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The boys in our family usually have a good bit of hair when they are born but the girls are always the bald ones!  My poor niece was at nursery school with not a hair to her name.  She finally grew some during the summer before primary one.....my sister was near meltdown by that stage as the kid just looked weird without hair!

Ells
Originally Posted by Aimee:
Originally Posted by Ells:

       
Originally Posted by moonie:

I get really when people sit on the back of buses and put their dirty, smelly contaminated feet on seats other people have to sit on

 

Banks that three teller windows and only have one or two open even though the queue is right to the entrance door

 

Councils who do the same, where you have to pay money in

 

That will do for now

People do this all the time at the cinema!  The place is never, ever packed when we go yet a lot of the times we end up sitting somewhere nice and quiet with no-one behind or in front of us....only for people to then come in and sit DIRECTLY behind us and then put their stinking sweaty feet up on the backs of our chairs.  


       


Just be glad you don't go to the cinema where my daughter works, she caught a girl giving a lad a you know what during the film the other day

 

...the rest of her drink

...her popcorn

...the use of her mobile phone

...help understanding the film

...a paracetamol

...loving looks

...a quizzical look

...her coat to hold

 

??????

 

Any of the above?

 

 

 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Aimee:
Originally Posted by Ells:

       
Originally Posted by moonie:

I get really when people sit on the back of buses and put their dirty, smelly contaminated feet on seats other people have to sit on

 

Banks that three teller windows and only have one or two open even though the queue is right to the entrance door

 

Councils who do the same, where you have to pay money in

 

That will do for now

People do this all the time at the cinema!  The place is never, ever packed when we go yet a lot of the times we end up sitting somewhere nice and quiet with no-one behind or in front of us....only for people to then come in and sit DIRECTLY behind us and then put their stinking sweaty feet up on the backs of our chairs.  


       


Just be glad you don't go to the cinema where my daughter works, she caught a girl giving a lad a you know what during the film the other day

 

...the rest of her drink

...her popcorn

...the use of her mobile phone

...help understanding the film

...a paracetamol

...loving looks

...a quizzical look

...her coat to hold

 

??????

 

Any of the above?

 

 

 

Ells
Originally Posted by Ells:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Aimee:
Originally Posted by Ells:

       
Originally Posted by moonie:

I get really when people sit on the back of buses and put their dirty, smelly contaminated feet on seats other people have to sit on

 

Banks that three teller windows and only have one or two open even though the queue is right to the entrance door

 

Councils who do the same, where you have to pay money in

 

That will do for now

People do this all the time at the cinema!  The place is never, ever packed when we go yet a lot of the times we end up sitting somewhere nice and quiet with no-one behind or in front of us....only for people to then come in and sit DIRECTLY behind us and then put their stinking sweaty feet up on the backs of our chairs.  


       


Just be glad you don't go to the cinema where my daughter works, she caught a girl giving a lad a you know what during the film the other day

 

...the rest of her drink

...her popcorn

...the use of her mobile phone

...help understanding the film

...a paracetamol

...loving looks

...a quizzical look

...her coat to hold

 

??????

 

Any of the above?

 

 

 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Originally Posted by Rexi:

Loving the spikes on the fence Rents ... our neighbours have six cats, I'm thinking of buying some kitty andrex for them, coz they obviously think our garden is a public  cat loo!!

Rexi, I have been having that problem on the bit of garden I have done at the front, tried everything citrus wise, orange peel, garden pest stuff. But do you know what has worked. Toilet rim blocks obviously citrus scented. They also melt away in the rain. Nee shit on my garden for almost 3 weeks now.

Cinds
Ty Rog.

On the cat issue I've been having a clear out so wheelie bin is full and I had to place a black bag on top of it. Next doors cat was in it in minutes eating so I put a new bag on it and shook pepper all over it..... Looks like the little sod tried to tear the bag but didn't like the pepper so left it alone : D
Jen-Star

Cinds ... have just been to Sainsbury's and my garden is now smelling lovely!! Thanks

 

I used to have the same problem with a neighbour's yapping yorkie. Thankfully they've moved now ... I pity their new neighbours!

