classic albums them

re my falling over

i have a closed eye & scraged knee & turns out neighbour saw me fall

and laughed

Just decanted some of the Christmas pudding vodka I've made. It's very nice.

Cinds might appreciate this - 

we have no grandchild

its not happening

Oh dear  

Woo-hoo! a point to me! I was nearest the electrical wireless when the Slade Christmas song came on. I switched off and am beating Mrs Jer 3-0 this year. She hammered me last year.

Talk about Cheesed off. The last  time I arranged with my sister to meet up, she ended up announcing, just before we went, that she had invited along her two sons, her daughter & one of the sons fiance's. 

So, that was fine by me. About a week ago, I received a text to say: shall we meet up at the pub for tea? I said, that would be nice & we are due to meet up tomorrow night. I've just had a text to say: she's invited them all along again.

ffs! I honestly feel like not going now. Why can't she just meet me on her own?

Not that I have anything against any of my nephews! niece or his fiancé, but I wish my sister would have said they were coming too. I don't know if it's just me, but I feel pretty cheesed off.

Thankyou for allowing me to vent.

 What a liberty!!!!

Hi Solero   think I remember you from the C4 days. Were you an Aisleyne fan/faker?

Hi roger. Yes I was on the old C4 forums. I still have my twirly in my avatar 

Thankyou velvet donkey 

Nice to see you back Solero 

You too roger :-)

 Sorry to hear that, Pirate.

Hi Solero ... hope you're well

Pirate That's sad news

Welcome back, Solero. Feel free to vent any time you like.

re no grandchild

there was no heartbeat at the scan

Aw pirate - that's so sad.   

Pirate that is so, so sad not just for them but for you as well as I know how much you were looking forward to being a Grandad xx

How awful. What sad news.

im trying to be upbeat

cos theyre all downbeat

so i just said if its not meant to happen it wont, theyre young

there'll be another time

lisa & son was upset anyway cos lisas grandad died a few days back

we're still having her kids round here

not quite the same

but apart from being bloody noisy theyre nice kids

I remember you from Ch4, welcome back.

Oi EC! You left out the greatest Christmas album of all time:   

we had that one rog

Sorry to hear that Pirate. But there are noisy nippers though to have christmas fun with in your house, so all is not lost, make the most of it for them.

 SO sorry Pirate xx

I'm still up this late cos the boy has been out to watch a triple bill of The Hobbit. 

Anyway, I'm p'd off at a bit of Internet shopping I've done. I'm usually quite good and look at reviews etc. So anyway I've ordered and paid for a watch for MR C for Christmas, it was a chew on because I couldn't use my cards as he would have seen the transaction etc, so my Dad let me use his & I gave him the cash. Anyway, three weeks later and I still haven't received the watch. I emailed them last weekend asking, got a reply telling me it would be dispatched by Wednesday. Still no watch. 

Ive just emailed them again, saying if the watch isn't available for me to collect on Monday (the business is registered at Team Valley, Gateshead), then I want my money back as cash. 

Oh, the boys just came home, I can relax now and go to bed. 

4-0 to me!!!!

If it wasn't for my brother, they'd have passed me by.

Can't remember if this is the exact album - but Elvis's Christmas tunes were always on in our house    Uh-huhh-huh

My Anti virus has picked that up as being harmful and blocked it Rog 

Yes, there should be a health warning for Elvis 

Eeek it was just summat I found it on Google images!  Awww sorry Sprout