Text messages that made you smile

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Russell teh Muscle

I have just been clearing out my inbox on my mobile

Came across a few messages that really made me grin!

lol...he's lucky to have you..show him a good day..make sure boobs are involved..never fails!

there are others which I feel I probably shouldn't share

AND Good Evening

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CroctacusMember

I'd get lynched it I posted the ones that make me howl with laughter!

7/5/092:03 PM

Russell teh MuscleMember

quote:
Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
I'd get lynched it I posted the ones that make me howl with laughter!

I can imagine

7/5/092:04 PM

GetthekettleonMember

I have lots of jokes that are not to everyones taste

7/5/092:04 PM

CroctacusMember

quote:
Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
quote:
Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
I'd get lynched it I posted the ones that make me howl with laughter!
I can imagine

When you can get Mj and Mz McCann in the same one you know you've hit the jackpot!

7/5/092:05 PM

LeccyMember

I never get texts, though that might be coz I never know where my phone is/have it switched on/charged up/use it.

I've never felt that I was important enough to be contacted 24 hrs a day

7/5/092:05 PM

CariadMember

quote:
Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
I'd get lynched it I posted the ones that make me howl with laughter!

Me too. We should share.

7/5/092:06 PM

Russell teh MuscleMember

quote:
When you can get Mj and Mz McCann in the same one you know you've hit the jackpot!

I'm too scared to laugh

7/5/092:06 PM

CariadMember

quote:
Originally posted by electric6:
I never get texts, though that might be coz I never know where my phone is/have it switched on/charged up/use it.

I've never felt that I was important enough to be contacted 24 hrs a day

**snorts**

7/5/092:07 PM

Russell teh MuscleMember

quote:
Originally posted by electric6:
I never get texts, though that might be coz I never know where my phone is/have it switched on/charged up/use it.

I've never felt that I was important enough to be contacted 24 hrs a day

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!

Evening gawjuss!!

7/5/092:07 PM

LeccyMember

'ello Russell

Cariad are you doubting my modesty?

7/5/092:08 PM

CariadMember

quote:
Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
quote:
When you can get Mj and Mz McCann in the same one you know you've hit the jackpot!

I'm too scared to laugh

Don't be. It was funny.

7/5/092:08 PM

CariadMember

quote:
Originally posted by electric6:
'ello Russell

Cariad are you doubting my modesty?

Never doubted it for a moment Leccy.

7/5/092:09 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

"I think you are a loathsome FM. Leave us all alone. Russell teh Muscle"

7/5/092:09 PM

LeccyMember

7/5/092:09 PM

Former Member

im having the nicest text messages from the bald one

nicest ive ever had in my life. They make me grin from ear to ear

7/5/092:09 PM

CroctacusMember

quote:
Originally posted by Cariad:
quote:
Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
I'd get lynched it I posted the ones that make me howl with laughter!

Me too. We should share.

We should but I'm sure you've had most of them by now!

Nothing offends me!!!

7/5/092:10 PM

Russell teh MuscleMember

quote:
Originally posted by Xochiquetzal:
"I think you are a loathsome FM. Leave us all alone. Russell teh Muscle"

I sent you THAT

7/5/092:11 PM

Russell teh MuscleMember

quote:
Originally posted by Gypsie:
im having the nicest text messages from the bald one nicest ive ever had in my life. They make me grin from ear to ear

WRONG THREAD

*is NOT jellus of teh bald one at all* *sticks nose in the air*

7/5/092:12 PM

CroctacusMember

My husband sent me a love texty poem thing once....

IN 20 FLIPPING YEARS!!!!

7/5/092:12 PM

LeccyMember

quote:
Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
quote:
Originally posted by Xochiquetzal:
"I think you are a loathsome FM. Leave us all alone. Russell teh Muscle"
I sent you THAT

*is confuddled*

7/5/092:12 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
quote:
Originally posted by Gypsie:
im having the nicest text messages from the bald one nicest ive ever had in my life. They make me grin from ear to ear

WRONG THREAD *is NOT jellus of teh bald one at all* *sticks nose in the air*

but you know i will always love you in a speshal way

7/5/092:14 PM

CariadMember

quote:
Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
quote:
Originally posted by Cariad:
quote:
Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
I'd get lynched it I posted the ones that make me howl with laughter!

