I bet he brings YOU a gift.... smarmy over familiar blokes like that usually do stuff like that at any given opportunity

Cinds, glue a rice krispie to your lip, paint it red and go in for a full-on smacker with that client ! 

erin!  Gilbert O'Sullivan just looks like he's melted  

If he does, I can make a nice (very safe distance) phone call to thank him 

Leo Sayer!! 

 Now there's a bit of advice I'd never have expected in a million years.

Right I'm out of here, will be back once the coast is clear 

It was called Voice of Germany, I assume that it was another version of X Factor. He  sang with Robbie Williams and Emile Sande in the final, and my German chums are annoyed.

Neither of us are VIP Cinds and there is a comment you made earlier that I would love to discuss in private.

Cinds and Joe sitting in a tree .........  K-I-S-S-I-N-Gee

Holy crap!!

Australian mum finds SEVEN deadly vipers in her three-year-old son's wardrobe where he had put some eggs he'd found in the garden.

You can add me on twitter if you like, as long as we can discuss it in sentences containing 140 characters or less

My worst nightmare 

Oh crap i only just noticed it was a 3yr old son too, that could have gone SO badly wrong!

ion news i got my house pretty much all cleaned today (and yesterday) Just got to hoover which wont happen til after dinner time... no point in doing it earlier And then it's get dolled up and eff off out!

Not that sort of private discussion you one track mindmeister.

Shoppers.  I'm looking for new bedding, and I've seen this but can't find it in the size I want (super kingsize).  Your mission should you wish to accept it, is to help me find it in that size.

I want to go out  

Town is probably mental though so I'll wai til after New Year.

Can anyone see that picture?

I'm sitting hiding behind my screen giggling like a school girl because Mr C is talking to a customer and said 'I have 2 really big wet ones' 

nope

Cinds, I'd help but I can't see the pic.

Dammit, I'll try again.

I can see me buying a kingsize quilt at this rate.

Cinds is there a link to that one? 

(JUST TO SEE THE DESCRIPTION/ SEE IF THERE'S A NAME FOR IT? ) WOOPSshouty .. sorry  

s'ok, tracked one down .. no supersize yet though !

It's described as the 'Polynesia back, white fuschia pink reversible percale duvet cover'.  I've googled, but can only find kingsize or double. BOO

yeah.. maybe contact the stockist and see if they'll be getting them back ?  The seller I found is called Just Contempo

naaah, no joy, sorry!  

It'll be one of those where you eventually give up and buy something else and then see it everywhere.

These pictures of  fellow old rockers reveal, the years have not always been kind to the pop  pin-ups of the Sixties and Seventies.

 

 

Bad case of the blues: Has life turned sour for Cream's  Eric Clapton?

 

 

 

 

 

Don't stand so close: Police man Sting looks ready for a  tantric tantrum

 

 

 

Mersey-beaten: Pacemaker Gerry Marsden isn't setting the  pace now

 

 

 

My degeneration: Could the Who's Pete Townshend still  smash a guitar?

 

 

 

A crone again, naturally: Gilbert O'Sullivan's Irish  eyes aren't smiling

 

 

 

The man who fell to Earth: Starman David Bowie's Golden  Years are behind him

 

 

 

You can't hurry love: And Phil Collins proves you can't  slow the ageing process

 

 

 

Bohemian tragedy: Let's hope Queen guitarist Brian May  isn't going Radio Ga Ga

 

 

 

Kinky wrinkly: Ray Davies looks ready for the Waterloo  Sunset Retirement Home

 

 

 

You make me feel like gurning: Is Leo Sayer Moonlighting  as Widow Twankey?

 

 

 

Blame it on the boogie: For Francis Rossi of Status Quo,  it's all been Down Down

 

 

 

Elderly gent seeks uptown girl: Billy Joel, we loved you  just the way you were

 

 

 

Could it be forever? Sadly, David Cassidy proves that  even heart-throbs get old

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I reckon David Bowie will still like mighty fine under that lot and I quite fancy Billy Joel as he is now.    Luckily my taste is keeping up with their decline. 

*hot from twitter*

supermarket scam

Clapton  

Before we all get carried away with the festivities, here's a warning for you all.

Chocolate can cause you to have small feet

Oh Dear God! ^^^^^

Put one more in there and you might have me & my sisters (if we were obese) Sadly, I'd have to be the blonde 

You should worry - I'm a brunette! 

The Red head is like twiggy compared to the other three.