There's a ruddy fly here but i think its got an internal metal skeleton with a covering of fly. Its not 'human'.
Its had five sprays of Fabreeze.
Six sprays of fly killer.
And three sprays of Mr Sheen.
And its STILL going !!!!
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The room smells nice though 
Was the Mr Sheen just an attempt to polish it off?
With that lot sprayed on it the wings should be glued together lol, maybe it's a miniature drone 
Originally Posted by Cold Sweat:
Was the Mr Sheen just an attempt to polish it off?
Boom boom 
Feeling a bit dizzy - so i'm going in with the tea towel !!
I may be some time . . .
See! No-one listens to me when I criticise the electrification of news, but none of you can risk swatting a fly with your iPad. Due to my technophobic attitude I am still able to attack flies with a rolled up copy of the Manchester Guardian.
I don't think an iPad would have helped me 
I found the lil bastid in the kitchen this morning !!!
He was trying to start a fire cos he was rubbing his legs together really hard . . . or was that cleaning off the gunk i'd sprayed?
I'm going for the fire option !!!
He dodged a tea towel swipe - the swine.
And out the door into the garage - never to be seen again.
. . . or will he?
Originally Posted by Saint:
I found the lil bastid in the kitchen this morning !!!
He was trying to start a fire cos he was rubbing his legs together really hard . . . or was that cleaning off the gunk i'd sprayed?
I'm going for the fire option !!!
He dodged a tea towel swipe - the swine.
And out the door into the garage - never to be seen again.
. . . or will he?
OMG ... its an old girlfriend !!!
Originally Posted by Saint:
OMG ... its an old girlfriend !!!
Re-incarnation's a bastid, ain't it? 