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Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

I work with someone who's relative took a photograph of themselves stood on the scales, so impressed that they had lost weight they posted the picture on Facebook.

 

What they forgot to check was the fact that they were naked at the time and their penis was in shot.

 

Unsurprisingly all the family screen-shot the picture and this person cannot now live it down or get away from the picture.

 

I know some of you may think this is made up, but I assure you it is not and I have seen the picture.

 

 

Oh my! Poor bloke!

Yogi19
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

I work with someone who's relative took a photograph of themselves stood on the scales, so impressed that they had lost weight they posted the picture on Facebook.

 

What they forgot to check was the fact that they were naked at the time and their penis was in shot.

 

Unsurprisingly all the family screen-shot the picture and this person cannot now live it down or get away from the picture.

 

I know some of you may think this is made up, but I assure you it is not and I have seen the picture.

 

 

Oh my! Poor bloke!

 

 That'll learn him, as some ill educated folk say round these parts.

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

I work with someone who's relative took a photograph of themselves stood on the scales, so impressed that they had lost weight they posted the picture on Facebook.

 

What they forgot to check was the fact that they were naked at the time and their penis was in shot.

 

Unsurprisingly all the family screen-shot the picture and this person cannot now live it down or get away from the picture.

 

I know some of you may think this is made up, but I assure you it is not and I have seen the picture.

 

 

Oh my! Poor bloke!

 

 That'll learn him, as some ill educated folk say round these parts.

 They say that up here too. Makes me want to shout, "teach!".

Yogi19
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

I work with someone who's relative took a photograph of themselves stood on the scales, so impressed that they had lost weight they posted the picture on Facebook.

 

What they forgot to check was the fact that they were naked at the time and their penis was in shot.

 

Unsurprisingly all the family screen-shot the picture and this person cannot now live it down or get away from the picture.

 

I know some of you may think this is made up, but I assure you it is not and I have seen the picture.

 

 

Oh my! Poor bloke!

 

 That'll learn him, as some ill educated folk say round these parts.

 They say that up here too. Makes me want to shout, "teach!".

 

It's a proper Grrrrrrr moment.

 

I have also noticed that some individuals on TV are pronouncing the word 'raw' as 'rawr' very similar to 'drawring' 

 

 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

I work with someone who's relative took a photograph of themselves stood on the scales, so impressed that they had lost weight they posted the picture on Facebook.

 

What they forgot to check was the fact that they were naked at the time and their penis was in shot.

 

Unsurprisingly all the family screen-shot the picture and this person cannot now live it down or get away from the picture.

 

I know some of you may think this is made up, but I assure you it is not and I have seen the picture.

 

 

Oh my! Poor bloke!

 

 That'll learn him, as some ill educated folk say round these parts.

 They say that up here too. Makes me want to shout, "teach!".

 

It's a proper Grrrrrrr moment.

 

I have also noticed that some individuals on TV are pronouncing the word 'raw' as 'rawr' very similar to 'drawring' 

 

 

That drives me nuts, and I live with someone who says it.

He watches a programme called Pawn Stars (about a pawn shop in Vegas) but says he's watching Pawrn Stars! The programme announcer says it like Porn Stars too!

Yogi19
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

I work with someone who's relative took a photograph of themselves stood on the scales, so impressed that they had lost weight they posted the picture on Facebook.

 

What they forgot to check was the fact that they were naked at the time and their penis was in shot.

 

Unsurprisingly all the family screen-shot the picture and this person cannot now live it down or get away from the picture.

 

I know some of you may think this is made up, but I assure you it is not and I have seen the picture.

 

 

Oh my! Poor bloke!

 

 That'll learn him, as some ill educated folk say round these parts.

 They say that up here too. Makes me want to shout, "teach!".

 

It's a proper Grrrrrrr moment.

 

I have also noticed that some individuals on TV are pronouncing the word 'raw' as 'rawr' very similar to 'drawring' 

 

 

That drives me nuts, and I live with someone who says it.

