Now, I am normally sitting at home, watching my telly thinking WTF have they got subtitles on for? I can understand what's being said and can keep-up easily?

I notice that the sub-titles are normally on the shows where the 'brown-folk' feature

And then we have Charlie.

I fooking SWEAR that I could barely understand a single iota of what the hell he was saying on this evening's HLs and it only gets worse on the LF which I am currently viewing.

Now, I'm a bolshie witch, and I don't really care what your rebuttals sound like.

I just keep it real, and trust me - Charlie is mostly unintelligeable to anyone other than a Geordie.

Is it really any wonder why him and Rodrigo have so many misunderstandings?

If you think that I'm wrong, then the question you need to answer is:

'Why is Simon Cowell spending mega-dosh to get Cheryl Cole elocution lessons?'

I find myself totally disengaging, because I cannot understand WTF he's saying.

There, I've said it!