I was part of a pop/folk/country group a lot of years back.  I was female lead singer but didn't play an instrument.  Well, if I'd had a few I would rattle the old tambourine.  We weren't chart toppers or anything but we sure enjoyed what we did.  Them were the days!

 My daughter gave me a fragrant birthday present - I still have a quarter left 

I'm loving the stuff in here, I would never have guessed the hidden depths we have!

Aquarius - any recordings?

Eugene - That's brilliant. My mate and I once gatecrashed a party at Paul Youngs house in Mill Hill in the 80s

For all you North Londoners........I once got slung out of a Kilburn and the Highroads' gig at Trent Park for openly  imbibing Hoochies fragrant Birthday present as it were.

That's two things-sorry!

i dont like spanish footballers

(that one is just for veggie, i do really)

God, I'm boring.

Ummm, once (when I was a reporter) I had Jim Davidson throw a fit and slam the phone down when I raised the "racism" question

I locked my gran in a cupboard, went out to play and left her there for about three hours, when I was five or six.

I had my first hangover aged four.

Serious: Got diagnosed with Meningitis on my 3rd birthday

Not so serious: I went to Portugal, when I was 6, and ended up living there for 3 years.

Serious: I was nearly kidnapped in Portugal.

Really?  That's scary!!

I must have been about 7 or 8, but every so often we (the family) would take a train ride to Lisbon to visit a large fun fair, which would go on into the evening. (Y'know like those chavy fairs that invade our local fields )

Anywho, i remember one train trip and there was this woman, sat down from me, who was constantly staring, at me, and whispering to her friend.  I distinctly remember that she was wearing bug-eyed type sunglasses, and had dark hair .

So we get to the fair and the first port of call was the 'Caterpillar Rollercoaster'. I went on with my brother and as we were going around, I would look out for my Mum and Dad so i could wave to them.  I then saw that woman again, watching me go round on the ride, she had her friend with her too.  Even though I was very young, it did still creep me out.

As the evening went on, the fair would get very busy and we were walking through a big crowd.  For one short moment my Mum let go of my hand and as she did the woman grabbed me and started running off with me.  I screamed out, Mum heard, ran over and 'lamped' the woman. She let go and ran off.

My parents tried to explain it to the police but they didn't understand what we were saying.

Rawky that's awful!  Your poor parents must have replayed that moment over and over again with the 'what-if's.  Just shows that it's not just 'strange men' we need to teach the kids about.  I do say 'strangers' most of the time but you've made me realise I should apply it to women too so they know it's not just creepy men but women too. 

My parents used to make Sloe gin..it was divine. 

When I discovered my then OH was having an affair with one of his graduate trainees I packed all his stuff into binbags and dumped it at his office reception. I hear he still gets a lot of flak about it. 

I used to be a magicians assistant ive been levitated, decapitated and sawn in two me

I was very nearly a dispensing optician, how very dull

Ive got terrible piles

I honeslty can't think of anything  how boring am I?

I've done all sorts of jobs from tax officer to dressing up as a gorilla for a drag act.

I'm all  and  at these - so great!

Cariad - well done you

If it's a certain Catalan then I agree.

I've recently become fond of a Basque one though

OMG ............how traumatic for you and your family .............sorry i know it's controversial but I'm thinking Madeliene McCann. I guess for a lot of us ........................THANK GOD - scary things do happen.

I twice had fantastic sex with twin brothers.

Do you mean once with each of them, or twice with both of them??

I mean ... not that I am at all interested *whistles*

I have a title

My ex husband was in a syndicate that won the pools before we got married  

Two nights with both of them.

Why the  Rawky, sex wasn't invented just for anybody below 25.

That's brilliant Cariad!

As boring as me!

I can roll my Rrrrrrsss

Ooo! What is it?

I've had sex on a packed dance floor. More than once, come to think of it

you did say your Rrrrrrrrsss there didn't you? 

slow, slow, quick, quick, slow ? 

so have I, but mines made up 

I'm going to get drunk and hope for a story to tell.

(btw....I PM'd you about something )

I have a Mountain, star and a goat named after me

Well 2 of them are not totally the truth. 

That'll be the same as me too! 

Not telling...

I have a small title, but it's in Germany and everybody seems to dislikes the Germans, so boasting about it might not be the way to go.  

I came charging out of work to catch my bus and knocked David Cassidy flat on his face