BTW Jen I noticed you ignored my twitter response about being quick to view my picture of the husband stroking my hairy growler! 
Hahahahha it's much more innocent than it sounds. Here's the pic.
Phew!
I've been out. Too many drinks, too much dancing.
I'm gony be dying in the morning afternoon
*whispers*
Is Ells not up yet.... 
I just switched my alarm on for tomorrow morning. 
I just switched my alarm on for tomorrow morning.
You're off to bed already?!
I just switched my alarm on for tomorrow morning.
You're off to bed already?!
hahaha.. no, but it's not the first time I've forgotten to put it back on on a Sunday night - I usually do it when I wake up on a Sunday now.
*whispers*
Is Ells not up yet....
I'm alive and well!
Luckily no hangover. Yet.
*whispers*
Is Ells not up yet....
I'm alive and well!
Luckily no hangover. Yet.
Yay! Still drunk then...? 
Sadly, no!
Starving though and the OH is ignoring my hints to feed me.
I just switched my alarm on for tomorrow morning.
Ooow thanx for the reminder Kaffy!
Hurts, doesn't it?
I just switched my alarm on for tomorrow morning.
Ooow thanx for the reminder Kaffy!
Hurts, doesn't it?
It does when you cant find your phone and know you wont remember later when you find it!
Have no idea whatsoever why this song is in my head .......anyone remember it?
Call Me Dave sabre rattling over the Falklands. Again!
Is it not the height of hypocrisy to keep the company of self serving, greedy b*****ds who don't do their patriotic duty of paying their taxes while expecting others to make the ultimate sacrifice and lay down their lives in the country's interest?
Camoron should tell Gideon, Beecroft and Green to pay their ******* taxes in this country before expecting others to be maimed and killed for the state.
Strictly Come Dancing champion Flavia Cacace is to marry her former dance partner, the actor Jimi Mistry.
Miss Cacace, 33, who won the series with Olympian Louis Smith last month, has been dating East Is East star Mistry for two years after they met on the BBC dance series in 2010.
She made the announcement on Twitter yesterday.
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Awwwwww that's nice - I like them both.
Cameron could have ignored it, as so much hot air, which it is. It still, never the less, begs the question of what moral right Cameron and his tax avoiding cronies have to expect the plebs to sacrifice their lives for a state where the rich abdicate their patriotic duty to pay taxes.
Awwwwww that's nice - I like them both.
Me too. Congratulations to them.
Slimming World update.
First weigh in after Christmas - I STAYED THE SAME!!!
TBH - I'm chasing that elusive one pound to reach a two stone weight loss but - after the festive season I suppose maintaining as opposed to gaining can't be bad.
Soozy it will be gone by next week.
Did anyone happen to see Africa (David Attenbrough)? I didn't realise giraffe fights could be so viscous
Soozy it will be gone by next week.
I'm upping the ante now - running machine coming downstairs today - it's time to add on a bit of exercise now I'm seemingly at a plateau. I need a boost.
Did anyone happen to see Africa (David Attenbrough)? I didn't realise giraffe fights could be so viscous
I know I was shocked - they seem such gentle animals.
I wish I could post pics and vids on here. My son got a Giraffe onesie for Christmas - his partner filmed him lolloping (?) not sure if that's the right word - around my lounge on Christmas night pretending to eat the Christmas tree - chewing up my Christmas bouquet and spitting it out, fluttering his eyelashes .........................hysterical - he was very tiddly obviously but I was stone cold sober and couldn't move for laughing.
It seems Taylor Swift will soon be penning yet more heartfelt ballads about her lovelife.
The Red singer has ended her month-long fling with One Direction heartthrob Harry Styles after an angry row during their New Year's vacation.
A source told MailOnline exclusively: 'Yes I can confirm they have split up.
'They were on holiday and had an almighty row. They are two young stars at the top of their game so who knows what will happen in the future.'
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Like the thought we bought them as a couple .
I've started planning what I will be making for my F & F for Easter, so have been looking for chocolate bunny moulds. I found this one but think it might actually scare the children.
There are more than 30million smartphones in the UK and 60 per cent of mobiles are now smart, according to communications regulator Ofcom - but most of us barely dip into their potential functions.
1. Match paint colours
Want to paint your walls the same colour as your duvet â or replicate a colour youâve seen somewhere else in your own home?
