I bought something from a charity shop !!!!

 

A Union Jack draught excluder - great quality and heavy too - going for £10 on eBay for ..... 99p

5.1 Billion Sky and BT Sport between them paying for football matches from 2016 onwards. equivalent to 10 million a match.

 

Maybe it's a good thing that I can't afford either of these shower. But what I'd really like to know is what is the BBC doing with all the money they must have saved because they aren't shelling out any more  

Oh sorry, let's just say that if I get it, I'll still be looking   two part interview too that I won't find out until the back end of next week whether I've been successful (sp) 

 

Sorting the wheat from the chaff methinks 

 

Handy stop gap if you do get it though, so that's good.

Hope the wait's not too agonising for you  

That's what I'll be looking upon it as Cosi, a stop gap  

Can any of you help me find this?  I have searched everywhere, but can only find ones that say Dear Mom, and I want Dear Mum.  Thank you

 

You could scratch out the 'up' loop bit of the "O"

 

Hope that helps

 

same message, different text Cinds 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MUM-...;hash=item35e534a6ce

 

 

Nope but as always a valuable contribution  

Thank you.  Mug purchased.

 

An important part of my bike failed and I came off colliding mit a lamppost. Two broken fingers and a huge egg on my forehead. Could have been worse.

Whoah

 

Hope you got some medical attention

 

Someone I know vaguely from cycling walked home with me. I then got in the car and went straight to the cycle shop from where I purchased said bike last week.

Blimey Joe 

I hope you haven't done any permanent damage...

 

Ditto to what Sainty has said above...

Ouch Joe, sounds like it hurt!

Ouch, that must have hurt, Joe!

 

OUCH !!!

 

Get well soon pal.

 

Blooming heck GJ, hope you're okay

What sort of bike do you have?

 

I have a Boardman FS mountain bike

I'm getting a bit uncomfortable in the upper back area! (And it's difficult to type) I suspect a black eye is forming as well as the bump.

A top end Cube hybrid Saint!

i enter all the competitions to win a Boardman but never win one.

I also have a Saracen and a big Dutch bike.

Mrs Jer has a Pashley and a couple of old Raleighs.

Nice - we share a common interest

 

Once you start looking you realise just how vast cycling is

Choices and prices are endless

Just ordered a nice Uvex lid

I already have a uvex lid. I didn't bother taking it out as I wasn't intending a fast ride! Just goes to show!

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it

Ah! An ink blot test. Is it a candlestick?

 

I don't know how to break this to you, but if you see a candlestick, well, it sort of means you are, how do I put this... In 10 mins you will hear a knock at the door, it will be my colleagues. 

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Your colleagues have their own key. I'll start preparing the mackerel sandwiches.

I'm reminded of the psychiatrist who shows a succession of ink blots to a patient, who reacts in turn with, ********, ****, ****, and *****.
The shrink says, "you really are sick!"
The patient replies, "well you're the one showing me all the dirty pictures!!!"
Haha geddit? I'm here all week! Etc. etc.

Yippee! The postie gadjie has just brought G of T series 4!!

never watched any of it

 

Tonight I think its has to be Two faces of January DVD

 

I've heard that before, but still worth repeating for those who haven't.

 

 

You guys are good!

It's our wedding anniversary at the end of this month or beginning of next month whichever way you want to look at it.  But I always try to find something unusual but appropriate to the number years we have been married.  This year is 11 years so it's steel.  Anyway I found this after much searching for a gift.  I love it.

 

me & bro went to a friends funeral earlier today with another couple of mates who knew the lad that died

anyway...it was bizzarre

i think the priest had been on the communion wine

 

he repeated things he'd said about 2mins before

then he went to describe mark (bloke who died) as a lover of DIY & a handyman

(mark was as camp as anything & had probably NEVER seen a hammer)

he described his love of the stage & how he'd made it to star in the west end (at this point us 4 started giggling-as non of that was true)

the priest then shouted how we will all die & end up in a coffin like mark-then repeated it

which made us laugh even more

then he walked off the alter bit into the wings & didnt come back for a couple of minutes

2 hymns were played by the organist who kept changing key

and NOBODY sang

i tell ya if mark was alive he'd have p!ssed himself laughing

 

 

 

Cinds ... That looks perfect. Good find

 

Pirate ... Errrmmm, you were at the right funeral, weren't you?