Ella, my hubby says best form of defence is attack. So, if the kids start teasing him, he's to threaten to wee in their pencil cases!

^^^^should say Ells and not Ella.

Aww bless him Ells, they sound ridiculous, does he have a PE kit at school? (ours make you leave it there all week) If so they should have taken something from that for him until you got there, they must have known they were opening him up to mean comments

 He was quite crude and said I'll just say yous are lucky I didn't shit myself  I think he's taking the joking thing a bit too far.

That's the spirit, Master Ells

They used to keep them in school but he's P3 now so they think they're old enough to remember to bring in kits on certain days.  I agree they must have known it would open him up to comments (he looked ridiculous) but I know it wasn't the teachers fault that he did it, she was busy with others and didn't see him raise his hand.  

 

Hopefully it won't be too bad for him tomorrow and they will move on to something else.  Or else I will have to go nip them all

Bless him  Sounds like a great little guy  Love his humour.

He is Sooz

I've got (and had) a windy pain all day and night, in an odd spot. I want to be rid of it  

Like you need a good burp or fart? Sit up straight then move your upper body like you're doing the worm, drop your shoulders forward then jolt them back and if all else fails then do a couple of toe touches and make sure no-one is standing behind you.

LOL! It's like I need a good burp. I've been having small ones through the day that released it a bit but still not too good. 

 

It's odd to describe the spot where it is. It seems to be below my shoulder, just above where my boob (what there is) starts 

Noooo that would be a brilliant response.

Sprouty I get a trapped wind pain there too.  I make Mr Cinds burp me, it's even got to a jokey point that he holds my chin in his hands while he does it.

 

 

Although I am still waiting for him to attempt this one 

 

ION, I am attempting to make my first easter egg 

LMAO Cinds!  Who can I get to do that to me?     

Will a brandy and lemonade help do you think? They say brandy is mediconal (sp)  

Yeah just make sure the lemonade is really fizzy.

 

As for who can you get to do that for you, we're not too far away I can lend you Mr C for a burping session, but only if I can watch 

That first picture of a baby makes me go all gooey 

Get a grip girl! 

I can't help it!!  I want one

But it's not just for Christmas 

I know.  Maybe I'll get one of those dolls instead....that way it would be a cute baby who doesn't talk back foreverrrrrrr.

 

 

Aye, I might be crazy.

LOL!  

Hahahahahaha don't get me started on those dolls.  I was in Mothercare the other day buying a gift for my niece, and Mr C came in so we could look at prams for his daughter.  

 

Anyway, there were some gorgeous wicker rocker moses baskets and I was all gooey eyed at them, he said "oh my god I'm going to come back from my sky diving week to find the spare room all decorated as a nursery with one of those dolls in it, aren't I?" 

 That would be a whole other level of crazy Cinds!

 

Send him a picture text before he gets in of a nursery and say you're just preparing him for when he gets home and that you can't wait for him to meet the now doll.

Horsemeat in Tesco burgers!  Not what I'd willingly want to eat.

If they can get horse meat into everyday food at big chain stores like tesco etc I'm more concerned at what else could be going on!. i always thought food hygiene etc was very stringent nowadays, especially for the bigger retailers, obviously I was wrong.

Gives you a galloping start to the day even if you may get the trots later 

I'm more bothered that it's going on in food processing plants, how do you accidentally put horse meat in to something?

*makes a note*

Look what I got delivered today.  It's brilliant, can't wait to go home and phone everyone I know, well ok not everyone I know, but everyone I like.  So that's just one phone call 

 

Ooh a trim phone ..........I remember getting one of those years ago .........I felt so sophisticated and 'modern'

 

I love the ring tone on them.

Our first ever phone was a trim phone soozy.  The ringtone is fabulous and I love that it has a proper dial on it too.  AND I just know I will answer it like Rosemary off Hong Kong Phooey 'Hello hello'

Been listening to the usual baffled suspects debating the subject.

I couldn't see the fuss until they said that everything had been withdrawn. We all have our own views on eating meat but one thing I dislike is waste. I can't bear the idea of good food being destroyed. 

I know.....why was there horse meat there in the first place?  We don't eat that (knowingly)

Ells it's something to do with the 'fillers' they add to foods, it came from France.

 

I can't understand why they have withdrawn it altogether, it's not like it's going to poison anyone, why not just relabel and let people make their own choices.

I remember, as a kid, people always saying corned beef was made from horses ass  I loved it.