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No one's been like Gaston,
A king-pin like Gaston,
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston.
"As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!"
My what a guy, that Gaston!

No one hits like Gaston,
Matches wits like Gaston,
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston.
"I'm espcially good at expectorating!"
Ptoooie! Ten points for Gaston!

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs,
Every morning to help me get large,
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs,
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

No one shoots like Gaston,
Makes those beauts like Gaston,
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston,
"I use antlers in all of my decorating!"
My what a guy! Gaston!
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