isn't it?  Only one thing worse than a severed head.. and it's a singing severed head....

Look away Kaffy

I've just been told off by my teenage girls. I agreed they could have friends over. They put on Chris Brown "Don't wake me up". I never bothered them coz I was in a different room (with glass between us) and they've been blasting it for about 2 hours. One wee one (not so wee at 14) came and asked me why I wasn't joining them dancing to it. I think I burst her wee bubble when I went into a rant about domestic abuse. I'm bad eh? They like me again though coz I put on Example "changed the way you kissed me".

I ate nachos that were laced with jalapeños and then rubbed my eyes

Arrrgh that sounds painful.

Thats scary  So glad your son is safe.

Since we spoke about your sleep I keep getting this ad

I know I've watched it Joe, but I can't really remember it.  One I watched recently which I really enjoyed was The Help.

Mr C has found a local deli that delivers a fully cooked roast dinner to the door for £5.95 per dinner, that includes dessert as well.  It looks and smells lovely.  I however, am nibbling away on some lovely lettuce 

Cinds surely the 8lbs you lost already is all you had to lose?  You don't look as though you had anything to lose in your pic.

I'm ordering dinner today aswell (shocking....I eat take away much too often) but seeing as the kids have decided they don't want to go to grannys anymore on a Sunday we will have to start doing a proper sunday roast from now on.  But today we're opting for Sunday dinner from the bistro place.  They do amazing mashed potatoes and my eldest loves the veg from there too.

It's a fab idea.  Sunday lunch delivered to the house.  Only had that before when I have sent Mr C to my mothers house with a plate for me. 

Ells, I want to lose at least a stone.

A plated meal?  Isn't it the law that one must consume chicken soup when feeling under the weather. 

I used to live in the next street from my Mum when my eldest was young.  I'd see my Da marching up the street with 2 plates and think yippee no cooking for me today.  My OH never got any coz he was too picky so he'd have ended up having to cook for himself.

Even now that we live a bit farther away my Ma will still phone and tell my OH to come collect some stew for the eldest coz it's his fav.

You hope.

I was going to go and see Sally Morgan when she comes to Edinburgh but I listened to this

Just popping in to show some appreciation for Cinds' avatar  

It's very em..... different

Buuuuuuuuuuuurp!!

I'm stuffed now.  I got stuffed chicken wrapped in bacon with mash potatoes.  They asked what sauce I wanted so I opted for chorizo sauce as it's usually lovely everywhere else but not from this place   The worst thing was it was in the tub with the spuds and chicken so I had to eat it.

Next time I'll know to opt for pepper sauce.

Not a bad wee feed for £4.50

  Best avi on here.

Glad you like it 

Am I a horrible mother?  I'm making the boy do past maths exam papers, one a day over the half term.  Surprisingly, he's not moaning about it either.

Cinds, when my boy was doing his GCSEs he went round to a friend's for tea and the friend's father made them do a past maths paper before they were allowed to eat. My boy complained like mad.

His friend got an A* ... my boy didn't!

I'm not expecting an A*, a pass is what I would like for him.  I was just thankful he didn't roll his eyes and give me attitude.  He just sat down and got on with it.  

Slimming World update - one pound weight loss this week - soooooo slow - never mind it's going the right way.

1lb off is better than 1lb on Soozy.  Keep going, you're doing great.

I am truly alarmed at what I have just seen on Twitter.  So Claudia Winkleman is sitting in for Ken Bruce on Radio 2 this week.  She was talking about Halloween, so I tweeted her one of Mr Cinds pumpkin carvings, which she retweeted.  Brilliant!

However, it gained me a few new followers, one of which had a rather interesting user name.  When I looked at their profile, they had tweeted some very rather intimate photographs of their nether regions along side some lovely pictures of their baby girl   

Cinds takes all sorts eh? lmao

I'm utterly gobsmacked.  I know it's up to them what they do with their internet, but surely you would want to keep that sort of thing separate.

Ah i've found who you meant i think (dont know for sure as i dont really wanna see those pics!)

Jen just the name alone will tell you who I was talking about.  #notverydiscrete

*goes to twitter to investigate*

*comes back none the wiser*

I'm going to take my puppy home in 2 hours. OMG SO EXCITED and just a wee bit emotional

Awww Cagney, I've been thinking about you and wondering if he was there.  Have a fun with him 

Do you know my name over there?