i went to pub about an hour ago
a couple took their 2 dogs there
1 was a lurcher the other looked just like my minty
so i was fussing them both
anyway neighbour was watching
fine
had another pint
went home
went to toilet
came downstairs
neighbour sitting on my sofa, drinking my drink
ive told him to f*ck home safely
*Hopes he isn't a stalker Jen* 
*strolls in, looks around and leaves*
*strolls in, looks around and leaves*
Oi! Put Pirates drink down!
It wasn't me I tell you. 
I hope Pirates ok, an intruder and then silence...
See the music thread 
I know the feeling Jen 
I need to win the lottery to do my house up and pave the front 'garden' area over 
Ask your neighbour if you can use their bin if they haven't filled it Jen, that's what me and mine do
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Brian Cant
A fresh-faced Barbara Windsor and "friends" pictured in a far more innocent era.
What a carry-on!
I certainly wouldn't use the word innocent where a Kray is involved.
Now how cool would it be to get one of these turned into a luxury home?
Think Bond villain
A fresh-faced Barbara Windsor and "friends" pictured in a far more innocent era.
What a carry-on!
spooky or what 
when i put my ex's little girl to bed when she was about 3-she sang very sweetly
'strawberries strawberries have you any cotton' about 3 verses of the same words
no idea what she was on about-was about 15yrs ago
but it still makes me chuckle when i think about it
when i put my ex's little girl to bed when she was about 3-she sang very sweetly
'strawberries strawberries have you any cotton' about 3 verses of the same words
no idea what she was on about-was about 15yrs ago
but it still makes me chuckle when i think about it
They're funny little beings arent they? I was thinking i should record some of the things she comes out with, she drops funnies daily!
when i put my ex's little girl to bed when she was about 3-she sang very sweetly
'strawberries strawberries have you any cotton' about 3 verses of the same words
no idea what she was on about-was about 15yrs ago
but it still makes me chuckle when i think about it
They're funny little beings arent they? I was thinking i should record some of the things she comes out with, she drops funnies daily!
Yes you should.
Btw Pirate, did you're intruding neighbour get lost ok last night?
bloody hell did i tell you about that? i forgot, that was a bit odd, i was a bit scared lol
yeah, gave him lager, he lives opposite from us
thing is, ive never ever had a conversation with him just a nod
Btw Pirate, did you're intruding neighbour get lost ok last night?
bloody hell did i tell you about that? i forgot, that was a bit odd, i was a bit scared lol
yeah, gave him lager, he lives opposite from us
thing is, ive never ever had a conversation with him just a nod
That is very odd! AND you gave him free lager?!
Marvin Gaye, Notting Hill.
Dame Judi, 1965.
I wonder if thatâs an Ian Fleming book.
CHEEKY !!!
^^ Her face!
The latest addition to my rose family, made even better by the raindrops.
CHEEKY !!!
do you know why she was called emma peel?
please say you dont so i can tell you
cos i won a pub quiz on the strength of that answer
