wassa Jen? 

It's an aloe plant Moonie, it's awesome isn't it?

we got a bit of sunburn in jamaica, told the barman, he picked up a huge cleaver & went out & cut a piece off a plant & said to rub it on the sunburn

that was the 1st time id ever heard of aloe vera plant 

Sainsbury's to stop selling food?

 

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/money...-AAb8kGk?ocid=TSHDHP

I found this picture on twitter - a London ambulance from 1979 - is it me or does the vehicle look at least a decade older?

What did you buy? X

Hahaha it's very true though. My car is being a nightmare, so Dan has said he'll look for similar but different make, I said, please can I have red this time.

 You are a woman after my own heart.

It's a 1.2 04 plate Corsa Cinds.... First time out in it in our local shopping area some idiot walked between a bus and lorry (going opposite way) and literally stepped right infront of me guy looked off his face at like 3pm

Oh christ Jen, nothing like getting some real time practise on the emergency stops.

 

I like the Corsa, a nice first car to have.

Oooh I want to cuddle this lil pumpkin 

*steps back a stride* 

People who get on buses and try to pay fares and converse with the bus driver whilst having a mobile phone glued to their or ear phones in......

 

Put you bliddy mobile down or take your ear phones out for a few seconds 

i got a mate in Albuquerque & been telling him about how i thought breaking bad was brilliant

so he drove out & sent me pic of walters car wash

 

 

have an A1 day

Albuquerque is a stooopid word to learn to spell

from now on i shall be referring to it as Albq

yesterday its 2yrs since me dear old Ma has gone

wheres the time gone?

i had shower, pjs on went to toilet came down the stairs, trod on pjs went arse over tip again into the table

i might need a new hip

i lay in a lovely heap until lisas youngest picked me up

the dogs were standing over me

either to protect me or wait until i die & eat me

im bruised

from now on im wearing meggings

 

i have bruises everywhere

ive convinced myself i did SAS roll to save myself

3rd time ive went down them this year, each time im wearing pj bottoms-im really clumsy aka stupid

 

 

anyway

if anyone is having a drink

raise a glass to my Ma

I've got a cuppa tea. I'll raise it to her 

 

And.....you need to be more careful  

Aww ..here's to your mum Pirate ...and yes, it's gone very quickly  

 Pirate, that really doesnt seem 2yrs, *raises glass*

i didnt drink last night

 

i did tonight

 

im a twit

 Pirate, you are a clumsy clogs, you need to take more care!

But the way you describe things cracks me up!

Hope your bruises aren't hurting too much.

 

It doesn't seem 2 years since your mum died. Big hug.

Hehe! 

 

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/video...-AAb7zBS?ocid=TSHDHP

 

 

 Giggle water and spifflicated lol!

Hehehe Sprout

 

Ouch you numpty

Ouch Pirate, that looks really painful.!

Pirate, that looks sore! No more baggy trip you up pjs!

He needs garters Jen 

Here's a video I shot of Odd Kid last year. He was asleep in the car, so husband decided to see how much we could get his head lolling with the car movements. I think this might be the video, that wins me the 'Mother of The Year' award.

 

 

Cinds! That's an awesome game that I may have try

Cinds how the hell did he keep on sleeping

 Does he know you filmed it?

I have to say i love my car I've managed to get out in it for the past 3 days in a row Should maybe start thinking about booking a test 

*gets charity donation ready* 

No pressure there then Jen