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Occasionally while cycling through a particular village some idiot car driver will approach at well over the speed limit. My natural rection is to shout a particular word which Mrs Jer maintains can't be lip-read. I have to steal myself to use a particular word which can be lip-read even though it's use is grammatically wrong under those circumstances. However it did encourage one driver to stop earlier this year. That's the problem see. Not only do they think that cars have the right of way, but they think that they are harder than a cyclist. We know that's not the case and that in fact they have a small squeaky penis.

Garage Joe
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by suzybean:

I swear in another language,


oooohhh - teach me!  teach me!  

here's one Kaff 

cote ( koti )dick(80%)      (20%)
cote ti ( koti t )dickhead

 

 

And a condom is called a 'koti sock' 

I must admit to stifling a giggle when my toddlers are repeating me at the back of the car, usually aimed at arsey London cyclists 

 

 

suzybean
Originally Posted by Avalon:

There are several terms of abuse that I dredge up when confronted by someone or something that irks me.  Unfortunately they are terms that would make even a sailor blush and so I will resist the urge to repeat them here

*nods*

I have an exceptionally foul mouth when I'm annoyed

I've been trying to wean myself off the expletives though ever since I was telling the ref what I thought of him at an Arsenal game and the old boy in front of me who's been watching Arsenal for 50 years turned round and said. "Cor Darling, you aint half got a potty mouth"

Now when some old boy who can turn the air blue himself is pulling you up on your language you know it's time to sort yourself out

FM

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