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Xochi

... and provided it isn't about:

football teams not performing to your expectations
ironing
boilers
marital hamony/disharmony
skin or make-up problems...

... I may deign to help you.

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Real

Don't know where to start?

10/8/095:09 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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Don't know where to start?

Start at the beginning.

NEXT!

10/8/095:11 PM

Real

i have mobile AMD Semperon processor 3600+(2.0 Ghz,256kb L2 cache) on me lappy and wondered if there was sommat better????

10/8/095:17 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

Gobby, rude, pain in the butt 11 yr old!

Who can be charming and polite one minute... and in the next breath... his head goes the full 360... and he starts spouting venom!

*awaits Xoch's advise eagerly*

10/8/095:17 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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wondered if there was sommat better

Probably!

10/8/095:19 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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Gobby, rude, pain in the butt 11 yr old! Who can be charming and polite one minute... and in the next breath... his head goes the full 360... and he starts spouting venom!

Head clamp and bucket.

NEXT!

10/8/095:20 PM

Real

Shit---- that's done it

Ditty's here-- could be an all nighter now.

10/8/095:20 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

I don't understand Real's post.
Can you help?

10/8/095:21 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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could be an all nighter now.

Go to bed.

10/8/095:22 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

Reference: Xoch

Head clamp and bucket.

Yay! Works for me!

*elbows Real for his cheek*

10/8/095:22 PM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

Reference: Xoch

boilers

ooooh... where were boilers discussed.... missed that one!

10/8/095:23 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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I don't understand Real's post. Can you help?

Ask Real.

... you see? I can solve everything!

10/8/095:23 PM

Real

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Probably!

AND????

10/8/095:23 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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where were boilers discussed

They weren't Ditty... just my own local difficulty.

10/8/095:25 PM

Real

Help Thread.

Advertising under false pretences

10/8/095:25 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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AND????

Buy a toaster instead!

10/8/095:28 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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Help Thread. Advertising under false pretences

I did not say I could help... just that I would try!

10/8/095:29 PM

Real

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Buy a toaster instead!

What make/model and wattage etc;

10/8/095:30 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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What make/model and wattage etc;

Porsche. Fuel injection.

10/8/095:32 PM

Real

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did not say I could help... just that I would try!

Fekkin small print as usual.

10/8/095:32 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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Fekkin small print as usual.

Go to Specsavers.

10/8/095:34 PM

Real

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Porsche. Fuel injection.

Already got one in the drive.

Couldn't put it in the garage coz of the Ferrari and Lambo in there.

10/8/095:35 PM

Real

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Go to Specsavers

Typical Salesman.

Have you got shares there?

10/8/095:37 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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Already got one in the drive. Couldn't put it in the garage coz of the Ferrari and Lambo in there.

So they're not good toasters either then?

10/8/095:38 PM

Real

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So they're not good toasters either then?

No.

Anyway i am off to bed now so night Pam

Catch ya later.

10/8/095:41 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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Anyway i am off to bed now so night Pam

Night luvver!

10/8/095:45 PM

PussMember

Dear Pam,

I have a problem with not wanting to do feck all, can you tell me if this is normal?

Thanking you in advance,

Ms P, Cambridge

10/8/0910:07 PM

charmerMember

i came downstairs about 20mins ago and didnt put the lights on (or any slippers)
i proceeded to tread in the biggest pile of shite..EVER..!
i hunted round to see if a donkey had got into the house..but no, it was one of my dogs with a bad case of the runs
my problem is how do i get rid if the squelching sensation between my toes

10/8/0911:07 PM

liverbirdMember 10 years

I have a problem with a "friend", she never gives me much time

Today she said we'd go to Bluewater as "we haven't done that for ages" I was excited. Yday I got a txt saying we were going to the local shops as she had another friend coming round at 1

Am I right to feel miffed?

10/8/0911:08 PM

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