Me too. We should share.

We should but I'm sure you've had most of them by now!

Nothing offends me!!!

Probably...I have on going competition with my brat of a brother. The shite. I've learned circumspection though ... well so far.

7/5/092:14 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

quote:
Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
quote:
Originally posted by Xochiquetzal:
"I think you are a loathsome FM. Leave us all alone. Russell teh Muscle"
I sent you THAT

But oh! How I laughed!

7/5/092:14 PM

CroctacusMember

quote:
Originally posted by electric6:
quote:
Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
quote:
Originally posted by Xochiquetzal:
"I think you are a loathsome FM. Leave us all alone. Russell teh Muscle"
I sent you THAT

*is confuddled*

It sounds like a Village of the Damned text.

"You have to be taught to LEAVE US ALONE!!!"

7/5/092:14 PM

Karma_Member

My phones saw a lot of action when Jacko died

7/5/092:14 PM

CroctacusMember

quote:
Originally posted by Cariad:
quote:
Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
quote:
Originally posted by Cariad:
quote:
Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
I'd get lynched it I posted the ones that make me howl with laughter!

Me too. We should share.

We should but I'm sure you've had most of them by now!

Nothing offends me!!!

Probably...I have on going competition with my brat of a brother. The shite. I've learned circumspection though ... well so far.

The more shocking the funnier....

7/5/092:15 PM

LeccyMember

quote:
circumspection

*sniggers*

7/5/092:15 PM

CroctacusMember

quote:
Originally posted by Karma_:
My phones saw a lot of action when Jacko died

mine was red hot!

7/5/092:15 PM

Karma_Member

quote:
Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
quote:
Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
quote:
Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
I'd get lynched it I posted the ones that make me howl with laughter!
I can imagine

When you can get Mj and Mz McCann in the same one you know you've hit the jackpot!

Oh Christ

7/5/092:15 PM

Russell teh MuscleMember

quote:
but you know i will always love you in a speshal way

meh

7/5/092:16 PM

CariadMember

quote:
Originally posted by electric6:
quote:
circumspection

*sniggers*

I thought do too.

7/5/092:16 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Karma_:
My phones saw a lot of action when Jacko died

yeah mine did. that reminds me

what was that cinds doing texting me at 5.30 am that morning about it. i forgot to keel her for that

7/5/092:16 PM

Karma_Member

quote:
Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
quote:
Originally posted by Karma_:
My phones saw a lot of action when Jacko died

mine was red hot!

I haven't laughed so hard for 3 hours straight

7/5/092:17 PM

CariadMember

quote:
Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
quote:
Originally posted by Cariad:
quote:
Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
quote:
Originally posted by Cariad:
quote:
Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
I'd get lynched it I posted the ones that make me howl with laughter!

Me too. We should share.

We should but I'm sure you've had most of them by now!

Nothing offends me!!!

Probably...I have on going competition with my brat of a brother. The shite. I've learned circumspection though ... well so far.

The more shocking the funnier....

It kept the office entertained for an hour or so....well most of. The rest are into campanology and cocoa.

7/5/092:18 PM

CroctacusMember

quote:
Originally posted by Karma_:
quote:
Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
quote:
Originally posted by Karma_:
My phones saw a lot of action when Jacko died

mine was red hot!

I haven't laughed so hard for 3 hours straight

I had a few that bought a tear to me eye....in a choking laughing kind of way!

7/5/092:18 PM

Russell teh MuscleMember

Did you get the England cricket team/MJ text Croc?

7/5/092:20 PM

Karma_Member

quote:
Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
quote:
Originally posted by Karma_:
quote:
Originally posted by FGG Aka Crocodile Rock:
quote:
Originally posted by Karma_:
My phones saw a lot of action when Jacko died

mine was red hot!

I haven't laughed so hard for 3 hours straight

I had a few that bought a tear to me eye....in a choking laughing kind of way!

It was surreal that on the tele people were bawling their eyes out and I was laughing my tats off

7/5/092:20 PM

CroctacusMember

quote:
Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
Did you get the England cricket team/MJ text Croc?

no...not that one!!

can you put it on here?

7/5/092:20 PM

Karma_Member

quote:
Originally posted by Russell teh Muscle:
Did you get the England cricket team/MJ text Croc?

I did

7/5/092:20 PM

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