Shall we get take out ? 

To soak up the booze?? Might be a good idea

Baz, get a wriggle on! I'd like a soft drink please!

Non alcoholic champer do you ? 

Coming up Help yourself to nibbles * psst....guy at the other end of the bar looks ok*  

I'm now done with BB until Hell-on et al have left the building.

At least I can have some early nights next week.

I'm now done with BB until Hell-on et al have left the building.

At least I can have some early nights next week.

Same here EC * see Yogi, I told you the guy at the other end of the bar was a bit  of alright  

 Every cloud has a silver lining, EC.

I have a bag of cheesy puffs if anyone is interested?

Same here EC * see Yogi, I told you the guy at the other end of the bar was a bit  of alright  

Want a drink EC ?  

I have a bag of cheesy puffs if anyone is interested?

Not tonight thanks Baz, I'm off to bed.

I would like a JD and Coke if the bar is open tomorrow. 

We've bagged ourselves a secret agent.

I'm perhaps a little tiddly but my text isn't slurred yet

I say, that chap at the bar is a bit of alright Baz 

Sheer class us  

Yep ....I think we've pulled Bethni What would you like to drink ? 

. We have a talent for choosing the best.

I'm perhaps a little tiddly but my text isn't slurred yet

I say, that chap at the bar is a bit of alright Baz 

 Temporary BB Reject 

You can't fool me - this is the headquarters for the Cougar Club isn't it? 

 Temporary BB Reject 

You can't fool me - this is the headquarters for the Cougar Club isn't it? 

 Temporary BB Reject 

You can't fool me - this is the headquarters for the Cougar Club isn't it? 

I'll have a brandy, thanks very much...cheers

 Baz only lets handsome hunks in.

We're just making our way down the alphabet

*EC pours cheesy puffs into a large sharing bowl and places in the centre of the bar. He rises from his seat, strolls over to the ladies at the other end of the bar and introduces himself. Suddenly he finds he needs the bathroom and starts hopping around. "where's the toilet" he screams. They point in the opposite direction, EC spins round and rushes toward the toilet, tripping over a chair and falling A over T ending up on his back on the floor. "oh dear" he thinks, what's that warm feeling in my trousers. Quickly he pulls out his phone and orders up a taxi, one with plastic seats. A dignified exit is not on the cards so quick thinking comes to his rescue. He takes out his sidearm and shoots out all the lights and leaves in cloud of dust* 

*EC pours cheesy puffs into a large sharing bowl and places in the centre of the bar. He rises from his seat, strolls over to the ladies at the other end of the bar and introduces himself. Suddenly he finds he needs the bathroom and starts hopping around. "where's the toilet" he screams. They point in the opposite direction, EC spins round and rushes toward the toilet, tripping over a chair and falling A over T ending up on his back on the floor. "oh dear" he thinks, what's that warm feeling in my trousers. Quickly he pulls out his phone and orders up a taxi, one with plastic seats. A dignified exit is not on the cards so quick thinking comes to his rescue. He takes out his sidearm and shoots out all the lights and leaves in cloud of dust* 

 Temporary BB Reject 

You can't fool me - this is the headquarters for the Cougar Club isn't it? 

There ya go, anything with it ?