 

I used to phone them up and ask if they were okay. When the said 'yes, why?' I used to say that the dog had been  barking for ages and I was worried that they had fallen or something and the dog was trying to attract someone's attention. In the end they stopped answering the phone, so one night I got out of bed, it was about 11pm, and went round there in my dressing gown!

Rexi
Originally Posted by Ells:

       
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Aimee:
Originally Posted by Ells:

       
Originally Posted by moonie:

I get really when people sit on the back of buses and put their dirty, smelly contaminated feet on seats other people have to sit on

 

Banks that three teller windows and only have one or two open even though the queue is right to the entrance door

 

Councils who do the same, where you have to pay money in

 

That will do for now

People do this all the time at the cinema!  The place is never, ever packed when we go yet a lot of the times we end up sitting somewhere nice and quiet with no-one behind or in front of us....only for people to then come in and sit DIRECTLY behind us and then put their stinking sweaty feet up on the backs of our chairs.  


       


Just be glad you don't go to the cinema where my daughter works, she caught a girl giving a lad a you know what during the film the other day

 

...the rest of her drink

...her popcorn

...the use of her mobile phone

...help understanding the film

...a paracetamol

...loving looks

...a quizzical look

...her coat to hold

 

??????

 

Any of the above?

 

 

 


       


Aimee
Originally Posted by Rexi:

Cinds ... have just been to Sainsbury's and my garden is now smelling lovely!! Thanks

 

I used to have the same problem with a neighbour's yapping yorkie. Thankfully they've moved now ... I pity their new neighbours!

 

I used to phone them up and ask if they were okay. When the said 'yes, why?' I used to say that the dog had been  barking for ages and I was worried that they had fallen or something and the dog was trying to attract someone's attention. In the end they stopped answering the phone, so one night I got out of bed, it was about 11pm, and went round there in my dressing gown!

What did you use to make the garden smell good?

Cinds
Originally Posted by Jenstar:
I do Rexi, people are stopping me in the street saying they've noticed I've lost weight and I desperately need a few new clothes in a smaller size!

Love it

 

I've lost about the same thisyear and I just love the fact that clothes fit nicely ... and that I've had to send loads to the charity shop and simply HAD to buy new to replace them!!

Rexi
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Rexi:

Cinds ... have just been to Sainsbury's and my garden is now smelling lovely!! Thanks

 

I used to have the same problem with a neighbour's yapping yorkie. Thankfully they've moved now ... I pity their new neighbours!

 

I used to phone them up and ask if they were okay. When the said 'yes, why?' I used to say that the dog had been  barking for ages and I was worried that they had fallen or something and the dog was trying to attract someone's attention. In the end they stopped answering the phone, so one night I got out of bed, it was about 11pm, and went round there in my dressing gown!

What did you use to make the garden smell good?

Read yer posts!! Smelly toilet block thingies!

Rexi
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Rexi:

Cinds ... have just been to Sainsbury's and my garden is now smelling lovely!! Thanks

 

I used to have the same problem with a neighbour's yapping yorkie. Thankfully they've moved now ... I pity their new neighbours!

 

I used to phone them up and ask if they were okay. When the said 'yes, why?' I used to say that the dog had been  barking for ages and I was worried that they had fallen or something and the dog was trying to attract someone's attention. In the end they stopped answering the phone, so one night I got out of bed, it was about 11pm, and went round there in my dressing gown!

What did you use to make the garden smell good?

Read yer posts!! Smelly toilet block thingies!

Oh jesus please tell me I read your post right ... I have got four Sainsbury basics toilet blocks nestling in my marigolds atm!

Rexi
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Rexi:

Cinds ... have just been to Sainsbury's and my garden is now smelling lovely!! Thanks

 

I used to have the same problem with a neighbour's yapping yorkie. Thankfully they've moved now ... I pity their new neighbours!

 

I used to phone them up and ask if they were okay. When the said 'yes, why?' I used to say that the dog had been  barking for ages and I was worried that they had fallen or something and the dog was trying to attract someone's attention. In the end they stopped answering the phone, so one night I got out of bed, it was about 11pm, and went round there in my dressing gown!

