50 Shades of Grey banned by Indonesia. "We cannot condone this depravity," said Muhammad Adul, accompanied by his 9-year-old wife

Advert to get through first   I can't make my mind up whether there's something medically wrong with this baby, but then her mother lost another child the same way and you look at what she eats...

 

 

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Oh, and, Brooklyn Beckham is 20 today. I feel old  

 Holy carp thats a big baby !!!

Oh my. Me too  

I remember when they announced their engagement - he was in a duffle coat    Who'd have thought he'd go on to be a style icon.

 

 

well, you've just added four years onto your age, he's only 16 today 

Allright pal ?  

  I read it wrong, but even so 16! 

    

 And I believed it!  

Anyway, he's the image of his Mammy!

Ooo! The One Show. Poldark is back on Sunday 

Velvet I'm feeling the same recently! Becoming very disillusioned with the human race and the horrible things it does to each other... ( I don't just mean violence etc) power hungry greedy and selfish... But then I have to remind myself there's loads of good in the world... Shame the good guy always finishes last

What's worse than a woman looking in a huge bag for a small bus pass?

 

...

 

 

A woman looking in two large bags for a small bus  

 

 

*waits for loads of feminine flack* 

What you saying about the Sisterhood?? You bettah run, Mr Moonie! 

 

[Not really... how annoying    ]

I'm a little bit freaked, kind of. Some bloke, who I've never seen before has just knocked on my door telling me our dogs were running wild in the street. Firstly, I live in a Cul de sac, how did he know they were mine.

 

More importantly, I know the gates were locked when I put the dogs away. Husband is away so I am meticulous about locking up. 

 

Now I'm thinking about last week when I was awake during the night & I heard the dogs gate open (the one that comes in to our garden) and they didn't budge. 

 

 

Ring the police Cinds and tell them what you've just said there. They might keep an eye open 

We're your dog's out Cinds? Make sure all your doors are locked and don't answer the door again, I never answer the door when I'm on my own, my friends and family know if I don't answer to shout through the letterbox

Yes when the bloke knocked the dogs were out. There's been a time before when the gates blown open in the wind & they have got out, but neither of them go further than the end of our drive. But the wind thing is why we always bolt lock the gate too.

I'd bring them in the house, do you think it could be a dog napping case?

Ignore that, I meant the first instance, btw Cinds there's people asking after you on FB, someone has set up a group for old forum people from CH4

They stay indoors anyway but they have a flap to get in and out as they want, but I've locked it tonight so they can't go out. It's really spooked me. 

really? People asking after me. I'm amused & flattered. Say hi from me.

 It would spook me too. 

Well I'm pleased to announce I didn't get murdered during the night. 

Well done

Pleased you're alive Cinds . Xx

Rog... 

I should hope not  

Have a sympathy and glad you're still with us  

Destroyer of Worlds and white goods 

My washer has died. Two concrete blocks inside. One has disintegrated and damaged the drum. So it looks like a new washer is needed now   

       

Sorry but it was your turn

S'ok, forgiven  

Bits of washer all over the kitchen 

Which is not very big in the first place 

So it's time to go out and price new ones on the "high street" so much to speak. Then on tinternet to get a better deal 

   *decides not to bash Moonie with her handbag*  

Awww no poor Moonie   It sounds like a gonner unfortunately 

*is very grateful for not getting bashed*  

My nephew has done some more *dismantling* and it's deffo beyond repair. Bearings gone too 

So, internet, new washer, asap 

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