Can 'Surprise, surprise' get anymore embarrassing?

b.t.w. hows your wee kitty doing Cologne?  

She's fine, thanks Rosie. I'm sure somebody gave her a bit of a kick because of the way she was walking and also being very jumpy but she's back to her naughty and sweet self now.

Oh how awful  Glad she's on the mend 

our new inherited grandchildren have came to stay for what feels for hours today

the 2nd youngest who is 4 insisted sitting with me in my pc room

her mom said little 4yr old can write her name

she cant

but i taught her to write...

the last line is her name

after

i taught her to write her name

Aww Pirate nice one!

 

 

we had the youngest (2) today for a few hours

my room looked like a wrecking ball had swung through it

everyone gone to pub now for kids halloween party

theyve left me alone with beer & peace & quiet

and another thing

hells angel mate bought a HUGE motor home y.day

its about half a mile long & got 3 tellys

and im going to play in it later

and another thing

we went shopping earlier

and bought kangaroo meat for tomorrows dinner

im not having it

i used to love skippy

im having salmon

im really having a good old chat to myself here

im not usually here on a saturday

i usually go to bed about 8.30pm to read/listen to the radio

i might stay up 'til 10pm tonight

 

you wee tinker!  You better behave then...

im off to pub

its the most boring pub in the world

theres more atmosphere on the moon than there is in that pub

still its only a 3min walk to get there

and about 90seconds to run home to normality

i jogged home in 80seconds

 

everyone is drinking pints of mild

its a quid a pint

 

i had a pint of carling

necked it

came home

and put pjs on

ive ran a couple of pubs waaaay back

and i know when you get a barrell & you can sell it for pennies its cos its sent back to brewery as its not 'quality'

them lot drinking it will be able to sh!t through the eye of a needle in the morning

I am worn out! party Fri, party Sat.... Broken Jennie today  

Sounds like you need to go back to bed 

I trust you had a good time.

I should have an early night tonight EC, Friday was a fantastic party (no little kids allowed) some of the costumes were fab! Last night was good, good for the little one and I ended up being wrapped in loo roll by kids!
Feel much better tonight after dinner.

A good dinner always sorts me out too Jen.  That and pints of cold milk!

 

I am guilt ridden tonight as my mate has just informed me that her daughter has tonsilitis.  This is the same friend who offered to have Madison for a few hours on Friday so I could sort my youngest boy out for halloween (make up etc) and I said yes.  So now she's been in contact with my friends daughter while she was sick.  She wasn't showing any signs of being sick when Maddie was there but was sick yesterday so Friday it was most likely working on her.  I feel shit for allowing her out and won't make that mistake again.  I am just praying she hasn't caught it

Oh Jen....thanks for the tip for halloween make up.  I ended up ordering liquid latex on ebay.  It came on Halloween so I didn't have time to practice but thought it turned out quite well.  It would have been much better if I'd had proper time but for a first attempt I am quite proud.....

 

Looks brilliant Ellis

 Scarily realistic, Ells.

This is possibly the best youtube video I have seen this year.

 

Actor who plays Nick Cotton on EE is 62

 

Looks good Ells x

I don't watch it much any more but when I saw that Charlie was supposedly his son I kept saying Nick couldn't be old enough to have a son that age.  He doesn't look 62.

 

 

I won £2.70 on Euro Millions last night!

 

Looking for inventive suggestions om how i should spend my winnings!

I'm not certain, but I think the character Nick Cotton is meant to be a lot younger - late 40s to early 50s. Declan Bennett, who plays Charlie, is 33. However I think his character is meant to be a bit younger,

 

Buy another ticket. 

I won £6 last Friday, maybe we could merge our winnings to use as capital to form a business.

I have a scratchcard here with £2 on it.  Can I be a silent partner?  I don't want to do any of the work but I'll happily take some of the profits.  Can it be a food business?  I like food.

It's a yes from me.  

Started out with nowt, and still got nowt 

I could make 20lbs of Turkish Delight with this money, sell it at a 'street market' where the mark up on sweets is about £30 per kilo, so that's around £19.95 per pound, that would gross around £399, less costs, so I would reckon from our £10.70 we might net profit about £350. 

 

I'm in.

I'm snuggled in a fluffy dressing gown with a hot chocolate... Perfect for a cold night like this

i have pipe & slippers & a smoking jacket & have one elbow leaning nonchalantly on the fireplace whilst i speak words of wisdom

Sounds good to me Jen  

well i got an ecig & am chatting to the dogs

same thing innit