Hmm....jury's out on which is actually more off-putting! 
Ah! A guess the FM competition.
Let me have a think..........
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
I love samphire and I think I prefer it lightly blanched but served like a salad leaf.
OK, whoever you are, please stop.....
...it's enough to put me off my Jamie's 15 minute dinners
Seriously.... it looks like someone dropped it on the way out the kitchen and just scraped it back on the board....
Don't tell anyone, but Mr Cinds has definitely had dinner served to him in that way before 
With reference to the mature dating site, have they merged it with the 'meet local slags' site?
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Ah! A guess the FM competition. Let me have a think..........
*Whispers* My hairs not that long
Originally Posted by Cinds:
I bought some last week Cagney, put it in the bin yesterday
Hows the little one settling in?
I swear he's no much bigger than my foot but man does he think he's boss. He took my cats bed. She let him too. She sits cleaning him and even slept beside him last night. She looooovvves him He does get a batter about the head from her every now and again though. I have 5 kids and he's made more mess than the lot of them put together. He does the cutest little run I've ever seen. His legs are so wee they can't keep up with his brain. He's too little to jump up anywhere so my cat does get some peace. He can't get up the stairs so she sleeps on my bed for a few hours then comes down and plays with him.
I'm on my PC now and they seem to think I want to buy a car. I'd rather be associated with the distinguished, dignified, and delightful young thing ^^^^ than waste my hard earned cash on a Hyundai.
TELLY STAR RAPED BY HOTEL PORTER
A HOTEL worker has been charged with the rape of a reality TV star.
Police said the woman was attacked in London during the early hours.
Hotel porter John Soby, 24, is alleged to have assaulted the woman as she slept. She awoke to find a man on top of her having sex during the incident last month.
Indian-born Soby was arrested hours later by detectives working for Scotland Yardâs Sapphire sex crimes command.
He was taken to a police station where he had his DNA, mugshot and fingerprints taken before being interviewed at length. Specially-trained detectives took a video statement from the woman at a ârape suiteâ at a Central London police station.
Foreign student Soby, who lives in the capital, works part-time at a hotel as an agency porter. He was charged with rape and appeared at Westminster Magistratesâ Court on Saturday.
He was remanded in custody to appear at Southwark Crown Court on January 15.
A Scotland Yard spokesman said: âJohn Soby appeared at Westminster Magistrates Court on Saturday charged with the rape of a woman.â
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/ho...r.html#ixzz2B5VMseNl
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
Poor woman that sound's terrifying! I'm so pleased they haven't given her name and i really hope no one leaks it either
Rumour mill has started
just went to pick OH from pub as she cant walk because she hurt her leg doing silly gangnam dancey thing
anyway
i parked in a dark corner, went to pub, said i was outside, went back to car,didnt know a drain was by drivers side, put foot in drain,fell, got back of my jeans caught on my boot, jeans came down,i couldnt get foot out of the drain,i got wedged between car and wall with my jeans down, i was commando..and i cut my nose, knee and hand
ive come home
Hahahahahahaha I'm so sorry Pirate but that's just too funny!
ROFL, that's the funniest thing I've read for ages, Pirate.
Hope you aren't too badly hurt.
Awww Pirate
In other news.................*Jumps up and down and screeches*
We managed to get our tickets today for Bon Jovi next year 
im fine
OH pissed herself laughing
but at least i was sober when i went arse over lol
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
im fine
OH pissed herself laughing
but at least i was sober when i went arse over lol
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
just went to pick OH from pub as she cant walk because she hurt her leg doing silly gangnam dancey thing
anyway
i parked in a dark corner, went to pub, said i was outside, went back to car,didnt know a drain was by drivers side, put foot in drain,fell, got back of my jeans caught on my boot, jeans came down,i couldnt get foot out of the drain,i got wedged between car and wall with my jeans down, i was commando..and i cut my nose, knee and hand
ive come home
Originally Posted by Sprout:
In other news.................*Jumps up and down and screeches*
We managed to get our tickets today for Bon Jovi next year
Lucky Sprout! 
Originally Posted by Sprout:
In other news.................*Jumps up and down and screeches*
We managed to get our tickets today for Bon Jovi next year
Whoop whoop
Tell all, where? when? who are you going with?
news just in
my greyhound is scared fireworks
shaking like a b*tch, puts himself under my pc desk
loud firework went off, he must have wee'd himself a bit
i thought it best to leave him 'til he calms down
10mins later he stands up with rizzla's that id dropped on the floor totally attached to his *thing*
i ripped them off
he yelped and ran away
im now going to put headphones on and wish this night away
awwww pirate
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
In other news.................*Jumps up and down and screeches*
We managed to get our tickets today for Bon Jovi next year
Whoop whoop
Tell all, where? when? who are you going with?
June 13th I think it is. Stadium of Shi Light. One of the girls from work and her friend's mam 
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
news just in
my greyhound is scared fireworks
shaking like a b*tch, puts himself under my pc desk
loud firework went off, he must have wee'd himself a bit
i thought it best to leave him 'til he calms down
10mins later he stands up with rizzla's that id dropped on the floor totally attached to his *thing*
i ripped them off
he yelped and ran away
You're not having the best of days and nights are you
Originally Posted by Sprout:
June 13th I think it is. Stadium of Shi Light. One of the girls from work and her friend's mam
OMG ... you are going to be beside yourself
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
June 13th I think it is. Stadium of Shi Light. One of the girls from work and her friend's mam
OMG ... you are going to be beside yourself
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
news just in
my greyhound is scared fireworks
shaking like a b*tch, puts himself under my pc desk
loud firework went off, he must have wee'd himself a bit
i thought it best to leave him 'til he calms down
10mins later he stands up with rizzla's that id dropped on the floor totally attached to his *thing*
i ripped them off
he yelped and ran away
No wonder he ran away!
Hope the rest of the night is better for you, Pirate, and your poor greyhound.
Did anyone record it? Could have been worth ÂĢ250.
It's ruddy baltic out there!!! Brrrrrr
I'm going out tonight and now I'm sorry I said yes....I'm gonna be froze!!
Wrap up warm Ells.
Mr C has been to the shop and came back with 8 packs of 6 dove soaps. What was he thinking that's far too much to last us until the end of the world in 48 days
I changed my mind. It's way too cold out there so staying in it is
Originally Posted by moonie:
the world is gonna end in 48 days time?
nah
mayans never accounted for leap years
we shoulda gone about 8months ago
i think we're safe
dog is having a nervous breakdown cos of bloody fireworks
but ive moved the rizzla
and
im avoiding drains
Originally Posted by pirate1111:
dog is having a nervous breakdown cos of bloody fireworks
but ive moved the rizzla
and
im avoiding drains
for the dog, and @ the rizzla and drains comments.
Cats lovers will love this
Aww raging now that I didn't go out 
My family (cousins etc) are all in the bar I was supposed to be going to tonight so it would have been great fun meeting up with all of them.
But, at least I'm warm, dry and don't need a taxi later (coz I'm nearing the 'drunk' stage already and I'm only on my 3rd glass!)