What did you use to make the garden smell good?

Read yer posts!! Smelly toilet block thingies!

Oh jesus please tell me I read your post right ... I have got four Sainsbury basics toilet blocks nestling in my marigolds atm!

yes you read it right, I just wasn't sure whether that was what you were talking about.

Cinds
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Rexi:

Cinds ... have just been to Sainsbury's and my garden is now smelling lovely!! Thanks

 

I used to have the same problem with a neighbour's yapping yorkie. Thankfully they've moved now ... I pity their new neighbours!

 

I used to phone them up and ask if they were okay. When the said 'yes, why?' I used to say that the dog had been  barking for ages and I was worried that they had fallen or something and the dog was trying to attract someone's attention. In the end they stopped answering the phone, so one night I got out of bed, it was about 11pm, and went round there in my dressing gown!

What did you use to make the garden smell good?

Read yer posts!! Smelly toilet block thingies!

Oh jesus please tell me I read your post right ... I have got four Sainsbury basics toilet blocks nestling in my marigolds atm!

yes you read it right, I just wasn't sure whether that was what you were talking about.

Phew!!

Rexi
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Rexi:

Cinds ... have just been to Sainsbury's and my garden is now smelling lovely!! Thanks

 

I used to have the same problem with a neighbour's yapping yorkie. Thankfully they've moved now ... I pity their new neighbours!

 

I used to phone them up and ask if they were okay. When the said 'yes, why?' I used to say that the dog had been  barking for ages and I was worried that they had fallen or something and the dog was trying to attract someone's attention. In the end they stopped answering the phone, so one night I got out of bed, it was about 11pm, and went round there in my dressing gown!

What did you use to make the garden smell good?

Read yer posts!! Smelly toilet block thingies!

Oh jesus please tell me I read your post right ... I have got four Sainsbury basics toilet blocks nestling in my marigolds atm!

yes you read it right, I just wasn't sure whether that was what you were talking about.

Phew!!

Rexi, my neighbours think I am nutty for putting citrus toilet blocks on my garden, but I don't care. 

 

A. There's no cat shit.

B. My flowers are lovely

Cinds

My neighbours cat lives in my garden.  I don't like cats but I like mice even less so I leave it alone.  

 

I have no idea if he/she shits out there, I don't go out there.  It's a bit overgrown even though we get it cut every 2/3 weeks.  It needs a lot of work done to it.   Cinds, you want to come visit and play gardener?  

Ells
Originally Posted by Ells:

My neighbours cat lives in my garden.  I don't like cats but I like mice even less so I leave it alone.  

 

I have no idea if he/she shits out there, I don't go out there.  It's a bit overgrown even though we get it cut every 2/3 weeks.  It needs a lot of work done to it.   Cinds, you want to come visit and play gardener?  

Oh yes please, I love doing gardens. can I come when you've just had the new baby so I can sniff her?

Cinds
Originally Posted by Cinds:
Originally Posted by Ells:

My neighbours cat lives in my garden.  I don't like cats but I like mice even less so I leave it alone.  

 

I have no idea if he/she shits out there, I don't go out there.  It's a bit overgrown even though we get it cut every 2/3 weeks.  It needs a lot of work done to it.   Cinds, you want to come visit and play gardener?  

Oh yes please, I love doing gardens. can I come when you've just had the new baby so I can sniff her?

Yes!!  Bring alcohol.  I love smelling babies too.  And feeling their lovely soft skin.  *sigh* roll on September

Ells
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:

What the hell has Tulisa done to herself?   Plastic Surgery courtesy of Gerry Anderson?

 

Convicted: Tulisa Contostavlos, pictured outside Stratford Magistrates' Court in east London, was fined ÂĢ200 for hitting a celebrity blogger at V Festival 

 

That was a brilliant comment Kaffy, had me proper laughing out loud 

 

 

Me too EC, I can almost see the puppet strings!

EC contemplates a spot of photoshopping 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities

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