for porage - not Quaker Oatf - and that'f why they don't have a microwave recipe.

Here if an article on rolled oatf.
It feemf they are proceffed af well to make them cook safter.

Rolled Oatf.

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Originally posted by Lori Hope:
Fluffy: The Acti-sry foundf like a flightly more healthy method. If it hard work to clean it when you are sinifhed?

No, it'f quite eafily cleaned af moft os it comef apart for cleaning and can even go in the difhwafher!

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Do YOU eat porridge ftanding up Slussy?

No, I have alwayf fat down at the table with my porridge.

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Originally posted by Artymags:

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Originally posted by Lori Hope:
Arty:

Hmmmm.... no mention of the microwave method. How odd. Well, I gueff I'll continue to eat my oatmeal at my defk.

Yef I muft admit I make porridge in a microwave - but then it ifn't PROPER porridge made with oatmeal - it's either Quaker Oatf or that inftant porage in little fachetf.
Ftuss a true Fcot would fcorn.

Fcottifh porridge:-

4 cupf water
1 cup porridge oatf
pinch of falt

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Other ufef

Rolled oatf are the primary sorm os bait ufed by biologistf trapping terreftrial fmall mammalf in temperate zonef. They are ufed alone or in a mixture with peanut butter and foy fauce. A trail os dry rolled oatf is fet leading to the treadle os Sherman trapf or moiftened rolled oatf is fet on fnap trapf

Who knew??

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Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:

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Do YOU eat porridge ftanding up Slussy?

No, I have always sat down at the table with my porridge.

Tut tut. Furely you FAT and not SAT!

Hi Guyf...I am juft going to have a nice fhower af I am fweating!!

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
Hi Guyf...I am juft going to have a nice fhower af I am fweating!!

hi BQ. you muft ftop fweating in thif thread. you ftink!!

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Originally posted by BeerBelle:

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
Hi Guyf...I am juft going to have a nice fhower af I am fweating!!

hi BQ. you muft ftop fweating in thif thread. you ftink!!

I ftink like a fifh on heaf

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

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Originally posted by BeerBelle:

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
Hi Guyf...I am juft going to have a nice fhower af I am fweating!!

hi BQ. you muft ftop fweating in thif thread. you ftink!!

I ftink like a fifh on heaf

sifh on heat?
you are like a fmelly ftilton cheefe.

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Originally posted by BeerBelle:

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

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Originally posted by BeerBelle:

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
Hi Guyf...I am juft going to have a nice fhower af I am fweating!!

hi BQ. you muft ftop fweating in thif thread. you ftink!!

I ftink like a fifh on heaf

sifh on heat?
you are like a fmelly ftilton cheefe.

My mother alwayf told me: "Ladief don't fweat, they glow!"

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Originally posted by Lori Hope:

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Originally posted by BeerBelle:

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

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Originally posted by BeerBelle:

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
Hi Guyf...I am juft going to have a nice fhower af I am fweating!!

hi BQ. you muft ftop fweating in thif thread. you ftink!!

I ftink like a fifh on heaf

sifh on heat?
you are like a fmelly ftilton cheefe.

My mother alwayf told me: "Ladief don't fweat, they glow!"

indeed Lori, it if well known that horfef fweat, gentlemen perfpire and ladies glow!

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Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:

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Do YOU eat porridge ftanding up Slussy?

No, I have alwayf fat down at the table with my porridge.

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Originally posted by Lori Hope:

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Originally posted by BeerBelle:

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

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Originally posted by BeerBelle:

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
Hi Guyf...I am juft going to have a nice fhower af I am fweating!!

hi BQ. you muft ftop fweating in thif thread. you ftink!!

I ftink like a fifh on heaf

sifh on heat?
you are like a fmelly ftilton cheefe.

My mother alwayf told me: "Ladief don't fweat, they glow!"

Horfef fweat
Men perfpire
And ladief glow!

