She's fizzing like an unpricked sausage! 

I have no idea what you are on about, but I am so going to use that phrase sometime in the near future

Rexi, I thought I was posting directly under pirates first Psychobitches video post & it was one of the things said on it. 

 

It is brilliant though isn't it.  I'm definitely tucking it away for use at a later date.

lisa & her mate at pub saturday night, her mate slammed toilet door in temper & took the top of her finger off!

some woman said to lisa-your mates hurt herself, shes in the toilet, lisa goes in, blood everywhere, then spots about an inch of her mates finger on the floor!

 

ive got pics-but theyre not nice

however i'll post one of them, cos its not so bad, its like a lost tip, floating around in a jar

minding its own business, wondering how it got there...

lisa had to pick it up

i'dve ran screaming

 

This probably is worthy of a thread of its own, but I've left it too late...

I just saw CS's little tribute to Rico Rodriguez in the "What are you listening to right now?" thread. I was on holiday when I heard the news, and it wasn't really practical to post here from my phone.

 

This may seem slightly O/T, but a few years back I saw Dave Gorman perform a "revival" of one of his first stage shows - "Reasons to be Cheerful". In the show, Gorman deconstructs the lyrics to "Reasons to be Cheerful, Part 3", and it was a rather emotional night as it was the first time he'd performed it since Ian Dury's death. Until that night I hadn't been aware that Rico is mentioned in the song:

Take your mum to Paris, lighting up the chalice
Wee Willie Harris
Bantu Stephen Biko, listening to Rico
Harpo, Groucho, Chico

 

Dave Gorman pointed out that Rico "runs through his record collection like a rash". I know what he means...

It's my daughters 21st birthday party tonight, where did the time go there's about 6000 people coming to a club in town, can someone come looking for me if you don't see me by Sunday

8hr shift first

Congratulations to Aimee, I hope she has a great birthday.

Happy birthday to not so little Aims!     Hope you all have a great night! xx

Happy birthday to your daughter Aimee, have a lovely time tonight.

Just watched a live interview with David Cassidy on This Morning. He was a little bit drunk!

Hope she has a fab B'day party!

 

I'm shopping in town at some point over the weekend... If i stumble across you I'll pop you in a taxi xx

A little?!?! Did you see Eamon on the wine tasting bit afterwards? 

I was being generous. That was pure car crash TV. Here's a couple of tweets Eamonn sent afterwards.

 

@EamonnHolmes: After #ThisMorning interview with us , if #DavidCassidy isn't in #CBB next year they r missing out on his delusion & rudeness! Perfect combo

 

@EamonnHolmes: Just when I thought my #DavidBlaine i/view could never be topped along comes another David to steal the Crown - #DavidCassidy #ThisMorning

 

 

I'm off work ill so I don't normally see it, but oh my god that's cheered me up a bit. 

Feel better soon Cinds 

Thanks Moonie, nothing serious just a bit of a bug, but we've got a wedding this weekend and I want to be right for that.

Oh, I'm hoping this is on catch up!

Watched it too, how embarrassing, he didnt half make a show of himself! Eamonn Holmes was hilarious


Happy Birthday to your daughter Aimee, have a lovely time. The years go fast dont they ! x 

Here's a link to the Huffington Post, scroll down for the video of the interview.

 

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.u...krupt_n_8122168.html

I think if he'd actually been in the studio with them he would have been taking drunken swings at Eamonn.

With Ruth and Rylan in the middle 

With Ruth screeching 'leave it Eamonn he ain't worth it'

 Have a feeling Ruth has a good punch in her myself 

stupid dave...

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34224098

 

yorkshire tea's twitter account

 

Yorkshire Tea retweeted BBC News (UK)

*cancels order for Downing Street*

 

well done yorkshire tea!

HMV are doing on line orders again !!!

And free delivery on everything over £10

I wouldn't go back to them. They closed my town store and for that I won't forgive them. 

But if you support them and they become successful again they might reopen your store

I think not. We are too small a town for a giant like them to be bothered with. Having said that, the Newcastle one is no longer open...or at least it wasn't the last time I was there about a month ago. 

 

If they don't want me, I don't want them. There's other places to go (and cheaper) 

me loves HNV

Cardiff Store Apologises For Offensive Shop Banner

 

A Cardiff shop has been forced to apologise after one of its banners contained an offensive typo.

Bargain store Massive Discounts contracted a sign-maker to create a new banner for the shop front. Sadly, the banner contained the word ‘discocunt’ instead of the word ‘discount’.

Shop manager Jim Bellend told WalesOnCraic:

“I’ve always hammered home the importance of good spelling to my staff. Unfortunately, this didn’t extend to the twat who made my sign and posted it for all the world to see. It’s a massive embarrassment as I don’t have any discocunts in stock.”

Shopper Lesley Longarms said:

“I popped in to get one for my husband as I’d rather he didn’t touch mine. I was vexed when they told me that they didn’t sell any. I left in tears so I went to Burger King and stuffed my face full of dead cow and fat.”

The shop has since replaced the banner.

Ooppss!!!

I made it home everyone had a great night and everything went smoothly thanks for all the messages, her birthday is on Tuesday so the celebrations continue, out for a family dinner tomorrow "goes off to make sausage butties"

Officially exhausted, it's been daughters wedding today, plus a night of wining & dining with her Mum & her husband on Saturday night. I never do 2 nights in a row anymore, but I've managed it. And we've had a wonderful day. Bride was beautiful, children were well behaved(ish), wedding disco dancing was as expected, cheesy but funny. 

       
       


Glad you had a good time 2 days out for me too and now back to work lil AIms is full of a cold and I feel like I'm starting with it

Beautiful ^^

The dogs were away at the kennels while we were at the wedding this weekend. We collected them today & had them in the office. 

 

Angus was still obviously feeling lonely, I think he'd forgot I was sitting behind him.