this is Mildred
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
yeah.. you see that portion/freeze things sounds good, but when it's there for the picking.....
That's why I buy TWO legs: 1 for freezing, the other for...."oh dear, might as well finish it off now" 
Cosi going back to your original question,have you remembered the 3 question? or has all that sparkling water you drank today gone to your head .
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
this is Mildred
That's Jackson B.
Originally Posted by erinp:
Cosi going back to your original question,have you remembered the 3 question? or has all that sparkling water you drank today gone to your head .
*Goes back and re-reads original post*
Thinks very hard.
I've decided that there probably wasn't a 3rd point, erin 
LAMB CHOP
Originally Posted by Saint:
LAMB CHOP
It's a puppetttttttttttttttttttt.
With a woman's hand up its fillet.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Saint:
LAMB CHOP
It's a puppetttttttttttttttttttt.
With a woman's hand up its fillet.
yes, but is it male or female? (don't ask Joe - he won't know)
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Saint:
LAMB CHOP
It's a puppetttttttttttttttttttt.
With a woman's hand up its fillet.
yes, but is it male or female? (don't ask Joe - he won't know)
No beard ...deffo a guy .
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Saint:
LAMB CHOP
It's a puppetttttttttttttttttttt.
With a woman's hand up its fillet.
yes, but is it male or female? (don't ask Joe - he won't know)
Is this another bearded lady/bloke in a dress conundrum?
Wonder if Supes is eating goat and chips by now?
(And don't give me any I kid you not replies)
Originally Posted by erinp:
No beard ...deffo a guy .
Ha..! 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Saint:
LAMB CHOP
It's a puppetttttttttttttttttttt.
With a woman's hand up its fillet.
yes, but is it male or female? (don't ask Joe - he won't know)
Is this another bearded lady/bloke in a dress conundrum?
Wonder if Supes is eating goat and chips by now?
(And don't give me any I kid you not replies)
they don't call her super nanny for nowt...
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Saint:
LAMB CHOP
It's a puppetttttttttttttttttttt.
With a woman's hand up its fillet.
yes, but is it male or female? (don't ask Joe - he won't know)
Normally one would say 'with those eyelashes it must be a she' but after watching the Eurovision Song Contest last night, one cannot be so sure!
I'm outta here. Not even I would dare insult her though but.
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
they don't call her super nanny for nowt...
Can't get this out my head now .
Mary had a little lamb
It's face was white as snow
And every time that Mary came
The lamb was sure to know .
*I'll get my coat*
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
I'm outta here. Not even I would dare insult her though but.
You know she'd lynch you in Betty's if you dared
Originally Posted by erinp:
Can't get this out my head now .
Mary had a little lamb
It's face was white as snow
And every time that Mary came
The lamb was sure to know .
*I'll get my coat*
Ooooh, let's do a Mary thread; I know some utterly filthy ones 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Can't get this out my head now .
Mary had a little lamb
It's face was white as snow
And every time that Mary came
The lamb was sure to know .
*I'll get my coat*
Ooooh, let's do a Mary thread; I know some utterly filthy ones
You go first .
Originally Posted by erinp:
*I'll get my coat*
Is it a sheepskin? 
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Normally one would say 'with those eyelashes it must be a she' but after watching the Eurovision Song Contest last night, one cannot be so sure!
Its true lol 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by erinp:
*I'll get my coat*
Is it a sheepskin?
Touche
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Can't get this out my head now .
Mary had a little lamb
It's face was white as snow
And every time that Mary came
The lamb was sure to know .
*I'll get my coat*
Ooooh, let's do a Mary thread; I know some utterly filthy ones
Can't be having that....you know how prim and proper we all are here!
Originally Posted by erinp:
You go first .
I will - once you've nobbled all the Mods
Fluffs won't mind so long as you make sure all the spelling and punctuation is correct 
(She couldn't stop it grunting etc)
Of you ever find me in Betty's you may call me Meyer.
Of you ever find me in Betty's you may call me Meyer.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by erinp:
You go first .
I will - once you've nobbled all the Mods
If .......
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Fluffs won't mind so long as you make sure all the spelling and punctuation is correct
That's me ******
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Yeah, Mildred does look a bit sheepish there.
I'm so sorry!
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Fluffs won't mind so long as you make sure all the spelling and punctuation is correct
That's me ******
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
If .......
We won't mention it ^ .... but the tea and cakes are now on you
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Fluffs won't mind so long as you make sure all the spelling and punctuation is correct
That's me ******
A bit like Mary then!
I'm not spending that much! Perhaps a bowl of soup and small piece of bread for a tenner.
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Fluffs won't mind so long as you make sure all the spelling and punctuation is correct
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
If .......
Too many full stops - you're banned!
[Sorry I don't know any mucky rhymes] 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Fluffs won't mind so long as you make sure all the spelling and punctuation is correct
That's me ******
A bit like Mary then!
On that subject what do vegans use if they are allergic to latex,they can't use sheepskin condoms...guess their ******.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
I'm not spending that much! Perhaps a bowl of soup and small piece of bread for a tenner.
Those new corduroy trousers obviously don't fit; your hands can't reach your pockets, Joe,,! S'ok, I'll spring you for the bill - you can regale us with your Mary tales