So can I stab Tom Cruise in the face yet?

I saw him swinging his hips in time to some choons in a film tother nite...give him an extra poke fer me will ya ..

God! There's so much choice!  Where to start????

Obvious givens are all the talentless idiots spewed from Simon Cowell's music killing factory.

I'll do recent-ish ones only

Keane
Travis
The Hoosiers
The Killers
The Stereophonics
Any band that collaborates with Tom Jones
The Scissor Sisters
My Chemical Romance
Westlife
Take That
The Kings of Leon
Snow Patrol

AC/DC are spectacularly overrated for the juvenile screechy shouty rubbish they churn out.  Especially sad as the original members must be well into their late 40s by now.

Who the hell put Green Day in???

To be fair Karma, Green Day and The Scissor Sister should probably come out of that list as I only find them mildly annoying.  However, The Kings of Leon and Stereophonics!!!!  

Guilty as charged! I'm going to take them out in a min as they only annoy me a bit.

Good...you know it makes sense!

Hmmm I think Muse are vastly over rated... is that allowed?

More shaking of the head

All country and Western bands.  They really all should lay down next to the Islands in stream and wait for the water to flow slowly over them.

Any band which has fans dancing in a line. Just shoot 'em.

N dubs or whatever they are called

Learn some manners young man 

Carnelian you can't be serious about The Killers? They're an excellent band.

More bands to stab/burn/wish death upon...

ANY rap band. I really don't see how shouting terrible lyrics over a drum machine track constitutes 'music'.

The Pixies: horribly whiny vocals. KILL them!

Bob Dylan: great songwriter but has the single most stupid/annoying vocal style EVER. Probably deserves at least a little stabette.

The Killers are a bunch of twats.

Poet ? Mibee...Singer ? NO! ..*stabs wiv fork*

I most certainly am, I've yet to hear anything good by the Killers.  They are a terrible band.

I've kept my list to current stuff as delving into a past of rubbish bands would make for a very long list indeed.  I was thinking along the lines of bands and is there such a thing as a rap band? 

Just a producer and some idiots rhyming the same old clichés about crime, pimping, hos, drugs, how tough it is on the street, their hard luck stories and materialism as they've been doing for the last 20 25 years.

This statement is incorrect.

Oh Lordy.....

Prometheus If you are going to stab the legendary Bob Dylan then you would have to do it on pieces of white card for each stab.

I absolutely love the Killers and how anyone can say they are not good clearly have never bothered to listen to their music properly.

Ohh I have thought of one and  I am sorry for those who love him....


Stevie Wonder...


*runs*

There's going to be a lot of fighting in here tonight, what with all the Killers hate and people confusing rap with something that isn't utterly abysmal 

You've got legend and bellend mixed up again 

Which immediately disqualifies any comment or artistic judgement on any music.  Ever. 

Say 10 hail marys!! In fact - make that 50

*refrains from posting Stevie Wonder jokes*

You say some hail marys too while you're down there with Isadora

Sorry but I think he is mundane.
I know people like him. I am not denying his talent BUT I find him absolutely one dimensional.

Isadora have you ever listened to his earlier stuff like Songs in the Key of Life, Signed Sealed Delivered, Talking Book? It's all individual opinion I know but I am shocked

Sorry but rap is spelled with a silent 'c' at the beginning for me and all other sane people 

People are pretending to like Stevie Wonder? They'll be trying to convince us they're big Al Stewart fans next. Nowt stranger than peeps eh?

*burns Stevie Wonder and stabs Al Stewart, and some rap bands*

I feel bad now

Okay maybe I was a little harsh but I have to be honest. I think what did it for me is "Isn't she Lovely" and the awful "Ebony and Ivory".

Having said that - I LOVED "Part Time Lover " and Sir Duke...

I am all mixed up now...

Stop teasing Karma or I will take ALL your McFLY away

Have you ever listened to rap? Or do you think it's all about pimpin and ladies of ill repute?
Oh me oh my oh dick you better not be talking about me there PromeefeUS!!!1!!!!!

But but! ..who will sing 'Happy Burpday to ya' ???

Paul McCartney was half to blame for that song.

Why should we all like/dislike  the same bands?

I know.... I have yet to forgive him for the Wings era....