Look in to my eyes!!!

 I'm bad,I know...He's not in my good books atm tbh,there's a mountain of things I need to do ,I've my grandkids 5 days a week so the weekends tend to have a lot of things needing doing crammed into them.Mr Congeniality PROMISED me he'd get to work painting the balustrades out the front of the house as the weather forecast is good ,...where is he instead?,off driving a friend and his family to Newcastle and to make matters worse the main access road is closed resulting in chaos on the alternative longer route.

Aww 

I'm going to make one of these signs and post it outside a certain neighbours house.

I've slipped again, Having a fag.

Hope you enjoyed it cologne

Now go clean your teeth and get back on that wagon

There's an auburn woman keep appearing in a mature dating ad up there ^ .. and she's the double of my ex boss! 

Ronmey  

OK here's some pics of the yet unfinished kitchen.  All it needs now is the electrician to come back and sort the sockets out on the cooker side. We've had a fitter in all day today putting everything right that the twat we entrusted to do it while we were away left in a disgrace.

Its lovely

Awww Erin I can't see your pic.

Thanks for the comment on the kitchen. 

Lovely kitchen Cinds - I will try and get pics of mine up - I'm useless at techie stuff. Bet you're glad it's done.

I had a phone call today from Mr Woos niece (I suppose she's my niece too - she's my sister in laws daughter) she told me that she and her sister are coming with their three kids on Friday for a weeks holiday . Aren't I the lucky one? 

I shouldn't be mean but they lived round the corner for years and it was never easy. They used to steal my kids stuff all the time and they're not a lot better now. We'll have to lock stuff away and be careful (we do have quite a bit of money in the house at times) - caught one of them in Mt Woos bag a few years ago,

Hey ho - I'll just have to smile and pretend it's all great. My daughters just told me 'don't expect to see me for a week' - 'tell them I'm on holiday'.

IN LAWS - grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I cant see erins pic either

But i can see your lovely kitchen Cinds we had ours done 10 years ago, and I still love it

Sooz - sometimes you must wish that you still drank

Gutted you can't see it

It has crossed my mind  Actually you just reminded me - one of them did have a real drink problem at one time. Before she had her first child she came up for a visit with her BF - they spent all day and night in the pub and came home wrecked - couldn't even see to eat their dinner that I'd cooked. They got up the next morning late and she was drinking WKD with her breakfast

I'm really not looking forward to this at all

Oh my

Nope. I would keep the house very, very dry. 

(it might encourage them to leave earlier!!)

Sooz, I'd make up an excuse so they can't come! 

Cinds.....that's gorgeous!

Thanks.

Sooz.  Tell them you're not home.  I wouldn't have anyone in my house again if they had stolen from me once, no matter how little it was, money or otherwise, it's disrespectful.

ohhh, like the kitchen! 

Soozy, just tell them to bugger off! I would find an excuse for them not to come if I was you 

Love the new kitchen Cinds

I have a funny gif and didn't know where to put it, so I'll post it here:

When BB contestants 'spontaneously' start rapping.  Give me a ***** break!

"Keith Lemon the Film", WTF!  Has the world gone ***** mad!  How did that shite get made?  Can British culture possibly sink lower than "Keith Lemon: The Film", I don't think so!

Why do celebs make 'sex tapes', surely it's DVDs or discs these days?  VHS, that's 80s tech!

Brass Eye (C4 at the moment) not half as funny as claimed

Was Phil Oakey, of the Human League, in The Weekenders by Vic and Bob? (recently on C4)

Yes.

bob mortimer ‏@RealBobMortimer

C4 showing vic & bob show "The Weekenders" (1992) 12:00 tonight.. It features Phil Oakley running a meat stall so what's not to like

I know this is probably a bit of a silly question, but was it old stuff being shown again?  If so, I think it's 'of the time' thing.  Very funny at the time, but when looked back on years later, just not funny any more.  Humour has moved on.

I've just seen this.  Poor furry baby was attacked by a porcupine 

Went out for dinner last night and for the first time had crispy Vietmanese soft shell crab with garlic and chilli salt.  OH MY GAWD it was delicious. If you have never tried it and get the opportunity definitely give it whirl.  It was one of those things it was so delicious I've been thinking about it all day *drools*

I've walked to the shops this morning with my jeans zipper undone Didn't realise til I got home and caught myself in the mirror.  Knickers on display and everything 

Sounds lovely, I love anything that's done in salt and chilli.

Oh and I hate seafood (except the boring....tuna and cod) but that sounds edible to me.

Ells it so was.  The shell and everything was edible.  YUMMY

Just in case any one is interested here is my wish list for chatting to you online.  Well if Danica can do it, why can't I?

oooh..   interesting!

I actually came across soft shell crabs for sale earlier in the week, when I was trying to find somewhere I could buy king crab  (I want to do a "Low Country Boil" and the only crabs I can find in the fishmongers round here are our normal Cromer style ones)

Half way down the page, below the king crab, they have soft shell crabs & I was wondering what they were all about

http://www.kingcrab.co.uk/acat...rozen_shellfish.html

Ditty I found that site yesterday and have some on order. Plus some lobster 

OOOOH!   EXCELLENT!!!!

You have to let me know if they are ok (delivery, quality, etc)...

my Dad & I have been drooling over that site for days, we are considering putting in a joint order...

my Dad kinda went into a lobster frenzy...     (he was feeding my bloody dog lobster yesterday up at their house )     He was going to give the lobster meat a tentative try (he is worried it won't be as nice out of the shell) as well as some whole lobster & a few lots of prawns,   Oh & whitebait.. 

hahaha..  yeah, as I said...     we have been drooling over that site.

I might give the snow crab a go as well 

I do not want anything delivered that has the potential to "expire" during delivery..     I most definitely want anything I order to have been dead way before it begins its journey to me 

I love whitebait too.

I also ordered some monk fish