Originally Posted by pirate1111:
my pc has been playing up for ages, it just keeps flashing on and off the page, ive restored it back several times, reinstalled windows, configured it back to a working point,kicked it,cried,restored it again, but no, nada, nothing.
I pride myself on being quite good with pc's
but in the end had to give up as i was flummoxed
so i rang a pc fixer man
who promptly turned up and after 2mins of looking he told me that my escape button was slightly stuck
i went red, paid him and sulked whilst OH was sniggering in the other room
thank you for reading
That reminds me of me being a total let down to womankind.
Mr Cinds was away and the washing machine stopped working. I was all a tizz, trying everything, on the point of ringing an electrician. Anyway, Mr Cinds rang me, so I was moaning about afore mentioned, and he said have you had the basket on the bench...'YES'...check the spur plug. I'd knocked it off at the wall by mistake