Well, ditch the Dulux catalogue and download the paint manufacturerâs free Letâs Colour Studio app on your iPhone instead.
All you then do is take a photo and let the app find the colour for you.
For ÂĢ1, you can order a tester sample to make sure paint shade is just right.
2. Use your phone as a spirit level
Want to make sure the shelves you put up arenât sloping?
Donât rummage around your toolbox â grab your phone.
The free iHandy level app, available on iPhone and Android, is even better.
Just place your handset on the item you want straight and it works in the same way as a traditional spirit level, using the phone's accelerometer.
However, it also measures the degrees precisely so you can get it bang on zero easily.
3. Start your car
Fed up of going out on cold mornings and having to shiver as you drive off to work?
Well, download the Viper Smart App - on either an iPhone, Android or BlackBerry â and you wonât have to.
You'll need to have attached a Viper SmartStart system to your car's electronics, but the free app lets users unlock the car and turn the ignition remotely.
The app and SmartStart system also lets you track the vehicleâs movements â handy if you have teenage children borrowing your car.
4. Measure things
Donât have a tape measure big enough to measure buildings?
No problem â get yourself the ÂĢ3.99 Dot Measure Pro app for iPhone or the less- effective-but-free Smart Measure Pro app for Android â and your handset will do it for you.
All you have to do is point your camera lens at what you want to measure and, using trigonometry, it will calculate how tall and wide it is â and far away you are from it.
5. Design your dream room
Want to rearrange your furniture are worried to risk doing it in case it wonât fit?
Well, using the ÂĢ1.99 Mark On Call iPhone app, you can expertly plan how you want your room to look and the technology will do the maths for you.
The app 'measures' furniture, then 'fits' it into a space - no more lifting and shifting in vain
6. Picture your dream home
Following on from Mark On Call, iPhone owners may want to visualise what the room space they have planned might look like.
To help them, the uDecore app creates an augmented reality image of how the chairs, tables and other furniture items might appear.
7. Monitor your heart
Want to know how much your heart races after an encounter with your fire-breathing boss? Thereâs an app for that.
Azumioâs free Instant Heart rate app - available on iPhone, Android and Windows Phone â is so good it has won awards.
All you have to do is touch your phone screen for a few seconds and it will tell you how many beats per minute your heart is clocking.
It will also let you know where this fits in compared with your and everyone elseâs average.
8. Change TV channels
Fed up of losing the remote? Now you can install it on your phone instead.
ThinkFlood's ÂĢ44.99 RedEye Mini dongle lets you change channels using your iPhone.
Just plug it in, download the software and then point at any TVand click to your heartâs content
The firm promises that an Android-compatible device is coming soon.
9. Turn lights on â and change their colour
Turning on light switches from your wall too much effort?
Then do it using your phone. All you need are three Phillips Hue bulbs for an admittedly massive ÂĢ179.99 and either an Android or iPhone.
Then you can turns the lights on or off and â this is its party trick â change the colour emitted from the clever LED lighting.
10. Record TV shows
Forgor to set your Sky+ box to record a show?
Donât worry â just download the satelite broadcasterâs free Mobile Record app and record and record it remotely from wherever you are in the world.
Joe I think it's always the same when waiting for a BP test and then you stress even more knowing that its going to be high, result even higher BP.
I've started planning what I will be making for my F & F for Easter, so have been looking for chocolate bunny moulds. I found this one but think it might actually scare the children.
And there's nothing wrong with scaring the children now and then
And there's nothing wrong with scaring the children now and then
I know!
When we had the Grandboy stay with us over the holidays, my niece said what will you do if he's naughty? I said 'I'll just let the dogs in the room'!
Blood pressure readings are a dark art.
Talking of salty curries, did you listen to Jeremy Vine yesterday when they were eating the worlds hottest curry? The list if ingredients included 1 tablespoon of salt 
Looking forward to the next segment on JV discussing Piers Morgan & Alex Jones.
Anyone know if the Masoods are leaving Eastenders? just caught the end of the lottery show on Saturday and im sure the woman that plays Zainab was talking about her leaving do
Looking forward to the next segment on JV discussing Piers Morgan & Alex Jones.
We had to go out half way through but what we heard was very entertaining.