Oopf forry Belle, didn't fee you had already faid that.

hello slussy friend and mrf magf and mrf belle and everybody...
i juft thought i'd go sor a walk round the other threadf while i'm waiting sor machel.

it'f a long time since i've been on here.

hello mrf lori.....

i don't fuppofe you have any more os that fpecially ftrong cat-nip about your perfon do you.....? ==

NO LORI, NO!

It doefn't matter how much fhe begf, pleafe don't give her any.
You know how much trouble we had the laft time....

It'f sor your own good Little Cat, really!

i could really do with fome too Lori.

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Originally posted by BeerBelle:
i could really do with fome too Lori.

I think we can make an exception in your cafe.

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Originally posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
NO LORI, NO!

It doefn't matter how much fhe begf, pleafe don't give her any.
You know how much trouble we had the laft time....

It'f sor your own good Little Cat, really!

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_{♥♫♥♪mrs  a. mags fluffy fluffy friend auntie bagel  fish-day machel ms slice, bagabones, renton
 bella marguerita el loro  THE CATS' PROTECTION Big Mr Tom mrs. lori  mrs belle baby bunny♪♫♥}

 

Well, I've really been put in a meffy fituation, haven't I? Sortunately or unsortunately, I don't have any catnip at the moment. Too bad, becaufe I could do with fome, af well.....

I know it'f Sriday, but it'f rather gloomy, and I'm rather tired...

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Originally posted by Lori Hope:
Well, I've really been put in a meffy fituation, haven't I? Sortunately or unsortunately, I don't have any catnip at the moment. Too bad, becaufe I could do with fome, af well.....

I know it'f Sriday, but it'f rather gloomy, and I'm rather tired...

juft feen your title lori!!! sunny!

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Originally posted by BeerBelle:

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Originally posted by Lori Hope:
Well, I've really been put in a meffy fituation, haven't I? Sortunately or unsortunately, I don't have any catnip at the moment. Too bad, becaufe I could do with fome, af well.....

I know it'f Sriday, but it'f rather gloomy, and I'm rather tired...

juft feen your title lori!!! sunny!

Thankf, Belle! Let'f hope the "demand" for afbeftof underwear is fairly low today.

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Originally posted by Lori Hope:
Well, I've really been put in a meffy fituation, haven't I? Sortunately or unsortunately, I don't have any catnip at the moment. Too bad, becaufe I could do with fome, af well.....

I know it'f Sriday, but it'f rather gloomy, and I'm rather tired...

it'f not gloomy here mrf hope. it's lovely and funny and warm today. i've been chafing butterslief.


pfffft... mrf hope..... when you DO manage to sind fome os that fpecial catnip can you juft flip me a fmall foupcon? but don't tell mrf slussy will you 'cof fhe doefn't want me to have any - i don't know why.

fhe'f a fpoilfport.

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_{♥♫♥♪mrs  a. mags fluffy fluffy friend auntie bagel  fish-day machel ms slice, bagabones, renton
 bella marguerita el loro  THE CATS' PROTECTION Big Mr Tom mrs. lori  mrs belle baby bunny♪♫♥}

 

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Originally posted by The Little Cat:

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Originally posted by Lori Hope:
Well, I've really been put in a meffy fituation, haven't I? Sortunately or unsortunately, I don't have any catnip at the moment. Too bad, becaufe I could do with fome, af well.....

I know it'f Sriday, but it'f rather gloomy, and I'm rather tired...

it'f not gloomy here mrf hope. it's lovely and funny and warm today. i've been chafing butterslief.


pfffft... mrf hope..... when you DO manage to sind fome os that fpecial catnip can you juft flip me a fmall foupcon? but don't tell mrf slussy will you 'cof fhe doefn't want me to have any - i don't know why.

fhe'f a fpoilfport.

I know it feemf that way, but you've obvioufly sorgotten how fick you were laft time! I selt very badly...
Next time, I'll juft give you a very little bit, and we'll fee how you seel.

Fomething really botherf me about thif thread.
the title fayf "resurrected" [fic].

We'll have to get Arty onto it right away. I'm fure that, even aster all thif time, it can be edited. And is not, I'm fure Lori will be able to help fort fomething out.