i used to believe that everyone was as they were, that adults  would always be the adults and i would always be a child.had absolutely no concept of years passing or things changing...

My Mum told me if I kept sitting too close to the fire my bones might melt. I believed her. Turned out, she just wanted to hog the fire

Did you move the dishes first marcus?

I believed that I was a fox that could swim round u bends.

My father said that my bone marrow would melt (sic) He believes all sorts of crap like that. Having said that he's made it to 85 on a diet of sausage rolls, biskwits, toffees  etc. So mebbees my fruit and veg theory is wrong.

I do have square eyes, so I know that was true.

I was told if I was naughty I would go to hell and the devil would stick a red hot poker up me bum....

My nan used to say if I kept pulling faces, the wind would change and my face would be stuck like that forever ~ on the other hand she could be right!

I like your Dad

Don't sit on a hot radiator because you'd get piles...and don't sit on a cold step because you'd get piles there too.....my mother was obsessed with them

We were told it was cistitis...and that was by the dinner ladies at school too

I used to believe a troll lived under the old wooden bridge that is at the top of the little town town I live.

My Mum told me that if i poked my finger in my belly button I'd completely unravel!!! I had horrible nightmares about her finding me all unravelled in my bed

I used to believe that all my toys came alive at night and played games together. Probably due to reading too much Enid Blyton

Hi, Devil

you know when it's cold and you breathe and you can see it??...i used to think if i farted in cold weather people would see that too.......

i also ate tons of reddy brek cos i wanted to walk to school with an orange glow around me............

Oh God  - loads
A cat can kill a baby if it laps milk off the babies lips
Going out in the cold for a long time will cause arthritis wen ya older
Sleeping makes you grow
Rats will jump up and bite your neck
If we stood on a drain cover we wud catch germs (lurgie) and be kissed by a famous/hideous girl called LInda
Picking your nose wud make it turn into a pigs nose

that thunder was the sound of the clouds bumping into each other...

despite doing all about the water cycle at school.... I forgot about it in terms of the thunder thing... and went on believing it way way too long!

They were a font of evil 'knowledge' at my school too

That would be a first with that stuff going in your mouth rather than coming out.

San.. Great to see you,

oh that didn't take long

When I was 15 ( I say that again 15), I believed I could get pregnant kissing a boy. Well, I got kissed, had a sleepless night followed by a question from my best friend in the morning (are you pregnant now?). There followed another 3 months of sleepless nights and lots of praying. When I didn't expand, I relaxed - eventually.

Awww cologne...that's quite cute...

PS. My mother told me that chewing gum was made of cat's gut to put me off. It never put me off, but I still believe it.

Hi DID, it's true. I was going on holiday with the Catholic Youth Organisation half way through that ordeal and it was all spoiled by my anxieties. (never mind the cat I adopted and took into my room pooing all over the bed and getting me into more trouble).

Cologne..you`re back! Yahooo!! 

You should have had it's guts for garters chewing gum!

Willkommen zurück.

 I've done a blog.

 Hi blizzie, thank you and

Welcome back Cologne

What a turd....

Can I just say that blizzie is by far the funniest and most logical person I have ever posted alongside anywhere on the internet, so please everyone can you just take my comment in the jokey way it was meant, hence the wink smiley.

Hi yogi

I was thinking about you only yesterday, it's good to have you back.

I never saw it. I`ll have a look in a bit. It`s so good to have you back