...to whatever we're posting about. In the interests of appropriate "product placement", I wonder what else we could persuade them to come up with? 
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Let's do it Dems....I'm thinking haemmorroids
*waits for results*
*waits for results*
Oooh, yes... haemorrhoids, piles, dangle-berries... 
curses 
they are so funny 
what about Personal Membrane Itching?
always a favourite of mine
always a favourite of mine
quote:Originally posted by Skylark24:
they are so funny
Haemorrhoids?
Doesn't seem to be working so far....
anyone have a weak pelvic floor
itching anywhere
odour problems
Not that I do, you understand!
anyone have a weak pelvic floor
itching anywhere
odour problems
Not that I do, you understand!
Hey - now we got health insurance!
Dang... we're asking about piles and itchy membranes - and get an ad for hiring a marquee? 
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Skylark24:
they are so funny
Haemorrhoids?
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
what about Personal Membrane Itching?
always a favourite of mine
ooh it came up with - WarHammer
will try that next time my membrane plays up
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
Dang... we're asking about piles and itchy membranes - and get an ad for hiring a marquee?
I've got an IT ad...
ha ha after posting that one came up about private healthcare
It can't cope... it's reverted to Yell.com!
Herpes & genital Warts! 
Tut... I suppose we should all just forget about our EMBARRASSING ITCHING, HAEMORRHOIDS and INTIMATE WARTS and enjoy Virgin fibre-optic broadband instead 
now it says U2 on tour , this is hilariousquote:Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
Herpes & genital Warts!
dangly bits!
quote:Originally posted by Skylark24:now it says U2 on tour , this is hilariousquote:Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
Herpes & genital Warts!
Oooh... what do they know about Bono that we don't?!!
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
dangly bits!
hahahahaha - i got "Explore Deep space" after that one
"free emoticons"?
Wonder if they have one about piles
Wonder if they have one about piles
quote:Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:quote:Originally posted by Skylark24:now it says U2 on tour , this is hilariousquote:Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
Herpes & genital Warts!
Oooh... what do they know about Bono that we don't?!!
PMSL
I've got the Isle of Wight Festival...where you presumably catch all the medical conditions mentioned so far
quote:Originally posted by Kaytee:
I've got the Isle of Wight Festival...where you presumably catch all the medical conditions mentioned so far
At the very least, trench-foot
And chafing
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Kaytee:
I've got the Isle of Wight Festival...where you presumably catch all the medical conditions mentioned so far
At the very least, trench-foot
And chafing
According to my ads...you do get those at the festival as well
Apparently, you can have a great summer at Holiday Inn...despite the various conditions mentioned
CarForum will sell you a motor, even if your flaky skin condition leaves scurf all over the seats
I think we need some new conditions.....
Scurvy accompanied by rabies maybe
Scurvy accompanied by rabies maybe
Heyyy
If you don't catch anything at Glasto, it's now suggesting a few other festivals you could try
If you don't catch anything at Glasto, it's now suggesting a few other festivals you could try
Or you could have an Icon Experience....while you're sitting suffering
Piles--------------->
Piles--------------->
quote:Originally posted by ~~KaffyBaffy~~:
It can't cope... it's reverted to Yell.com!
And no one has mentioned Noirin?
Has anyone mentioned anal bleaching?
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Has anyone mentioned anal bleaching?
Heurgghhh
Hear that, ads? "intimate bleaching"
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