Ells thats very worrying  I hope you'll be ok

Thats a dreadful wait to expect a pregnant woman to go through xx

Its a bliddy disgrace Rog

Its scary Moonie, poor Ells 

Aww no need to worry guys  I was fine all night, no more pains at all so had a good night's sleep.  Going to go a walk later and see how it is after that.

Thank God Ells 

Good to hear all's well Ells.

Glad you got a good nights sleep Ells

 

I've been baking cookies and they are so nice I was so proud i took pics! lol

Those dinner plates btw

Good to hear Ells,take care

MMmmmmmmmmmmm ^^^^^. I made flapjacks with my boys last night - not quite so good looking and tasty as those.

 

Those look lovely Jen

Oh!! Mary Baker is in the room

Jen those look deeelish  mm mm mmmm

That's good news Ells
Take it easy on your walk

*drools*

Someone been at the fillers then?

 

 

 

 

 

Awww Nicole, Nooooo!

i love Nicole Kidman ......i know her latest Grace Kelly film has been heavily panned and criticised but I can't wait to see it.

A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him
"Hello", he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"
She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, "Business. I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniac convention in the United States ."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded,” I use my experience to disprove some of the popular myths about sexuality.."
"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent.
We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish."
Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!"
"Tonto," the man said. "Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy."

 

 

   WTF has happened !!!!!!!

 

 

 

she has gone for the bouncey castle look .

 

It looks like the Joker's less dramatic wife.

 

 

I think she looks like Melanie Griffith after she got carried away with the fillers. 

 

Saying that, I've just bought some face cream today that contains bee stings, I'm dubious about opening the tub in case live bees fly out and swarm my face.

Just to add, at my age I have enough beard problems without gaining a beard of bees.

Apparently, so I was told several times yesterday, I'm lucky that I'm still alive. While I was driving to deliver the birthday cake yesterday, my car told me I had a tyre pressure problem and to either stop or slow down to less than 50 mph, I was on the motorway, so I pulled across in to the near side lane and stayed at 50 until the next exit, which luckily was the one I needed. once off the motorway I stopped and checked to see if any of my tyres looked flat, couldn't see anything, so I carried on looking for a petrol station to put some air in the tyres. 

 

When I found the next place, I stopped to fill the tyres, but like a pathetic woman I couldn't get the caps off the valves so had to ask for help. Luckily the station was also a MOT place and the owner/mechanic was on site (Busby Stoop just outside of Thirsk, for those who might know the area). So he checked 3 tyres, all fine, needed a little air, but then the last one, as soon as he put it on the pressure was really low, when he was trying to fill it you could hear the air gushing back out of it.  There was a hole flapping about the size of a 50p coin. He said I was so lucky the tyre hadn't blown, and if it had the car would have flipped. 

 

So anyway, I had to just leave the car there and get Mr C to come and collect me and the cake.

 

Thankfully, I'm still here to annoy you all.

Geez Cinds, that was a close call!!  See all the hassle this cake has caused you??  I hope the kids' parents were very grateful that you did bring it.

Blimey Cinds - that's scary!      Someone was looking after you for being a good grannie.     

Cinds, glad you're ok Did you get to see the birthday boy?

I know this is going to sound really stupid, but just before the car set off the alerts, I was thundering down the road (it was empty and you sometimes don't realise your speed) but I had looked at the speedometer and I was doing 90 without even realising, and I thought to myself, bloody hell if you had a blow out at this speed you'd be dead, and I slowed back down to the limit.  (I was shocked that I was at that speed, I never do that).  Anyway, 2 minutes later was when the car gave me the tyre pressure warning. Premonition or coincidence? I'd say coincidence because I've been behind a car that had a blow out before.

Grannie. No no no no, I'm G'Ma. I'm so not ready for Gran, Granny or Nanna. And bless the one that can talk does pronounce it Gee Ma. I'm down wiv the kids innit.

Yes I did. I saw all of them last night, and went and saw them all again this morning. 

 

The eldest of them hadn't heard me come in last night, and he was sitting having his evening meal, so I poked my gear round the door and said "Hi" , he said "oh G'Ma you scared all of my life out of me then" Probably funnier if you were there.

By the way I did not poke my gear around the door, I poked my HEAD. This bloody iPad will get me in to so much trouble.

 

Nee wonder I'd scared the bairn had I actually poked my gear around the door.

I hate how some people are too able to make you feel like a right dick.  My sister's ex husband left my niece off at my son's party today and I tried to be nice and make conversation but he was just rude and then left without so much as a bye or happy birthday to my son.  Normally I'd not be slow off the mark but I was just standing there feeling like a dick for even attempting to talk to him.  At least now I know not to ever bother trying to be nice to him.  My other sister came in shortly afterwards and I'm just glad he was gone by then because once I'd told her she was fuming and would most definitely not have been slow off the mark with a response.  

Oh for gawd sake I'm laughing my head off now, imaging me poking my gear around the door and it saying HI. 

 

Childish! Yes

my 'tooth' flew off my partial plate again! 

last time it happened i took it to dentist to be fixed

this time ive glued it back with superglue

the tooth got stuck to my finger

i was a bit glued up

i had a finger with a tooth attached

but ive managed to remove finger tooth

and 

put it on partial

it got stuck to my lip

but im free now

and you thought the baftas was exciting

That bloody cake has a lot to answer for pleased your safe Cinds :hugs:

Wow Cinds! Just read your piece. So glad it turned out well. Oddly enough I was through Busby Stoop today. It's a place rich in history. My mum wanted to look at a few places in the area. Soozy will know it well too.

I'm off to watch an episode of Orange is the new black on netflix