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Originally Posted by MrsH:

Hotel Villa de Benedorm 

 

plenty of Cliff Richard choons and many others every afternoon -  local *coughcough*talent to keep you company   and booze till you drop - outta the hotel try the Red Barrel - everything you want decanted into wine bottles with a coded inventory of what your bottles contain 

I'm not doing it for ITV 2 MrsH  

FM
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:

Looks like I'm staying at home again this year.

I read the thread title, thought a bit, thought a bit more, I'm still thinking......It's the Cliff bit that is holding me up.....

Me too Syd ... I don't want you to think I'm not trying to help Velvet

 

(but Cliff??!!)

Rexi
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:

Looks like I'm staying at home again this year.

I read the thread title, thought a bit, thought a bit more, I'm still thinking......It's the Cliff bit that is holding me up.....

Me too Syd ... I don't want you to think I'm not trying to help Velvet

 

(but Cliff??!!)

I thought Syd was alluding to Canford Cliffs  

 

I couldn't get out there fast enuff.

FM

I wonder how a Cliff Richard fetish manifests itself.  Getting embarrassing trouser bulges in the WH Smith's calendar section?  Hiding Cliff records under the bed.  The urge to be constantly wired for sound and getting off on wearing roller skates?  Getting turned on by people talking about Jesus?  Asking your girlfriend to dress up as a doll and if you can lock her up in a trunk just in case a big hunk tries to steal her away from you?

Carnelian

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