Forgot to post earlier Slimming world up date - one pound weight loss .............torturous isn't it? One pound to go for 2 stone .............it's turning into an epic

Don't ......shhhhhhhhhhhhh- it's all round the kids school - I think we'll be lucky to escape TBH.

I worry for my mum - last year it was Christmas with Chicken Pox - hope we're not in quarantine this Christmas.

things that could be worded better

Is this a free 30 page photo album? Or a free 30 page album of the photos taken? Worth checking Ells

Never mind Christmas cards, this week I have received 2 wedding invitations, both for the back end of 2014........2014?  Never in a million years could I have seen myself organising my wedding 2 years in advance.

We were about the same, decided first week in the New Year, married 29th Feb.

ETA and I wasn't even pregnant or anything.

30 page album of the photos taken lol.  She mostly only does wedding shoots so doesn't have an indoor studio  I'd rather get them done indoors than out.  Her work is lovely though, I've been going through her photos and the comments on her site are all great.

Sky TV people are just a pile of balls.

They didn't respond to emails then when I get all ratty and send them one telling them they haven't bothered responding they send me another email saying they HAVE emailed me.  Liars.

found a bottle of champagne

im drinking it

i'll be twatted ina bit

i love you (i'll say it now, cos i probably will try to in a bit)

yeah! boozy soozy!

im trotting off to bed and netflix

spiderman from 1981

excellent

I swear I'm on the verge of violence with my OH's snoring.  Awake since 6:45 coz he gets up to blow his nose (whyyyy????) and makes a racket then gets into bed and snores like a warthog.

I hate mornings as it is 

As I was leaving the house this morning I saw my neighbour delivering Christmas cards, using the car!  Yes actually driving from one house to the next in the street delivering the cards 

"I've got a large one so it won't fit, so I'll need to get a small one"  is one half of a telephone conversation I've just heard.

It gets better Jen, they were actually talking about ballcocks *stifles childish giggle*

Pahhahahahhh!!!! !!! 

Cinds! I was drinking coffee when i just read this

If only they all had that problem!

*dreams*

You dreaming about big ballcocks? 

This made me Lol on FB

Don't we all? 

I'm having a bit of a twitter spat with a woman that feels she needs to defend the actions of Dr Derek Keilloh.  My guess is the woman is his wife, mother, or shagging her.

How could he fail to see Mr Mousa's 93 injuries.

I know!  But some woman is going at me because I tweeted this "Dr Derek Keilloh you ought to be ashamed of yourself, you took the Hippocratic oath NOT a hypocritical oath."

Even better the mental bitch is now following me 

As if my OH wasn't nice enough to me this morning by snoring as loudly as he could in my ear hole, he has now decided to have my FAVOURITE take away place on my fasting day.  He already ruined my supposed fasting day yesterday with pizza but I will not give in.

I bet he even asks me to put it on the fecking plate for him 

I shouldn't but

I wasn't even aware there was a German singing competition.

My flippin window cleaner couldn't be any more obvious about hoping for Christmas tips.  He hasn't been near my house to clean the windows for months, low and behold he turned up last week and cleaned them, but has he been back for his money yet, NO, I bet he turns up over the weekend. 

Next, cheeky bitch that works on reception for one of our customers actually had the audacity to ring Mr C yesterday and ask if we would be sending her flowers and champagne for Christmas as their last supplier did that. Tough luck, if I send her anything it will be a bathing set as she's one of those people that looks like they need a good wash.

Finally, the customer who I have mentioned that comes in to the office and has took to kissing me (the last time very obviously aiming for the lips) is coming in today at around 1pm.  Guess who's going to Dobbies between 12.30 and 2pm today? 

Rant over.

Merry Christmas everyone.

These pictures of  fellow old rockers reveal, the years have not always been kind to the pop  pin-ups of the Sixties and Seventies.

 

Bad case of the blues: Has life turned sour for Cream's  Eric Clapton?

 

 

 

Don't stand so close: Police man Sting looks ready for a  tantric tantrum

 

Mersey-beaten: Pacemaker Gerry Marsden isn't setting the  pace now

 

My degeneration: Could the Who's Pete Townshend still  smash a guitar?

 

A crone again, naturally: Gilbert O'Sullivan's Irish  eyes aren't smiling

 

The man who fell to Earth: Starman David Bowie's Golden  Years are behind him

 

You can't hurry love: And Phil Collins proves you can't  slow the ageing process

 

Bohemian tragedy: Let's hope Queen guitarist Brian May  isn't going Radio Ga Ga

 

Kinky wrinkly: Ray Davies looks ready for the Waterloo  Sunset Retirement Home

 

You make me feel like gurning: Is Leo Sayer Moonlighting  as Widow Twankey?

 

Blame it on the boogie: For Francis Rossi of Status Quo,  it's all been Down Down

 

Elderly gent seeks uptown girl: Billy Joel, we loved you  just the way you were

 

Could it be forever? Sadly, David Cassidy proves that  even heart-throbs get old

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Erin, I would never have recognised the younger picture of Eric Clapton.