Slimming World up date - weigh in this morning - lost 1.5 pounds. I'm getting there and .....................the peanut hi fi - high fibre bar is simply delicious. Just had one with a Muller Greek (lemon) yoghurt for breakfast. Doesn't even feel like dieting TBH.

Well done Soozy.  I'm very pleased with my progress too.   Almost 2 weeks in to the diet and I am already comfortably back in to my jeans.

It's a nice feeling isn't it? I have an old pair of Levi 501's from years and years ago - I keep them just to see ............I honestly know I'll never get into them again but - you never know.

Quick on the edit there Soozy.  I was reading the unedited version, and was trying to quote it but the edited version was showing. 

I was going to say something about being in tears when the jeans stop fitting. 

They don't call me Quick Draw McGraw for nothing 

My keyboard is that worn out I can hardly see the letters - I'll be a proper touch typist before this lappy bites the dust.

Just made an appointment for Friday morning - guy coming to measure up for new carpet in the lounge and hall  I love my lounge carpet but it did take a bit of collateral damage when the kitchen was being done - people tramping dust and debris through.

It'll be nice for Christmas.

You must be blessed with small booblies then, for mine get in the way at night if they are left to roam the bed

  You do know you're a nutter Ells eh?   

I know exactly what you mean!

But I just have huge boobs that can't be left unattended.

God love us.  They really are a nuisance aren't they?

Huge boobs.  I wish.  I have booblets, they resemble boobs, just on a smaller scale.  I keep asking Mr C to let me have a boob job.  He says no.  Last weekend we went out and I had a low cut dress on and I mentioned again about wanting a boob job, again he said 'no, there is nothing wrong with the way your boobs look now'...I replied 'REALLY?  because I'm wearing a massive push up bra, so if I had a boob job they would look like this all of the time'.

I've not got little booblies either, but they don't tend to roam... they just sort of sit there.... kinda like  a pair of Jabba the Huts  

Sooz  That really will be me in a few years!  Thankfully gravity hasn't been  too bad to me yet.  

When I'm turning over at night my boobs swing over like a sack filled with anvils and land on the bed before the rest of me does.

We could do a bit of a donation type thing?  I could have a reduction and you could have whatever they take from me.  There might even be enough left over for a set of ass implants if you so wish.

Ass implant, are you mental???  I'm on a diet.  Typically I lose weight of the booblets first, the ass last.

I remember years ago when I first met Mr Cinds sister, I didn't know her very well but she had had a boob reduction and just got them right out to show me, I was mortified 

Totally unrelated, but yesterday Mr C had gone out to watch the local football derby.  I had said I would pick him up when he was ready to come home.  So about 7.45 he rang me to ask me to pick him up from the Bigg Market as he was going there to get a curry.

Holy Jesus, it was horrible.  I parked up, and couldn't believe the amount of idiots roaming the place.  Then a fight kicked off right next to the car.  I was crapping myself.  The police arrived and basically did nothing but shove them all in different directions.  As soon as the police left, they kicked off again.  I then watched lots of 'leave it man he isn't worth it' type drunk conversations before they eventually disbanded.  THEN some moron decided the back of my car looked like a comfortable place to sit and text.  I had to get out and ask him to 'excuse me, would you mind getting off my car'.  

Anyway, this experience resulted in me telling a drunked Mr C, 'NEVER EVER ASK ME TO PICK YOU UP FROM THE BIGG MARKET AGAIN'

I hate going near the town when there's a big match on.  There's always fights galore, even though people are still walking round doing their shopping you'll still see some eejits having a scrap in the street.  

ROFL. Oh Ells, you do make me laugh.

Ells, you do have a funny turn of phrase.

Did  you check out the sleeptop?

 Yogi, it's bloody true though!

Okay they aren't ridiculous looking but they are quite big.  I'd be happier with smaller ones though.

I did look at the link  They look comfy too so will keep them in mind next time I need to buy bed bras, thanks.

Not a problem for me, I'm in the boobette group.

Ells I've just really laughed out loud at the mental image of you turning over in bed.  In my head a massive *THWACK* noise happened as your boobs landed on the bed.

None of the men folk read this thread on a regular basis do they?

My OH asks if he can weigh them.  He just lifts them and says Way-heeeey   

Just Joe and he's like Lord Grantham... he gets all flustered with talk of women's things.

Ah yes, I saw him earlier in the thread but he saw us talking bras and decided to leave.

Hahahaha.  Imagine if we started talking about periods.  He might faint.

Oh gawd, I am like your other half I used to have a mate who had the biggest boobs I have ever seen.  And when we got drunk I made her let me weigh them.  However, I never ever went WAY-Heeeeey

Yep, my friends are forever groping me when they're drunk.  There's a picture of me and mate from a night out where it looks as though she's motor boating me but she's just drunk and wanted to lay her head on my pillows

Hahahahahah @ motorboating

Mr C didn't even know what that meant until I told him.

Sadly Ells I am that mate that would motorboat you.

 Glad you live in Newcastle then and I don't have to worry about seeing you on a night out and being publicly motor boated!

You can now buy vodka in a bag at Asda. 

It made me laugh as I imagined it as a drip and having it go straight into the bloodstream 

http://groceries.asda.com/asda-estore/search/searchcontainer.jsp?trailSize=1&searchString=petrov&domainName=Products&headerVersion=v1&_requestid=363183

I could have been doing with that on Saturday night.  My mates and I were having a drink and had been to the off license and were just getting out of the car when one of my mates dropped the 10 glass bottle of vodka on the ground and the 3 of us just stood staring at the ground for a minute before even speaking.

That wouldn't have happened with a nice pouch.

Sorry to laugh but it was funny the way you said it Ells 

Oh noes what a waste of good vodka!