And now she's looking for shards of glass up its bum LOL

Merry Xmas

Santa has just left the North Pole!!!!!!!

Oh saint, is it terrible that I want to laugh?! I hope there's no glass up it's bum

LOL go on Sweet laugh - i don;t mind - it was quite comic

Mummy is flappin and lovin' it (deep down)

 

 

sweet your enthusiasm has kept me sane these last few days 

 

 

to all in the Christmas thread 

 

 

Happy to help mrs h, I'm delighted to be spreading christmas cheer! Erin merry christmas Saint, how's that turkey looking? Will the dog be getting any?

Where is he now Sweet?  Has he done this yet?

 

 

I'm watching Scrooge  - the one with Alistair Sim, I love that one.

LOL Sweet, mummy has worked wonders saving the turkey and the dog watched every part of her flapping!!

Just need to dress the table and i think we're done.

 

Item forgot - my veggie roast

Hahaha That reminds me when we did Christmas in the Dominican 10 years ago, Santa arrived on the beach on full outfit on a quad bike, the Dominican guy playing Santa had put either flour or talc on his face to white up, but due to the heat it had all coagulated on his face and all of the kids were terrified.   The nativity play on the beach on Christmas Eve was just hilariously brilliant.

I'm done, everything is prepared.  Everything that can be cooked is cooked.  Even the Santa sack is downstairs ready for the morning.  I'll be in bed in the next hour I feel like crap, like I'm getting the flu 

Awwwwwww Cinds

 

think positive ... You WILL be ok

Been a busy, busy bee .......M&S and Sainsbury's this morning - last of the presents wrapped, trifle half made, lemon tart and mini tarts made, two quiches made, cauliflower cheese made.

 

Finished off with Boeuf Bourginion (Sp), new potatoes, green beans ............and not a drop of alcohol has passed my lips.

 

Boys have been up now waiting for my girlie - Mr Woo is nipping out to see a mate. 

 

BUGGERED!

 

Hope every one of you has a great Christmas 

Merry Christmas Sweet and all FM's Hope you all have a lovely time.

Merry Christmas in here to all you busy, busy FM's 

 

And, if you feel like an alternative choice of lyrics next time you decide to sing The Twelve Days of Christmas, then here you go:

 

Have a lovely time!  

 

See you in the new year  x

Santas been

How many presents Tina

 

Merry Christmas everyone

5 kids jue lol

Just put Aimees out and mine looks about the same now and I only have 1

He's nearly here, he's nearly here!!!

can I have 2 more sleeps? I'm cooking lunch and then having a buffet in the afternoon and i'm sitting here drinking and chatting to you lot

Looks fabulous Tina ... enjoy xx

My kids won't sleep

 

The youngest went to sleep around 10pm and is up again now because he thought it was morning.  I have no idea whether or not he will sleep at all. I've seen him do this before and not sleep at all.

HO! HO! HO!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

 

 

OH YES, THAT WAS A JOLLY TIME!

Dibbs on the last pile!!!!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS ELLS!

Santa !!!

My youngest STILL isn't sleeping.  Looks like he's not going to sleep tonight so we'll have to get things done quietly and go to bed.

A friend rings us every christmas morning, shouting down the phone "has he been?! Has he been?! Check ya tree!!!!!" It's now a tradition and we love it. This mornings call came at 3.45am lol Merry christmas everyone hope he's been to yours x

Crumbs Ells, hope the little one got to sleep

Ells I've ended up after hrs of dibstep from the neighbours behind us on a giant 6ft cushion in my girls room with my son next to me, all four of us giggling about how grumpy daddy is!!! Oh all this after I slipped on a drain helping Santa and hurt my 'good' ankle!!! Merry Christmas lol

He's been here too! Merry Christmas to everyone xxx

Ho ho ho! Happy 0 sleeps to go!!!!

Jen I hope you're ankle is ok

Merry Christmas to you all from all of us! 

 

Just spoke to father cinds who informed me his cabbage is cooking nicely and he will put his roast spuds in in a few minutes. Yum soggy cabbage!

Merry Xmas everyone  Santa has been very good to us all and the wee did actually sleep (after 4am) and didn't get up til half 8

That's very similar to mine Ells. Sweet the ankle isn't great tbh, I've been hobbling around all day and its slightly swollen but I'll live lol Hope everyone is having a good time xxx

Put some ice on it and rest it elevated jen, I wonder if you've sprained it? I'm stuffed, and snoozy going to have a glass of sheridans