Go Mike

Make yourself look clean and presentable and keep away from the bar

Then come back here and tell us all about it.

I hope you have a great time

and ... they wouldn't have invited you if they didn't want you there. Remember that.

I hate weddings....don't go.


In the last few years I must have missed about 10 weddings...go me!

Rexi

Love the way you say
*Make yourself look clean and presentable*

Im not a tramp whos sh*te himself...lol

I understand what you mean ....I shall go and be myself ...and stay sober and then report back with my new Bridemaid girlfriend ..

any talk of my last one,
where I was fighting/pushing the bridesmaids to the floor for the bouquet as it was thrown by the bride ,
and the doing a lap of honour around the room clutching it,shouting IM NEXT WHO WILL MARRY ME !!
is all lies I tell you ...lol
and being escorted from the place handcuffed after weeing on the cake is all made up ,
Honestly

See how you feel tomorrow. Prepare yourself for going then make a decision about an hour before. If you decide not to go let them know though - sure they'll understand.

You might actually enjoy it.

Having said that I avoid them like the plague!

Go!

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Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
Rexi

Love the way you say
*Make yourself look clean and presentable*

Im not a tramp whos sh*te himself...lol

Sorry Mike - that's the Joyce Grenfell in me!!

queenshaks

I like your style babes ...


Bunny
Good advice
will have a few slurps for dutch courage just to gee me up before hand ...

Tartanveggie
Im taking a wheelbarrow for the doggie bag ....

Rexi

No worries matey I knew you were joking

and Joyce Grenfell ...OMG you are showing your age there lady ...lol

Oh, you might see some more indecent dresses - well worth turning up!

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Originally posted by Mike Strutter:

and Joyce Grenfell ...OMG you are showing your age there lady ...lol

me old nan used to tell me about her

Maybe

Slightly OT Mike but my 2 cousins grew up in Blackpool. My auntie and uncle ran several cafes cum boarding houses for many years. I remember I had my first crinkle cut chip in one of their cafes . No rellies left there now as uncle died a couple of years ago - he lived on Bedford Rd. (North shore) and the cousins married and moved. Very happy memories of the place.

Is the "do" in Blackpool?

up to you mike but remember this : one drink is too many and a thousand never enough! either go an d get rat arsed or go and dont drink! or dont go and get rat arsed at home

Go. Stay for a little while and leave when you please.

Tartanveggie

I got a mobile with cam on it now ...Im hoping for lots of those dresses ...hahaha

Rexi

Oh I believe you ......but Im mentals ..lol

bunny
Its changed a lot since your days Im sure and all for the worse ...
as The Great lyrical Genius Morrissey said on stage at the Winter Gardens ..
Im dedicating this song too Bpool ...Everydays like Sunday .....a town full of alkies and junkies
he is right what he said ...

Back ontopic
Its in St.Annes ..Lytham big posh hotel afterwards ....
well it was til I get there ...lol

Bagel
Im only kidding ....I will if going ?
Go sober and be a Brilliant well liked wedding guest .. *if I take my meds in the morning and stay sober*hahaha

quote:

Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
Tartanveggie

Rexi

Oh I believe you ......but Im mentals ..lol

What have I told you about say saying that??

Rexi

I know .....
Im just messing with you my lil matey ...

Its my pick up line tomorrow ..Im the guy your mother warned you about ...NO Seriously hahahaha

I need help ironing a shirt ladies ...???

I got my white shirt out cupboard stain on it so bought one today

it needs ironing ...??

I like ironing

Tartanveggie

I was hoping tips an advice not you here gloating ...hoped for top tips

I was offering to do it for you!

Wash the shirt mike it should get most of the creases out. Or so I was once told.

Tartanveggie

Dont fall about an start p*ssing yourself on floor at how pathetic I am ......
I need you .....
on knees ??
cos the ironing board doesnt go that low babes lol

I wanted help an white is going to be pack ripperd/opened up ...

Yeah ...


Uncle Mikes ...

smashing bloke

dont mention the rubbish iron shirt ...
knifed to death an under patio

I tried to ask but ...?

Kev

there all think Im taking the piss here ...Im not ....

this cotton shirt needs a doing

You know after out those bags ...and pins and plasse boloxs

its a all a mess its tomorrow wedding
and loonie uncle turns up like that.......

my duvet day heads coming on fast ...

Mike just feck it off.
Use your shirt to crash someone else's wedding at the weekend...just like old times.
Oh and make sure you get every last bit of plastic out, I once went to a job interview with a piece of plastic stuck out the collar.
I hate all those creases and pins and stuff in em when they are fresh out the plastic bag.

Tell you what order a stripper to attend halfway through the vows. Stick 2 fingers up at em.

I went wedding and home safe not arrested ...chased by a police alsation or shot by Police Sniper teams ....lol

I slept in an awoke a few hours before it started ....so rushed about ironing shirt and having a shave ...lol
thats the loss not being married in that relationship where the womare are so organised ...lol

I then raced up there and arrived 10 mins before it started that was a laff wandering in to a full church
I said to them all Am I too late...lol
well my sis was looking daggers at me ...hmmm

anyway the service started an it was broadcast on a speaker system
an I sat next to this speaker that kept screeching ...
I kept looking around at everyone as if to say its not me doing anything ..lol
there were loads there ....hmmm
Im sure my frwend Jackie could of come with me ...
Oh well ...
the ceremony was lovely my niece looked fab ...
after the do
we went to this big posh hotel ...
anyway as we were waiting in the lounge area my sis came over and warned me to behave myself ....
Charming Im sure ...
anyway she was about to sit on the chair next to me so I said watch out Lauras sat on that one ....
so she turned and said whos laura I told you not to bring anyone ...
so I said well dont say that she is sat there and it will upset her feelings ...!
looking at the empty chair ...
My sis then flounced off in a huff ...hahahaha
I then got up and went mingling and mixing ...
Most of the guests were in couples .....
well they were allowed Plus ones ...lol

we then went to our tables and had a nice 3 course meal
then some very boring long speeches
the people I sat with kept saying its a pity you are not doing them as I was having a good laff with them over dinner ....

anyway I tell you what shocked me it was £3.90 a pint ....hmmm

I did get a bit paranoid being by myself but I got invited to join a few of my dining partners for the night do ....but I thought not at those bar prices ..lol.....
I thanked them and made my polite Thankyous and Goodbyes and came home ....
I congratulated the happy couple before I left and said to my niece see you shouldnt of worried about your barmy uncle

I can say I behaved wonderful and I had everyone I met laffing so the day went well ...

Kev
I thought about the hooker bit but thats for laterz < Joke ...lol

Glad it went well Mike - see, nuffin to worry about in the end!

Bunny

so am I ...thanks ..

awww sweetie ... i got cut off yesterday and am only just hangin on here at the moment, but you feel proud of yourself, and do not ever let anyone say that you are not worth while ever again ... you are worth more than most people i know sweetie in RL

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Originally posted by Tatty:
you are worth more than most people i know sweetie in RL

I want to echo that.

Mike - so glad you had a good day

Rexi

and Tatty

Thanks means a lot
as I need it badly ...