He watches a programme called Pawn Stars (about a pawn shop in Vegas) but says he's watching Pawrn Stars! The programme announcer says it like Porn Stars too!

 

You should start calling it "Prawn Stars" 

 

 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

 

I work with someone who's relative took a photograph of themselves stood on the scales, so impressed that they had lost weight they posted the picture on Facebook.

 

What they forgot to check was the fact that they were naked at the time and their penis was in shot.

 

Unsurprisingly all the family screen-shot the picture and this person cannot now live it down or get away from the picture.

 

I know some of you may think this is made up, but I assure you it is not and I have seen the picture.

 

 

Oh my! Poor bloke!

 

 That'll learn him, as some ill educated folk say round these parts.

 They say that up here too. Makes me want to shout, "teach!".

 

It's a proper Grrrrrrr moment.

 

I have also noticed that some individuals on TV are pronouncing the word 'raw' as 'rawr' very similar to 'drawring' 

 

 

That drives me nuts, and I live with someone who says it.

He watches a programme called Pawn Stars (about a pawn shop in Vegas) but says he's watching Pawrn Stars! The programme announcer says it like Porn Stars too!

 

You should start calling it "Prawn Stars" 

 

 

 I'll do that next time he's watching it.

Yogi19
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

Two Tribes is a track that has so many memories for me. Obviously as a teenager it was just amazing. 

 

But as an adult doing my degree, I used it as the back track of presentation. 

 

 

I find music to be very powerful, amazing the way it can bring back memories, put you back in time for a brief period. I find myself doing it quite regularly, drifting back to times when music punctuated virtual every life event.

 

For certain albums and songs I can tell you what I was doing and who I was with at times. As a kid I remember my Dad bringing home a copy of Tubular Bells and playing it regularly along with Shirley Bassey and The Stylistics. 

 

 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Originally Posted by Saint:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:

Rolf Harris, Stuart Hall and Max Clifford walk into a pub, and the Irish barman said, not yewtree again

Did you hear about the Irish "Yew Tree" investigation?

It manage to arrest just three people . . .

"Err, that'll be yew tree over there - so it is"

You two....this is not something to get cheap laughs out of  

FM
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Saint:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:

Rolf Harris, Stuart Hall and Max Clifford walk into a pub, and the Irish barman said, not yewtree again

Did you hear about the Irish "Yew Tree" investigation?

It manage to arrest just three people . . .

"Err, that'll be yew tree over there - so it is"

You two....this is not something to get cheap laughs out of  

Never meant it like that - sorry 

Saint
Originally Posted by kattymieoww:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:

 

 

 

 

 

 

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lisa went to the toilet & there was a HUGE spider in it...she took a pic

Harmless house spiders.I've had to decant several this week due my nieces over the top shrieking if she spots them.They don't bother me in the slightest

 I'm laughing at the pic BTW

Cinds
Originally Posted by Saint:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Saint:
Originally Posted by pirate1111:

Rolf Harris, Stuart Hall and Max Clifford walk into a pub, and the Irish barman said, not yewtree again

Did you hear about the Irish "Yew Tree" investigation?

It manage to arrest just three people . . .

"Err, that'll be yew tree over there - so it is"

You two....this is not something to get cheap laughs out of  

Never meant it like that - sorry 

im afraid i DID mean it like that...filthy gits deserve people taking the p!ss out of them

pirate1111

I was still drunk! Couldn't get a taxi back to hotel as it was so late and out in the country.... Rang and woke sis in law up... only for my auntie to tell me my taxi will there in a min lol so I decided to go straight to the airport (sis in law was dropping me there anyway but seeing as I'd woken her 2hrs early I just changed, quick wash and a coffee, grabbed bags and went) I looked a complete state! I came home and literally slept through Friday... I woke up twice for food....

Jen-Star

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